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Or should XY114 welcome you? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:50, 10 Aym 2016 (UTC)

tsnanks Cg098 (talk) 06:19, 11 Aym 2016 (UTC)
I am XY007, not that guy. Incidentally misnaming. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 04:20, 15 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Sorry, was confused. It was totally unintentional. Cg098 (talk) 04:23, 15 Aym 2016 (UTC)
XY007 and 2+2=5 (me) both contain numbers. I told you numbers can be disorienting, especially in an article.
Anyway, I'm a pressure cooker of Heisenberg hats. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:27, 15 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Precisely. I am finding that from direct experience and also the need for speed. Cg098 (talk) 04:31, 15 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Littenism. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:01, 16 Aym 2016 (UTC)
A cult revolving around that feline Pokemon!? I thought there was already one revolving around that blue aquatic Pokemon with a spiky shell. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 06:09, 16 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Not that I know of, Omanyte's shell is smooth, but that's old news! Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:10, 16 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Am I being recruited? Cg098 (talk) 18:22, 16 Aym 2016 (UTC)
If Litten's your favourite, then yes. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:06, 17 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Litten is obviously the best. Cg098 (talk) 21:07, 17 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Cake! Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:52, 17 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Don't we have enough Satanic cults followings of figures here on Illogia, particularly one that we may have forgotten about? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:32, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Maybe. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 02:23, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Whoa! Did I get sucked in to some kind of cult war? Cg098 (talk) 02:41, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Yes! In fact, Illogicopedia is a massive cult war in of itself! Now go vote for an amazing article to be featured! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:21, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Come on 2+2=5! That's canvassing! Cg098 (talk) 04:48, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Like the thing Jim put on his roof? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:47, 30 Aym 2016 (UTC) 2+2=5: Oh, you meant Lapras? I see.
Similar, but imagine he put it on every visible roof in the neighbourhood. Cg098 (talk) 03:00, 31 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Then the council will take 2+2=5's vote down, won't they?! Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 04:56, 31 Aym 2016 (UTC)
It doesn't look like they're counting his vote, but for a different reason I guess? Cg098 (talk) 05:19, 31 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Yes, a different reason entirely! Oh the hue-manatee! If only I had realized that one cannot nominate one's won article for the sake of glory!
Anyway, we're gonna be having a massive cult ceremony called IllogiGames:Big Brrother 2017. WOuld you care to offer your tithes and intestinal sacrifices to User:XY007 in this marvelous annual event? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:06, 2 Arche 2017 (UTC)
I'm just crazy enough to think that might be fun. Cg098 (talk) 23:52, 2 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Das sache[edit source]

LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 23:56, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)

It's an honor. Cg098 (talk) 01:55, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)
I am pleased you feel that way. I wanted to let the other kids in the sandbox know I appreciate y'all. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 12:17, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Invitation[edit source]

We are proud to invite you to join ILeague, you can request your registration or sign your membership in the list of members (if you are not Brazilian, please include in the list of non-Brazilian members) Thank you in advance! Illogico! Illogically? 01:54, 23 Arche 2017 (UTC)

You are rocker? Or crazy[edit source]

Subscribe: First Rock in Rioo! Illogico! Illogically? 22:39, 1 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Yes Cg089 (talk) 01:31, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

...for reverting my user page. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 14:38, 22 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Hello[edit source]

My name, no! My edits, yes! Cg089 (talk) 00:46, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Am interested. Please tell me more. Cg098 (talk) 00:51, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)
He's a Louis LOL sockpuppet. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:55, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

No, I'm not sockpuppet, just invited. Cg089 (talk) 00:57, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Invited? From Brazil? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:00, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

User Cg089[edit source]

I began a conversation with this guy on his talk page. I blanked his user page and explained this and other things I felt he needed to know. Thanks for your patience with me in getting to it, and for the enlightened way you've dealt with this problem. Cheers.LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 06:37, 26 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Oh. I don't think I'm very enlightened. In Ingress, je suis résistance. Cg098 (talk) 02:16, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Moi aussi. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:21, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
What level are you? Cg098 (talk) 02:31, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
7, I think, or maybe 9. I quit after a while, because nobody was interested in it. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:34, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
I'm 3. Cg098 (talk) 02:47, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
When did you start? I started after the release on iOS. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:54, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Shortly after Pokemon Go was released, but I didn't play a lot over the winter (because it was kind of cold) or spring (because my allergies lasted a lot longer than normal). Cg098 (talk) 23:46, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
I'm glad that Pokemon Go attracted people back to the technology's origin. In addition, had Go been released in December, would it have been as popular? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:55, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)

hi[edit source]

Oi como estás?--| C4T T/-\ |_ |_ Tha DRK (talk) 10:31, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Howdy. Cg098 (talk) 23:46, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Mas que mania de falar português em momentos aleatórios, o que é isso? Illogico! Illogically? 23:40, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Eu não tenho ideia.--| C4T T/-\ |_ |_ Tha DRK (talk) 01:50, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Eu sou ilogicamente ilógico, você é o que? Um gato peludo? Se és um gato, eu sou um cachorro prestes a te devorar. Só que não. Tenha uma boa madrugada, ops, esqueci que vocês são mais atrasados com fusos horário diferentes, que bom, Brasil é SHOW! #ForaCorruptos!Illogico! Illogically? 02:00, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Seu meio-dia aqui. Também você pode até esperar para o show?--| C4T T/-\ |_ |_ Tha DRK (talk) 02:09, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Tradutor... Olha alguém aqui.... Não!!! Estou falando palavras aleatória e sem sentido! Illogico! Illogically? 02:12, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Google translate não vai funcionar em português !!! Me ajude a traduzir as coisas !! 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
02:13, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)

First: In portuguese, no is "Translate", is "Tradutor" Illogico! Illogically? 02:21, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I know, it's just Google Translate treats Google Translate as a pronoun. not an ordinary noun. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
History of lulzz
02:22, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Uma mania? Sim, bem-vindo ao Illogicopedia. Cg098 (talk) 18:45, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Hello[edit source]

Hello friend! I love you! Illogicobot (talk) 01:46, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Um, hi. Cg098 (talk) 01:58, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Oh! My bot love Cg098? Illogico! Illogically? 02:08, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Are you behind this? Cg098 (talk) 02:29, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Yes! Illogico! Illogically? 02:36, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)
The bot's for vandalism reversion, isn't it? What's it doing on talk pages? Cg098 (talk) 02:42, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Also, are you familiar with Jon Bellion? Cg098 (talk) 04:46, 3 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Are you asking yourself a question? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:00, 3 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
That was intended for Illogico. Cg098 (talk) 05:11, 3 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Then why not put it on Illogico's talk page? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:13, 3 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Because it's more relevant to this conversation. Cg098 (talk) 21:11, 3 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Right. I quit. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:27, 4 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
I'm in too deep. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 17:35, 4 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Congratulations![edit source]

You are new member of the IP:LBE! I love! Illogico! Illogically? 03:11, 16 Aym 2017 (UTC)

That's a pleasant surprise. My dues are in the mail. Cg098 (talk) 00:08, 17 Aym 2017 (UTC)

...[edit source]

You have patroller? Illogico! Illogically? 00:48, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Is that like a patrol boat? CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:17, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
I think so. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:26, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Hm. I wonder what the S stands for. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:31, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
The S in what? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:36, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
The S in the heading that is written in Morse code. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 02:16, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
If the equals signs are dashes, then it's MSM, and probably stands for Magic Sockpuppet Machine (what Louis LOL is using). XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:59, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
I like boats, big boats! CG089 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:48, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Cease with your sockpuppetry, Brazilian Cg089. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:50, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Não sei... Crio ooutra conta, tipo "XY015", "Fuck KJU", "Abacate", "Vou comer batata frita", "Eu amo Coca-cola"? CG089 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:59, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Cease and desist. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:34, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

SODA POP[edit source]


eh? CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 02:16, 6 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
Hello, Cg098. Please let me know if you have any questions, by leaving me a message on my talk page. Anyways, thanks for your your recent changes. I thank you for that! Royalbroil 00:59, 20 Yoon 2017 (UTC)
I hope you can make useful edits too. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 00:53, 21 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Banned Ivo6[edit source]

Thanks for the heads up. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 02:51, 20 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

No problem. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 03:32, 20 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

I wholeheartedly resent the admins now.[edit source]

WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED THEM!? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 19:50, 6 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

In the f______g toilet. danny!Text 21:13, 6 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
No wonder they're unreachable on IRC. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:17, 7 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
At least Discord has notification and email features. I don't know about IRC, because I don't use it. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 21:02, 7 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Let's start a mutiny. It wouldn't solve anything, but it should be fun. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 21:56, 6 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
  • This site is dead, y'all. Gone were the days when this site was relevant, I'm sure you all love it, but if isn't policeable, and outside world interest is null, I'd ponder about shutting this place down, mothballing it, more like -- keeping what we have as an interesting archive of human creativity, but we'd be spamless, Ivoless, and ...less. We are not relevant in 2017. You can go get your user submitted humour from places on Facebook; Political Chart Memes or whatever. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 06:41, 9 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
I wouldn't say the site's completely unpoliceable. Unfortunately, there's not much we can do about the outside world interest. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 15:04, 9 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
(This is basically an update to my last post) We got some more users who've written decently sized articles recently. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 22:05, 4 Aym 2019 (UTC)

Archive your talk page, please[edit source]

It is freaking annoying me.

I have my own arbitrary way to decide when to archive my talk page. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 21:56, 6 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Heads up[edit source]

Ivo has set up an account called User:Ovi. He hasn't done anything yet, but I suspect that he created it to be used later on so he can strike when no one is around. Or, it could just be his attempt at setting up a decoy, which wouldn't work nonetheless. Just be high on alert on Recent Changes whenever you see anything being done by that account. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:41, 24 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

CSI:Miami is gory.[edit source]

You used to be a bit more active. School? Cool? Drool? Fool? Pool? Ghoul? Joule? Rule? Stool? Tool? Wool? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:44, 20 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Probably not. Does the CSI thing have anything to do with this? I'm not exactly seeing a connection. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 22:54, 20 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)
No connections whatsoever. What, I can't be random? Anyway, I was just observing your decline in activity. I had a dream last night that my inbox got spammed with notifications from Illogicopedia because a vandal had struck. This is probably the third time this has happened to me. Adminship... 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:30, 21 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)
Sorry about the dreams. Those can really mess with you. When I was in college, I had this reoccuring dream about being enrolled in a statstics course I had forgotten about. About the randomness, of course you have every right to be, and I half expected it to be just that, but there was something about it that made me uneasy. Maybe a reverse Freudian slip or something (not sure exactly what I mean by that). I knew a girl who moved to Miami a couple years ago. To get back on topic, I'm not even sure if I am less active. There was probably some point where I was more active on Wednesdays, but less active on Thursdays. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 03:54, 21 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Congratulations![edit source]

Yes, it may have been two days late, but it came through anyway: Cg098, you have won the award for Illogicopedia of teh Month! Enjoy your invisible year's supply of cheese, new Rollback rights, and a trophy for IOTM. Simply type {{IOTM}} at the bottom of your user page and the trophy will appear on your user page.

Enjoi m8! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:34, 7 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

Also, I must ask: In order to accurately fill out the IOTM archive, what country do you reside in? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:47, 7 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)
I live in the United States of America. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 02:56, 7 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)
O ya, thx for de code n stuff. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 04:32, 7 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

Re:Leonidshok[edit source]

There's probably a low chane if it being a Danny sock, but I'll take your concern into consideration. Also, the link isn't anything bad at all. 04:05, 12 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

It may not be an actual sock, and I'll try to do a better job of warning him if he makes any more problematic edits. About the link, that's only if you don't have epilepsy. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 04:20, 12 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

Random word templates[edit source]

I like the idea of making them put pages in a category, but unfortunately it causes them to not work in section headers and tooltips, so I undid your edits. Sorry about that. Thought I should let you know.  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 00:14, 7 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

You did the right thing. I did a thing that broke a lot of pages. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 03:05, 7 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Hello[edit source]

Hello, how long! Illogico! Illogically? 21:31, 25 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Will I slide separate my side CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:20, 26 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
I DON'T XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:24, 26 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
I don't believe it's bad. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:39, 26 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

looks like we opened another can of worms here[edit source]

XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:43, 26 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

I don't think it's irreversible. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 16:26, 26 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

Thank you for taking care of all that spam and vandalism. —Marzipan (talk) 02:56, 15 Octodest 2019 (UTC)

Don't mention it. (I heard that in Botswana they think it's unlucky to thank people for reverting vandalism.) CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 04:16, 15 Octodest 2019 (UTC)

i had an idea[edit source]

...Which, suprisingly, is a good one, unlike a lot of ideas I get. Anyway, since we've been dealing with a lot of spam pages and IP vandulls, I thought maybe there could be something like Citizendium, where only people with accounts can edit, and IPs can't edit without making an account. Like, disallow IP page creations and edits, but still allow logging in and account creation without having to request one. What do you think? Or would that not be practical? Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 18:30, 6 Novelniver 2019 (UTC)

Good idea. I think that that, along with implementing a good CAPTCHA, would do a lot to cut down on spam. I'd recommend you start a forum to see what the other users think. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 02:10, 7 Novelniver 2019 (UTC)
Getting around to that forum now.

Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 12:41, 12 Novelniver 2019 (UTC)

@User:Senny User:Cg098 isn't an admin, so he can't help you with that. I suggest asking a sysop or anybody who owns the wiki server. --Auri (talk) 00:15, 30 Jeremy 2020 (UTC)
@Auri - Yeah, true... I think only the sysops/crats can do that. I'm not entirely sure who owns the server though, but I'm betting that they're not active.

Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 12:58, 30 Jeremy 2020 (UTC)

@User:Senny I'll try to find out for you. -- 16:02, 30 Jeremy 2020 (UTC)
@ - Sure thing. :)

Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 16:37, 30 Jeremy 2020 (UTC)

Dove Windsor[edit source]

Let's make this article more illogical. The thing is, I'm not a comedian. --Auri (talk) 14:38, 12 Jeremy 2020 (UTC)

That should be no problem. Pages here don't actually have to be funny to be illogical. Maybe you could write random nonsense or copy a selection from classic literature but replace one of the character's names with your own name. (Ai blev in yu.) CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 05:47, 15 Jeremy 2020 (UTC)

Bananas?[edit source]

Eew, gross! I hate bananas. I wouldn't even touch them. --Auri (talk) 00:12, 30 Jeremy 2020 (UTC)

So you are a catfish after all. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:57, 31 Jeremy 2020 (UTC)
Or were you talking about the message I left on your user talk page? (And thanks for the legal help) CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 01:01, 2 Farbleum 2020 (UTC)

"Our lost future" illogicians reflect on their lively childhood[edit source]

How's the project doing, and what to expect from now? And most importantly, how we came to lose our stronghold in Russia, and lose millions of illogician bananas in consequence. --Hairs Individually (talk) 13:26, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)

It's deded. We can expect more of the new same, which is a bunch of random IPs starting one line articles with no categories or deleting existing content and few users writing quality content. To answer your next questions, I'd guess censorship, but I'd really need weed to figure out, and I think it's still illegal in my state. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 13:43, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)
Those fleshy Ass, banning nature at their leisure. I was once forced to pay a fine because some weed of some kind has grown naturally in my backyard. Naturally, I didn't pay. The officer that came to me, alighted from his fellow cops car, made his way through front door, and yelled, "Money! Where's my money!" He began to sniff around me, and stopped near my pants/trousers right pocket, "Money?" He put his hand inside them, and fish out a fifty-dollar. Delighted at the bucks he stole from an innocent civilian, he went out running enthusiastically to his friend, "I got the money! I got the money!" though I didn't see his friend, one of his friends whistled, and another shouted, "Yes Bob!" The officer, who took my hard-worked-for bucks, went on to say, "We can now hit the bar."
In conclusion, police job is not as fancy as we fantises it to be. Most of them are there to scare back into your shell, keeping you traumatized and complacent.
To go back to our topic, this project had a pumpy road since the beginning. For instance look at this, this at look instance for. Was this illogical or messed-up wordplay? The idea of illogicality is murky ground on itself and out of it.
This became more than apparant when pages of total gibberish, chicken-typed, keyboard-bashing-made articles started to hit the project. What's your take on the total illogicality of certain articles? Was it what was envisioned for the project? (Are one of the founding fathers of ?pedia?) --Hairs Individually (talk) 15:27, 31 Arche 2020 (UTC)
Yes. (I was late) CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 01:12, 17 Aym 2020 (UTC)

just dropping in[edit source]

WOW, it's been a long time since I was last on here. Geez, not since the end of Arche... has anything changed? Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 23:59, 14 Aym 2020 (UTC)

Well, it hasn't been completely dead. There were some IPs who wrote some decent articles. I even wrote a couple myself. You might be interested in Wisconsin and Kibbutz Contemporary Dance Company. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 01:10, 17 Aym 2020 (UTC)
Just read both, and they are both great! I've seen that IP several times, I think they're doing pretty well. "They cover every inch" makes me laugh every time.

Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 23:11, 19 Aym 2020 (UTC)

hehe I'm glad you liked them :) I think I'm going to invite the IP to create an account. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:12, 20 Aym 2020 (UTC)

You're definitely a Brit[edit source]

I can just tell. Asa Akira (talk) 01:25, 29 Jumbly 2020 (UTC)

No, but what does that have to do with the price of Diet Shasta in China? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 13:36, 29 Jumbly 2020 (UTC)
Wait, is this about my article I set in Rame Head? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:41, 8 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)

Asa Akira[edit source]

I told you I never made an article for Asa Akira. Asa Akira (talk) 05:50, 3 Ergust 2020 (UTC)

Oh shit, sorry. Who was it then? CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:24, 3 Ergust 2020 (UTC)
Probably Mia Khalifa Asa Akira (talk) 17:20, 3 Ergust 2020 (UTC)
It's plausible that it was done by the same IP. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 20:22, 3 Ergust 2020 (UTC)
So, you wouldn't believe what I just thought of. I just randomly thought, that since I'm an admin now, I could check the edit history of that page and see who really did start it. Well, I checked the creator and the creator is YOU! CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:39, 22 Ditzimber 2020 (UTC)
X-po-zay of AA.png

yeah, you ought to be mod[edit source]

I'll talk to Athyria on Discord. Hopefully, she'll follow through. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 19:59, 13 Serpeniver 2020 (UTC)

So, I've kinda emeritized myself (see my user page). I have a feeling that this site is dead for real, and I don't think it's worth it to put any more effort into stopping vandalism. The only reason I can't fully pull myself away is that the site has become like a train wreck. (P.S. I don't know if you saw this but Freezing Me Me has admitted to being an ICTTD sock and has resumed his old problematic editing patterns. Make use of this intel as you will.) CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 21:33, 14 Serpeniver 2020 (UTC)

Hey you, you're finally awake[edit source]

Is this your little edit spree before you return to hibernation? 00:10, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)

Yeah. Things got kind of ridiculous. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 00:14, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)
But... how come? So far my experience has been nice. What did it for you? 11:28, 27 Octodest 2020 (UTC)
Gratuitous nudity. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 02:41, 8 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)
Thank IBOSS for not letting me see images! 12:36, 9 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)
When did that happen? Just curious.

Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 13:00, 9 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)

I think it was within the last couple months or so. There was some IP adding random nude pics from Wikimedia Commons to random articles. But I reverted all the ones I could find a couple of weeks ago. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 23:23, 13 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)
I may have been gone at that time, depends on when it happened. I don't remember any images being uploaded here. Either way, iBoss finally proves it actually does things.

Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 23:47, 13 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)

I remember they got added at a time when activity was really low, so nobody reverted them right away. But they weren't actually uploaded here. Illogicopedia can display images from Wikimedia Commons and Uncyclomedia Commons if you enter their filenames on this site. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 23:56, 13 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)
Oh, I didn't know you could do that with files.

Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 00:27, 14 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)

Well, we can because we are special. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 00:40, 14 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)
Sounds pretty neat. At least, when it's used right. (anyways i have a mother of a 400word essay i have to write and finish by 10:30 tonight so i have to go)

Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 00:45, 14 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)

Yup, and I only know of one other instance in which it has been misused for pornographic purposes. See you and good luck! CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 00:47, 14 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)

One other time? Interesting. (off for the night, for real) (EDIT: finished that essay, finally no more schoolwork for me) Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 00:50, 14 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)

There was a guy who entered something like "A.jpg B.jpg C.PNG" into an article and it turned out to be nudes. But then when I confronted him about it he was like "i didn't know what it would be i just wanted to see what would happen," which I'm highly skeptical of. And then someone qd'd it so it's gone. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 04:06, 14 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)
I know that dude(tte) was lying, unless they actually haven't seen the images, and just the filenames, which is unlikely.

Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 13:58, 14 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)

It was a long-term vandal, who was a dude. The use of multiple file extensions was what gave it away for me that he knew what he was doing. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 19:54, 14 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)

is an error?[edit source]

When I go to mainpage --> click TIME CUBICLE --> it leads to an article not highlighted by the main page. Is an erroR? BSOD (talk) 17:48, 14 Ditzimber 2020 (UTC)

Not exactly. If you click "Time Cubicle" on the bar on the top of the feature section, you'll go to Time Cubicle. But in the article the first time it says "TIME CUBICLE" it links to TIME CUBE, presumably because the Time Cubicle is a parody of the TIME CUBE website. If you think keeping that link on the main page is too confusing, I could remove it. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:52, 14 Ditzimber 2020 (UTC)
well, thanks for reminding me a link to th e featured article exists above the content. BUt is kinda confusing to see big colored text ando expect it to link to featured conteht. BSOD (talk) 17:56, 14 Ditzimber 2020 (UTC)
It's done. I feel liek a total n00b today because I've already made three edits to the Featured template to get everything to look rite. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:04, 14 Ditzimber 2020 (UTC)

*confusion noise*[edit source]

Spike from the Spoon? Never heard of it. What is it? Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 21:26, 10 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)

A particularly obsessive administrator from the Wikia/Fandom version of Uncyclopedia (AKA the Spoon, to differentiate it from the independent fork). When I was there, he left me a lot of messages on my talk page with advice for improvement, which I know I needed, but other editors apparently got into conflicts with him, and a lot of them left the site because of that. I guess what I was trying to get at is that I've been trying recently to let new users/anons know why I've reverted their edits or deleted their pages, but I don't want to end up being as bad as Spike reportedly was. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 03:54, 11 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
Ohh, I understand now. That's definitely a good idea to give users advice.

Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 13:07, 11 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)

Main page error[edit source]

The forum section on the main page is displaying wikitext, I wonder what broke it. bsod user (bsod talk) 13:51, 12 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)

i think i fixed it bsod user (bsod talk) 14:05, 12 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
Looks fine to me now. Good work I guess. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 19:27, 13 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)

Requesting revision deletion[edit source]

can you delete this revision? still trying to keep links to my real life outta public internet places. bsod user (bsod talk) 13:41, 22 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)

Whoops! it's still possible to see it. I guess every revision needs revdel'd since now and the most recent one. bsod user (bsod talk) 15:47, 22 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
I'm eating breakfast now, and I can do it in a couple minutes when I turn my laptop on. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 15:56, 22 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
Wow! In my timezone, I just ate lunch! bsod user (bsod talk) 15:59, 22 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
It's done. I also woke up at like 9 and I can't eat breakfast right when I wake up because of my meds, so maybe you woke up earlier. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 16:14, 22 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
Incase i'm wrong abt timezones the time for me is 11:22. bsod user (bsod talk) 16:23, 22 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)
I know I'm in UTC-6 and it looks like you're in UTC-5, so we're only off by an hour. I wouldn't have lunch at 11 if I had breakfast at 10. But I'm probably not a growing boy anymore (unfortunately). CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 18:10, 22 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)

recent changes[edit source]

Have you checked RC lately? An IP's been making a lot of pages about Arabic letters. I'm not doing anything about it right now, just wanted to let you know. And funny enough, the IP geolocates to British Columbia up in Canada. Sylvester Gold is a Fruity Little Fairy! 00:37, 30 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for letting me know. I knew there are a lot of immigrants in Vancouver, but it really could have been anyone. I mean, I could start making a bunch of pages about Old Church Slavonic letters, but it doesn't mean I'm Slavonic. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 03:09, 30 Jeremy 2021 (UTC)