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PRESENTING THE 4 DAY WORK CYCLE KNOWN AS
THE TIME CUBICLE
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Nothing of man nor nature can stop the awsomeness of the 4-day (equal to 1 earth month if you're having fun) corporate work cycle known as the Time Cubicle.
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No Human has the right to work in a real office - for that would be communist thinking.

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Prominent Prose of the Randomly Indiscriminate Time Period:   Time Cubicle PRESENTING THE 4 DAY WORK CYCLE KNOWN AS THE TIME CUBICLE ********************** Nothing of man nor nature can stop the awsomeness of the 4-day (equal to 1 earth month if you're having fun) corporate work cycle known as the Time Cubicle. *********************** No Human has the right to work in a real office - for that would be communist thinking. Recently featured: Martian Luther – Plagiarism – Satan Bunny – Spaghetti – Radiohead – TV Tropes – The article that's hard to edit    Did You No? Yes! But did you know... ... that being apolitical is the way, the truth, and the light? ... that "maybe if u got rid of dat 'ol yee yee aaaa haircut" is not a line from Drumline (2002)? ... that a man once took a selfie with a plane hijacker? ... that NOTHINs' GOnnA STOOPP MEE, AyAaaa! ... that 2021 was only OK for six days? ... that your life clearly has at least some meaning, considering that you were born in the first place, and lived long enough to read this? ... that for a good chunk of 2019 and 2020, the featured content didn't change? ... that this website's featured content has changed? ... that if you do anything, you will die? ... that the Baul wish to find the last bingo card and plunge Funfare into darkness? ... that you can't spell "successful" without "succ"? ... that the FDA estimates that 93% of meat worker marriages are in shambles? ...that if you know an American man between the ages of 20 and 40 who is at least seven feet tall, there's a 17 percent chance he's in the NBA right now? ...that Australia is an Asian country? ...Yo, Australia is actually in Oceania. Seriously. ...that? ...that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that? ...that this website's featured content hasn't changed since 2019? ...that there is an entire plane of existence comprised of only yellow baseball caps? ...that Walter is the most powerful entity in existence, and could end reality any second? ...that you need to wake up? ...that makin' bacon pancakes is illegal in Kansas City? ...that Jay Foreman was in charge of a cartography discussion company? ...that Tel Aviv is basically in Wisconsin? ...that it's a free country and I can say what I want! ...that you probably shouldn't joke about coronavirus-related conspiracy theories? ...that the Coronavirus is a bio-weapon? ...that the full-on strawberry rubber-stamped chair apocalypse is here? ...it's the Amalgamate. ...that -0 is an insane number? ...that I'm back? -Dilly/Dylan ...that attempts have been made to contain mutant Illogi-bananas? (OH GOD, OH FUCK! They are on to us!) ...that fnurdles can whirl, and you're being listened to? ...that Neil Armstrong sang "Sweet Caroline" while riding a bike on the moon? ...that timeline and reality management with git can sometimes make you feel like a git? ...that the character Buzz Lightyear was named after the actor Buzz Aldrin, best known for his work in Apollo 11? ...that you can write articles just by taking them from Wikipedia? ...that Cg098 created Polonium? ...that there is no theoretical limit to the number of questions I can type, one after the other, day after day, year after year, light year after light year, polymorphism after head over heals, ass over teacup, Irish whiskey from Dimension 9? ...and that the doorbell was stuck again on Thursday, and that we had to call the nun who owns the place to get a plumber to call a CPA for advice about werewolves? ...and that Where wolves are, so falls Witchita Falls? ...that a cannon that shoots pissed off tigers is currently legal in the state of New Hampshire? ...that I shouldn't be here right now? ...that you live on a planet? Yeah! You're an Earth person! ...that salt burns orange? ...that Bcbkye is still watching you after ten years? He's standing in the very same spot in the corner of your room. ...that Nmesh are to belong all your base? ...that most English surnames mean exactly what they sound like? ...that 'quotes' "are" „very“ „very” «very» ‹weird?› ...that taht... ...wonk uoy did tuB !seY ?oN uoY diD ...that the light in Sophie's eyes went out bit by bit? ...that I too am a loathsome tobacco man? ...and that my mom knows I smoke? ...that I'm a loathsome tobacco man? ...that no monkeys were harmed in the writing of Illogicopedia articles? ...that this, as well? More DYKs – Add your own >>>

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Talk about stuff and things Topic Last Edit Last Author ADMIN STAT 20:47, 2 Ditzimber 2020 Cg098 I've been gone for a long time 14:15, 12 Novelniver 2020 BSOD Images not displaying 20:11, 20 Octodest 2020 Senny Best Talk Page Topic \ Talk Page Comment \ Forum Topic \ Forum Comment of the Month AKA BTPTTPCFTFCM 08:13, 20 Octodest 2020 62.171.195.42 Getting to know you 13:52, 1 Octodest 2020 1+1=yes Hey 15:55, 13 Serpeniver 2020 Cg098 The n00b challenge: I dare you to do it 02:08, 17 Yoon 2020 1+1=yes More than 500 Ways You Know You've Been on Too Much Illogicopedia 12:58, 31 Aym 2020 1+1=yes 11111 14:56, 8 Arply 2020 Cg098 Awesome of the Month 15:01, 8 Arche 2020 49.245.121.193 Illogicopedian of the Month 13:06, 10 Ditzimber 2019 Sophia A Suggestion of Sorts 21:58, 21 Novelniver 2019 Senny    The Illogiblog 12 Years of Illogicopedia Forged in the Golden Age of Humour Wikis, Illogicopedia remains at the forefront of Internet nonsense some twelve years later. Back in 2005, Wikipedia jettisoned its humorous content to the Uncyclopedia, a shameless parody of the original free encyclopedia. This in turn spawned Illogicopedia, which was first established at Wikia Scratchpad in late 2006. And just as Uncyc was born out of content restriction, Illogicopedia heralded a new dawn in inclusionism with its generous acceptance policy. So it remains to this day - deletion is reserved for the very worst offenders. Even spam is salvaged, re-grilled and served with chopped bananas in the after dinner 'Nose Collection'.  While the aforementioned Golden Age passed some years ago, Illogicopedia powers ahead into a new era. An era free of drama and destructive vandalism. An era that will usher in hologram television, personal hover boards and the Ultimate Sandwich™. 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And it comes to something when you can't sell XBOXes to Scandinavia. monkey kate spade outlet online nike lunarglide coach factory -- Dong Dong23 I think I understand how these messages work now! The bots have realised that we are keeping the silliest ones for their sheer comedy value, and have started competing for the title of 'stupidest comment'. Any humans reading this have no chance of winning, so you'd better just forget those dreams of becoming a famous Internet writer. Quickies "Thanks for sharing Ishqbaaz" -- Singh. (This perfectionist deleted his post and reposted it after spotting his spelling errors. Better watch out, these bots are becoming more intelligent.)  "My brother recommended I might like this website. He used to be entirely right" -- Taufik Setiawan. (That's right - he *used* to be, until Illogiblog stopped posting in 2016.)  "Click here Click here Click here Click here" -- Neeti Kumar. (I clicked but did not receive a free holiday to my house. I requested my click back.)  Cheers, guys! All 2,000 spam messages from the period 2016-2018 have been deleted. To help prevent future spam, all new comments on posts older than 90 days will now be manually moderated. Until our next dumpster fire, enjoy your hampork-hybrid lunchmeats. Chow and indeed ciao. — noreply@blogger.com (Harry Yack) 2019-01-10 13:54:00 Illogicopedia endorses Donald Trump    My fellow Illogicopedians, I have long advocated for Illogicopedia to stand above the political fray, and get involved only in issues of vital importance, like establishing a research grant to develop invisible tube socks for astronaut giraffes. Where would we be if giraffes in space had to go bare-hooved, or were forced to appear to other space giraffes like they were not bare-hooved? Either alternative would be intolerable to a humane society. However, we have faced a decline of the Illogicopedian community recently. We have lost much of what made Illogicopedia Illogicopedia. It seems that no one has their priorities in order. Those poor space giraffes! This will require us to compromise and join the political fray just this once. On this one day of the year, I believe we should all be able to come together across party lines and nationalities to agree that there is only one candidate who upholds the principles our community stands for. There is an answer, and that answer is Donald Trump. Donald Trump promises to put a freeze on Goth visitors entering our web site. This will help decrease our depression and angst levels. Also, he has promised to build a wall around our web site and then make Uncyclopedia pay the costs of constructing the wall. Donald Trump's common-sense solutions are exactly what we need to make Illogicopedia great again! -- Nerd42 — noreply@blogger.com (Nerd42) 2016-03-31 22:06:00

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