Alabama

ألاباما

(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: مهما تعتقد أن هذا يعني أنه لا.
Anthem: "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
(blah)
Capital	Montgomery Oblast
Previous capital	Danville, Virginia
Largest city	(blah)
Official languages	redneck
Government	whoever has the most guns
Prime Minister	{{{prime_minister}}}
National Hero(es)	Lynyrd Skynyrd
Currency	sisters
Religion	Baptistism and guns
Population	not counted
Area	a bit bigger than Georgia, we think
Population density	(blah)
Ethnic groups	rednecks
Major exports	southern rock, Rebecca St. Claire
Major imports	Neil Young records
National animal	Alabama red-bellied cooter
Favourite pastime	shooting guns
Opening hours	Monday-Saturday
Internet tld	.al
Calling code	205, 659, 334, 256, 938, or 251

Alabama is a progressive state most known for its dead rights, especially multiple voting privileges. The people of Alabama spend their time trying to figure out how to get into Texas and play there. (PROTIP: It turns out the trick is to have a fiddle in the band.)

Notable things

• University of Alabama

Cities

• Birmingham - where they love the governor (Boo. Boo. Boo.)
• Muscle Shoals - has got the Swampers

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Sexy Alabaman women. (The only one in existence.)

Oh yo mama!

How I feel I should eat a pandama.

Eating and sucking and killing every drama.

OH yeah!

Chinese are cooool!

Japanese are coool!

Marocanese are coooool!

Everyone coooool!

Greeting from Mars.