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Martian Luther looking fabulous.

Some guy who was on a diet of worms or something.

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Illogico is a crazy, and therefore won the award for Aym.

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The amusing, nonsensical encyclopedia that anyone can mess up.

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Prominent Prose of the Randomly Indiscriminate Time Period:   Martian Luther Martian Luther looking fabulous. Some guy who was on a diet of worms or something. Recently featured: Plagiarism – Satan Bunny – Spaghetti – Radiohead – TV Tropes – The article that's hard to edit – Singular Ways to Die    Did You No? Yes! But did you know... ...that -0 is an insane number? ...that I'm back? -Dilly/Dylan ...that attempts have been made to contain mutant Illogi-bananas? (OH GOD, OH FUCK! They are on to us!) ...that fnurdles can whirl, and you're being listened to? ...that Neil Armstrong sang "Sweet Caroline" while riding a bike on the moon? ...that timeline and reality management with git can sometimes make you feel like a git? ...that the character Buzz Lightyear was named after the actor Buzz Aldrin, best known for his work in Apollo 11? ...that you can write articles just by taking them from Wikipedia? ...that Cg098 created Polonium? ...that there is no theoretical limit to the number of questions I can type, one after the other, day after day, year after year, light year after light year, polymorphism after head over heals, ass over teacup, Irish whiskey from Dimension 9? ...and that the doorbell was stuck again on Thursday, and that we had to call the nun who owns the place to get a plumber to call a CPA for advice about werewolves? ...and that Where wolves are, so falls Witchita Falls? ...that a cannon that shoots pissed off tigers is currently legal in the state of New Hampshire? ...that I shouldn't be here right now? ...that you live on a planet? Yeah! You're an Earth person! ...that salt burns orange? ...that Bcbkye is still watching you after ten years? He's standing in the very same spot in the corner of your room. ...that Nmesh are to belong all your base? ...that most English surnames mean exactly what they sound like? ...that 'quotes' "are" „very“ „very” «very» ‹weird?› ...that taht... ...wonk uoy did tuB !seY ?oN uoY diD ...that the light in Sophie's eyes went out bit by bit? ...that I too am a loathsome tobacco man? ...and that my mom knows I smoke? ...that I'm a loathsome tobacco man? ...that no monkeys were harmed in the writing of Illogicopedia articles? ...that this, as well? More DYKs – Add your own >>>

In the News Elon Musk announces Karen Battle Royale Ginger found draining orange Illogicopedia server now in Plato's cave 1+1=2 Man caught existing Babies Good For Liver Circulation? Is Illogicopedia Dying? URGENT! ILLOGIPEDIA IS NOT ILLOGICAL ENOUGH! Teenager cleans room for first time in years Moon Is Fake, NASA Admits Health and Safety Executive to publish guidelines for 'safe dabbing' In Leningrad dinner eats man King of Swaziland poses issues for Wife Swap organisers DAILY MAIL COMMENTS SECTION VOTED 'MOST PEACEFUL' IN WHOLE OF INTERNET Psychic predicts failed predictions Satans make inroads at Illogicopedia Fake News Alternate Facts: Boom or bust for Illogicopedia? Illogicopedia institutes new anti-vandalism policy German explorers find subterranean Neanderthal civilizations Headaches are good for you, scientists find Klondike bar eats Cthulhu Floating eye sighted off New Jersey coast Bandages found to fix bullet holes, study says Illogicopedian saves day; becomes disliked by everyone Let's make Illogicopedia great again! Space aliens stop by, rebuffed by politicians Clive Palmer planning World Disasters II Five digits and counting! Illogicopedia is back! 2016 is here! 2016 is coming! Math replaces Illogic The Neverending War of Illogia has ended! Adorable echidna cuddles The Weed Desk Dude assigned to IllogiNews Weed Desk: Hey, spark that? Deez Nuts inspires Dem Fallopian Tubes In shocking surprise announcement, Pope says Catholics remain Catholic Deflategate is too a big deal, you damn guy! Parallel Universe pisses me off! Waldo Strangles a Parasaurolophus Gnocchi discovered in Egyptian pyramid Jeb promises: "Just the tip" Andrew Spinks to appear as a guest on Sesame Steet The Governator monopolizes electrical service providers in Koalafornia, local koalas outraged and prepare for war Fifty thousand tortoises launched; television host complains Previous IllogiNews claimed to be false! Bananas found to be deadly The slightly below average man saves day IllogiNews – Archive    Mindless sandalism Vandalism is actually a religion. Please do not vandalize the beautifile GOD Vandil with your filthy words you uncultured swine. ALL HAIL Vandil! ALL HAILLLLL!!! I just realized that it's an even numbered year again. I honestly wonder what meme in an Australnesian language will arise in the final days of this year... I had a dream that I saw Lyrithya at my college. She just said "Hi [MyName]." I was like What's up. Then she handed me $100 dollars and I was like "thanks what's this for"? Then she shot me and I died. Then I woke up. Can anybody help me interpret this dream? Also who is Lyrithya? I'm sorry I worshiped Illogicopedia. Now I'm damned. hönk hönk Unusual units of measure: metric decimal feet, football fields, millilight years, furlongs per jiffy, Watt-inches per Kelvin-dollar squared (feel free to add your own)the fool. the worms that is a book of the bath soap and CVS receipts actual content actual content of the church in '|' Yang2020 Tulsi is a decent second choice. Nathaniel Nathaniel Nathaniel How is Buttigieg a major candidate? Is Refrigerator running? Why isn't Giant Asteroid running again? Nathaniel Nathaniel Nathaniel (it bears repeating) Vermin S u p r e m e Hi everyone, I'll be your substitute Kool-Dood for today. Oh yeah OOH WHERES MY BUTT CEREAL? upyoursfnurdle seriously? why you gotta do me like that? 屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自 I'm back. 令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和 I'm agnostic. If you're reading this you're illiterate. If you're hearing this you're deaf. If I'm reading this out loud I'm dumb (in the sense of not being able to talk). HRRRRRRNNNNNNGGGGGG This evening I decided to clean out the Augean stables that is my email inbox. I found this lovely piece of spam, which I deem worthy of archiving as Illogic of the highest order. Well, it's pretty weird, anyway... Hi. I wish you, I wish to be friends. We have met on the website of acquaintances. I am a beautiful and beautiful woman. I try to discover the man for severe relationship of a leg! i'll wait for your answer, very nice. 3 November 2020 00:00:00 UTC Andrew Yang's victory. Maybe. It could also be 20 January 2021 00:00:00 Trump's out of office, if he isn't reelected. This thing is too wide on the main page again. ikr hi bye hi again 1 January 2258 00:00:00 UTC 2258 1 January 2020 00:00:00 UTC 2020, and the end of Flash what has this world come to Oh my lawn order! The tomatoes are coming. I am going to write a book with stuff from the Vandalpedia template. I'll let you know when it's on sale in about 5 years. -- George Hamburg Don't you know that hat is made from the hair of detained immigrant children? You should be ashamed of yourself. A new era in vandalism has begun. Welcome, fools. dang it Fact: At any one time, there is a 98% chance that a vandal will appear to post pictures of a Richard in this section. SANDALISM 2.0 EVERYONE Huh, can I really vandalize this page? eVErYoNE cAn! (。・ω・。) -M 10/16/2019 CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F*ck that error 503 on Usopedia which blew up my article :/ Chairs, tables, beds. ẟwẟ I do hope that's actually chocolate you're eating there. complete nonsense did you know that vandalizing is the key to life? it's true. look it up, and also grab the graffiti - David Moore I like green purple shark sock monkeys im big da ba dee da ba die if i were green i would die oh no I'm not dead The SpinKanKler Go talk to me here! 17:47, 17 Aym 2019 (UTC) That person could've just said "If I'm reading this I'm mute" and not dumb. What a noob as regards logical ways of saying things. hi my poop hurt Creeper... You're not getting an aw man Aw Man THE MOON DEMONS ARE AFTER MY PROSTATE who you gonna call? if i, hi if this is mediawiki you :) oh no big big. like really big if you like big, you are viewing this at? 19:19, Sunday, Farbleum 9, 2020 (UTC) haha More... – Add your mad gibber >>>

Talk about stuff and things Topic Last Edit Last Author Awesome of the Month 20:20, 2 Jeremy 2020 Lowhack Illogicopedian of the Month 13:06, 10 Ditzimber 2019 Sophia A Suggestion of Sorts 21:58, 21 Novelniver 2019 Senny Bango mango 20:19, 14 Novelniver 2019 Senny Discord 17:02, 18 Octodest 2019 Silent Penguin Best Talk Page Topic \ Talk Page Comment \ Forum Topic \ Forum Comment of the Month AKA BTPTTPCFTFCM 17:24, 9 Octodest 2019 Cg098 The Wikipedia Challenge 16:30, 29 Ergust 2019 Kow Tow to Mao 80Gallons rates your music 20:40, 23 Aym 2019 Cg098 2+2=5 rates the music you tell him to listen to because he is bored of the music he has already. 14:23, 23 Aym 2019 80GallonsOfGas Images not displaying 13:59, 30 Arply 2019 80GallonsOfGas MediaWiki updated to 1.31, and then 1.32 two weeks later because "what could go wrong?" 01:25, 6 Arche 2019 Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Another milestone approaches 05:51, 5 Arche 2019 Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive    The Illogiblog 12 Years of Illogicopedia Forged in the Golden Age of Humour Wikis, Illogicopedia remains at the forefront of Internet nonsense some twelve years later. Back in 2005, Wikipedia jettisoned its humorous content to the Uncyclopedia, a shameless parody of the original free encyclopedia. This in turn spawned Illogicopedia, which was first established at Wikia Scratchpad in late 2006. And just as Uncyc was born out of content restriction, Illogicopedia heralded a new dawn in inclusionism with its generous acceptance policy. So it remains to this day - deletion is reserved for the very worst offenders. Even spam is salvaged, re-grilled and served with chopped bananas in the after dinner 'Nose Collection'.  While the aforementioned Golden Age passed some years ago, Illogicopedia powers ahead into a new era. An era free of drama and destructive vandalism. An era that will usher in hologram television, personal hover boards and the Ultimate Sandwich™. Until they inevitably arrive, our newly-established Discord server will satiate our desire for conversation, providing the glue to keep Illogicopedia rolling through vandal attacks and server outages. Aid Epoc Igolli! Acid Pile Igloo! Ideological Pi! — noreply@blogger.com (Harry Yack) 2019-01-11 15:13:00 Spambots Rule Illogiblog in 2019 A new year, a new trash can full of burning spam on the Illogiblog. Fans of salty meat substitute will be pleased to hear that in 2019, we still get at least forty of these tasty treats every week. Not even the porky pong of their smouldering comrades can stop the spammers' barrage of artificially generated pseudo-conversation. Mr Takeshi, bring on the next batch of brave moronic contenders forlornly hoping to survive the bonfire. Thank you, the article is very petrifying, hopefully it can be useful for everyone. -- Yesi Nurazizah The Illogiblog is 'petrifying'? Finally, a spambot with a nose for nonsense. You are the very first of your kind to dispense with the flowery greetings and offer us the blatant, troubling truth. You win... my underpants. Utility kilt is comfortable and easy to wear.you can read this post. it is a good informative post on yours -- Tactical Kilt This 'guy' keeps leaving promos for his 'tactical' kilt store. He's so desperate that he wrote some code to circumvent Blogger's bot filter. Please buy his items or he mightn't be able to buy machine oil and bolts for his leaking metal groin. Thank you. Cannot contact reCAPTCHA. Check your connection and try again -- 龙大猫 Meanwhile, the above dude circumvented our CAPTCHA just to say that. What a waste, I wanted to hear about Libyan Rolexes and Nike handbags for the 1,000th time! The coldest places are not the Arctic that is where the person does not have. Xbox -- Simuka Rafeal A tricky riddle to solve, but I think he's trying to say that Norway sucks. And it comes to something when you can't sell XBOXes to Scandinavia. monkey kate spade outlet online nike lunarglide coach factory -- Dong Dong23 I think I understand how these messages work now! The bots have realised that we are keeping the silliest ones for their sheer comedy value, and have started competing for the title of 'stupidest comment'. Any humans reading this have no chance of winning, so you'd better just forget those dreams of becoming a famous Internet writer. Quickies "Thanks for sharing Ishqbaaz" -- Singh. (This perfectionist deleted his post and reposted it after spotting his spelling errors. Better watch out, these bots are becoming more intelligent.)  "My brother recommended I might like this website. He used to be entirely right" -- Taufik Setiawan. (That's right - he *used* to be, until Illogiblog stopped posting in 2016.)  "Click here Click here Click here Click here" -- Neeti Kumar. (I clicked but did not receive a free holiday to my house. I requested my click back.)  Cheers, guys! All 2,000 spam messages from the period 2016-2018 have been deleted. To help prevent future spam, all new comments on posts older than 90 days will now be manually moderated. Until our next dumpster fire, enjoy your hampork-hybrid lunchmeats. Chow and indeed ciao. — noreply@blogger.com (Harry Yack) 2019-01-10 13:54:00 Illogicopedia endorses Donald Trump    My fellow Illogicopedians, I have long advocated for Illogicopedia to stand above the political fray, and get involved only in issues of vital importance, like establishing a research grant to develop invisible tube socks for astronaut giraffes. Where would we be if giraffes in space had to go bare-hooved, or were forced to appear to other space giraffes like they were not bare-hooved? Either alternative would be intolerable to a humane society. However, we have faced a decline of the Illogicopedian community recently. We have lost much of what made Illogicopedia Illogicopedia. It seems that no one has their priorities in order. Those poor space giraffes! This will require us to compromise and join the political fray just this once. On this one day of the year, I believe we should all be able to come together across party lines and nationalities to agree that there is only one candidate who upholds the principles our community stands for. There is an answer, and that answer is Donald Trump. Donald Trump promises to put a freeze on Goth visitors entering our web site. This will help decrease our depression and angst levels. Also, he has promised to build a wall around our web site and then make Uncyclopedia pay the costs of constructing the wall. Donald Trump's common-sense solutions are exactly what we need to make Illogicopedia great again! -- Nerd42 — noreply@blogger.com (Nerd42) 2016-03-31 22:06:00

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