I'm sorry I worshiped Illogicopedia. Now I'm damned.
Unusual units of measure: metric decimal feet, football fields, millilight years, furlongs per jiffy (feel free to add your own)
- Tulsi is a decent second choice.
- How is Buttigieg a major candidate?
- Is Refrigerator running?
- Why isn't Giant Asteroid running again?
Hi everyone, I'll be your substitute Kool-Dood for today.
OOH WHERES MY BUTT CEREAL?
seriously? why you gotta do me like that?
If you're reading this you're illiterate. If you're hearing this you're deaf. If I'm reading this out loud I'm dumb (in the sense of not being able to talk).
This evening I decided to clean out the Augean stables that is my email inbox. I found this lovely piece of spam, which I deem worthy of archiving as Illogic of the highest order. Well, it's pretty weird, anyway...
- Hi. I wish you, I wish to be friends. We have met on the website of acquaintances. I am a beautiful and beautiful woman. I try to discover the man for severe relationship of a leg! i'll wait for your answer, very nice.
3 November 2020 00:00:00 UTC Andrew Yang's victory.
Maybe. It could also be 20 January 2021 00:00:00 Trump's out of office, if he isn't reelected.
This thing is too wide on the main page again.
- hi again
1 January 2258 00:00:00 UTC 2258
1 January 2020 00:00:00 UTC 2020, and the end of Flash
what has this world come to
Oh my lawn order! The tomatoes are coming.
I am going to write a book with stuff from the Vandalpedia template. I'll let you know when it's on sale in about 5 years. -- George Hamburg
Don't you know that hat is made from the hair of detained immigrant children? You should be ashamed of yourself.
A new era in vandalism has begun. Welcome, fools.
Fact: At any one time, there is a 98% chance that a vandal will appear to post pictures of a Richard in this section.
SANDALISM 2.0 EVERYONE
Huh, can I really vandalize this page? eVErYoNE cAn! (。・ω・。) -M 10/16/2019
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F*ck that error 503 on Usopedia which blew up my article :/
Chairs, tables, beds.
I do hope that's actually chocolate you're eating there.
did you know that vandalizing is the key to life? it's true. look it up, and also grab the graffiti - David Moore
I like green purple shark sock monkeys
da ba dee da ba die if i were green i would die
I'm not dead The SpinKanKler Go talk to me here! 17:47, 17 Aym 2019 (UTC)
That person could've just said "If I'm reading this I'm mute" and not dumb. What a noob as regards logical ways of saying things.
my poop hurt
You're not getting an aw man