Windows 8
Writing about Windows 8 is difficult. We've already made fun of every previous version of Windows for a good 20 years at this point ... and just about every conceivable joke has been used up. So um, Windows, another version, dumb, we hate Microsoft, blue screen of death, PowerPC and Windows XP have both been discontinued, so you can't buy computers at garage sales anymore and expect them to work, get a touchscreen or else the Gates Foundation will hire a creepy gay person to touch you inappropriately ... uh that's about all I got, yeah.
Basically, Windows 8 is just the second half of Windows 98 re-released in HD. If you have a standard definition computer that already runs Windows 98 then buying Windows 8 won't change anything.
Let's get retarded and pay for GNU/Linux because we can.
Criminal history[edit | edit source]
Windows 8 shot 9 linux distros in 2012.
In 2013, he shot an early build of Windows 10.
In 2022, a video of him with Ubuntu, Mac, and Windows Vista leaked. It showed them naked in the shower, talking about murdering OS X.
He was sent to jail in June 2024.
At April 2025, he was sent to court.
Photoshop confirmed the allegations were true, that he f???ed him in 2015.
A tape of him with Windows 10 while he was just released leaked at the court. He was sentenced 900 years in jail.
What happens when User:XY007 uses Windows 8[edit | edit source]
Ack.
