New Mexico

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To be confused with Mexico

“It's Like mexico, but better!”

~ The president of the USofA


Location[edit]

Its somewhere north of Mexico in an environment identical to Mexico.


Exact location[edit]

Um.................



Somewhere in here



Maybe next to the giant taco banana?


Founding[edit]

Dumb people from old mexico were stupidly bored and went north exploring


and they all died.


They named it new mexico because no one in old mexico liked change, meaning they stayed away from it.


Population[edit]

-666 DIDN'T YOU HERE ANYTHING!!! 666 PEOPLE DIED IN IT....


That doesn't make the population negative

JOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Famous people[edit]

Dead guy 1

Dead guy 2

Dead guy 3

Dead guy 4

Dead guy 5

Dead guy 6

Dead guy 7

(TEN YEARS LATER)

Dead guy 666.


SUMMARY[edit]

You are terrible and I hope you die


EVERYONE DIED.


-Dies

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