Indiana
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Indiana is a state. However, if you're ever feeling lonely you could pretend it's a girl and then commit some crimes (because then Indiana will want you).
Indiana is known for many things: Corn. Soybeans. One or two Republicans. More corn. Police. Police cars. Police sirens. Oh fuck they're right behind me.
You may think the people here like three syllable words, but they're actually pretty decent at basketball.
Cities Random settlements random people randomly decided to make in the middle of nowhere in Indiana[edit | edit source]
I can't think of any reason why these would be a good idea. Can you?
- Gary (they learned to tie their shoes)
- Kokomo (The Beach Boys were trolling us the whole time.)
- Fort Wayne
- Valparaiso (Apparently there actually are a few liberals here. Who wouldathunkit?)
- Terre Haute (Where people get turned on by land)
- Havana
- Indiana City (This is actually the only true city in Indiana.)
- Evansville (Indiana has a university now? What?)
- South Bend (Apparently there actually are some gay Maltese people here. Maybe we have all misunderstood Indiana this whole time.)
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