The banana prophecy

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The banana prophecy is one of main beliefs of Bananism but is sadly not part of the Banana Bible. It states that BONJOOK shall be brought back to life when the moon becomes yellow and banana shaped and he shall destroy all that are against him (Anti-Bananaists). Many Anti-Bananaists mock this belief by shouting "BONJOOK, have fun finding me!" and running away when the moon is in a crescent shape.

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