Wisconsin

If you happen to need time in Wisconsin, don't ask. Just drink that bottle of cow juice any time.

Wisconsin is a state that was separated from God when it did a bad thing called a scam. I don't know what a wis is. Its state mineral is Cheesium. That is a really important thing to know about it. Do not do business in Wisconsin without knowing that.

When you find a dangler that does a good job at the job you need for a foundation try checking with them to be sure they do not have a cheesium problem. If its a good foundation, you are good for business and won't have any problems. But if its a nugget that melts in your pocket you know you are in trouble. In any event, you will never think about this again when you are building your foundation.

They cover every inch

Etymology (of the names of the cities in the state)

Most of the cities in Wisconsin were named 1000 years ago when the Indians in the state had a contest to come up with the silliest city names. What they didn't know was that each city's entry would be its permanent name.

Or at least that's what they told the Europeans.

Exports

cows

cheese and booze

Imports

• Swiss and Norwegian people
• MILFs (or so the rumors say)

A list of random food and drinks

This article was written with the help of an AI text completion service.   It may be the worst thing you ever read.

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• chocolate doughnut
• pimento cheese
• caramel waffle
• bottomless mimosa
• Coffee and croissants
• drafts and bottles
• espresso drinks
• ice coffee
• and, of course, hot drinks like

Why is this even here? I have no idea. It was probably just to take up space to make this article look longer. Maybe I thought this article seemed food-related, and I was into AI text generation at the time. Compensate for a lack of ideas with software that probably fails the Turing test!

mfw food related! Needs moar food!