The kefir is cut with precision at the Aloha Snackbar in the African country where Barack Obama was born. Cindy was doing exactly that when she heard a voice whisper into her ear, "You know that paper plane?"
She woke up and realized she was being wheeled down a hospital. "Not again," she thought.
Cindy woke up again and mumbled something. "Where am I?" would be too cliché. When her eyes adjusted to the light (which really only took a couple of seconds), the only thing she could make out were some unicorns dancing on top of each other in a circle around her. "This is the best bad trip I've had since 1993." she thought, and then realized that when she got home, her husband would go on about how cool it must be to see all the cool things that CIA dreamed up. Better just enjoy this while it lasts.
If we knew why Cindy thought these things, the world would make a lot more sense than it already does.
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