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ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ON: Bananas!

What is a banana?[edit]

A banana is evil and yellow, and it likes to devour souls. They worship BONJOOK, The Banana God, who protects them from harm, and will pwn you if you touch one. That's all you need to know!

Because if you knew too much, bananas might killlll you!

Where do you find bananas?[edit]

You can find them in the ground, ready to devour your souuuullllll!

Don't know toooo much!!

Why do they eat souls?[edit]

I dunnnooooo, but if you did knoooow, don't write it...

OR THE BANANAS MAY EAT YOUR SOOOOOOOOUL!

How do they eat souls?[edit]

They just do. Don't ask questions, you blimmering question asker!

BLIMMERING? I like that word. It tastes of bana..no erm... Batman.

Who are they?[edit]

Bananas, of course. DON'T BE A CRACKER JACKEL!

That used to be a bird. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO IT!!!

THAT'S A BANANA!!

See also[edit]

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