Ananab

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  BONJOOK, THE BANANA GOD
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This is the ananab. Derp.

“I thought it was harmless...”

~ Piscine Patel after eating an ananab

Ananabs (Also known by their plant's scientific name, Musa velutina desperatio) are a type of banana only found at a shallow area near where the equator and prime meridian meet. Their taste has been described as "THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME TO KILL YOU" by a now-deceased expert.

This fruit is notorious for causing realistic hallucinations, slight depression, weakening of the green cones of the eye, multiplication of the blue cones of the eye, slight cyanide poisoning, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. (An x3)ab addiction is one of the leading causes of death in Benin, and surviving it is said to cause a transformation into a demon. Even Bonjook disapproves of anan-(another word for muscles), saying they're "an unholy mutation that could kill us all in a day without anyone caring".

So, I'm guessing they're really healthy for you.



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