Wisconsin

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If you happen to need time in Wisconsin, don't ask. Just drink that bottle of cow juice any time.

Wisconsin is a state that was separated from God when it did a bad thing called a scam. I don't know what a wis is. Its state mineral is Cheesium. That is a really important thing to know about it. Do not do business in Wisconsin without knowing that.

When you find a dangler that does a good job at the job you need for a foundation try checking with them to be sure they do not have a cheesium problem. If its a good foundation, you are good for business and won't have any problems. But if its a nugget that melts in your pocket you know you are in trouble. In any event, you will never think about this again when you are building your foundation.

They cover every inch

Etymology (of the names of the cities in the state)[edit]

Most of the cities in Wisconsin were named 1000 years ago when the Indians in the state had a contest to come up with the silliest city names. What they didn't know was that each city's entry would be its permanent name.

Or at least that's what they told the Europeans.

Exports[edit]

cows

cheese and booze

Imports[edit]

Swiss and Norwegian people

A list of random food and drinks[edit]

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  • chocolate doughnut
  • pimento cheese
  • caramel waffle
  • bottomless mimosa
  • Coffee and croissants
  • drafts and bottles
  • espresso drinks
  • ice coffee
  • and, of course, hot drinks like
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