Ananab

BONJOOK, THE BANANA GOD
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This is the ananab. Derp.

“I thought it was harmless...”
~ Piscine Patel after eating an ananab

Ananabs (Also known by their plant's scientific name, Musa velutina desperatio) are a type of banana only found at a shallow area near where the equator and prime meridian meet. Their taste has been described as "THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME TO KILL YOU" by a now-deceased expert.

This thing is notorious for causing realistic hallucinations, slight depression, weakening of the gree n c ones of the eye, multiplication of the blue cones of the eye, slight cyanide poisoning, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. (An x3)ab addiction is one of the leading causes of death in Benin, and surviving it is said to cause a transformation into a demon. Even BONJOOK, disapproves of anan-(another word for muscles), saying they're "an unholy mutation that could kill us all in a day without anyone caring".

So, I'm guessing they're really healthy for you.

that 👈there :O , ain’t no ananab, neither is…

That one here! Surely it ain’t no negative or dark/antimatter kind!

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