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BANJOOK is the God of all bananas, when BANJOOK is angered bananas will grow human legs and goggles, bananaminions are angered when BANJOOK is angered.

During Vietnam American soldiers ate bananas while fighting off communism, this angered BANJOOK, the bananas tore out of their stomachs and jumped inside their peels, they rose and attacked the soldiers resulting in a loss of probably like a billion people. Until Bob Ross unleashed his Happy Tree demons, they grew big wooden fists and punches the bananaminions and it hurt alot, BANJOOK also will have the souls of the damned turned into bananaminions if they never ate a banana, if they did he would have the bananaminions eat them everyday for breakfast

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