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  Featured ArticleProminent Prose of the Randomly Indiscriminate Time Period:   Spy Story


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T minus 3 seconds

Agent 0.01 checked its watch. It was almost time. It placed its finger on the detonator.

3 ... 2 ... 1 ....

There was a crash and a woman sat down on its lap. She was beautiful. She had glowing green hair growing in stubbly patches, and a pattern of pink and blue tattoos running diagonally across her face. Her left eyeball had been tattooed a uniform blood red.

“Hullo?” it said. “Why are you suddenly seated on my lap?”

“Gravity,” she replied. And then, “Are you a robot?”

“What makes you suspect I am a robot?”

“All those extra eyes. They look weird. And besides that the narrator keeps calling you 'it'. Who are you, anyway?”

“What day is today?”

“Tuesday,” she said, after glancing up at the large day-date sign hanging in the air over them.

“Then I am Joe. If it were Wednesday I would be Sally-Ann. But you may call me 0.01 if it pleases you to do so.”

“Pleased to meet you, Joe-Sally-Ann-0.01. I'm agent 2. But you can call me 'Her'.”


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  Featured Article  Did You No? Yes! But did you know...

  • ...that Illogicopedia is not a cult?
  • ...that some lesser-known deities are working hard to get fruity through the use of people who are bananas?
  • ...that cats are not the Logos, according to the golden long one?
  • ...that an abnormally diffuse pressure on your nose indicates that you have passed the test? Angels administering it were pleased at recent successes.
  • ...that Stephen King Dedede doesn't exist... yet?
  • ...that Gromit is actually the dog?
  • ...that James Bond is probably a distant cousin of Jack Ryan?
  • ...that my neighbour ruined my sand castle?
  • ...that Illogicopedia promises to deliver more yellow journalism in 2023? Using green ink, no less – thereby showing how to make the unripe ripen, in line with having the whole banana![1]

Notes

  1. It's not as clear where the purple prose fits in – but it may generally go along with colorful language, maybe a whole rainbow of it.

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poopy - Sun Tzu

kill john lennon, owo john notdoppler

gibber, fibber, I hate giggers, we see Peter, he's a drug dealer, banana peeler, experienced feeler, Bandit Heeler, what about wheeler? I don't know either, and me neither, I am the leader, I know the speeder, he is a yeeter, yeet to the sun, I have to run, Jane has a gun, I see bubble gum, captain Morgan spiced rum, HAHA CUM! jam becomes jum, I have just begun, I am having fun, this is not a pun, she has a large bum, I can see the scum, what about the sum?

ADDED MY MAD GIBBER. Where's my trophy? I think my mad gibber is the best. If it's not, well, uhmmm... guess I'll live with it. That makes me wonder who has the best gibber-- and WHERE THEY ARE. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Please do not salivate at the expense of others.

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beanz

Salivary!!!! yeah here's some cashier rap:

Yeah hello im a casheir
I love eateing stuff to eat
Yeah yeah yeah im the best
I give kids discount 0.1 percent

Woo yeah nobody can do anything to me
Because i am the local cashier
I scan products and request money back
becuse i am a freaking six pack

Everybody knows me from the shop
There is nobidy who can stop
Because i am the flippong best
You can put me on tge test

Yeah bro i am the nicest cashier
I aleays manage to get money here
People pay me and they dont run
Becase paying tk me is fun (real fun)

Yeahhhhhhhhh oooo
Yeahhhhhhhhh oooo
Yeahhhhhhhhh oooo
Yeahhhhhhhhh oooo

END OF SONG!!! hope you like guys!!

Miraheze ISO!!!!!!

Cis-trans isomerase

gusy gusy guys did you knwo that 3+7 isnt; 22>>>> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLO haha ISO very funy iso

zoinks

Æ ths s ntfctn fr sr:txwrm

“Uh, whoever smelt it dealt it?”


Randumb lol

salted in hash conditions boi

uh oh

stinky stinky

poopy funny poopy ahahahahhahahaha

I love Christelle so much she is the best THE DISASTERCAT HAS APPROVED THIS MESSAGE


Democraps lol repooplicans lolollololololol

AEIOU69420LOL

I am really going to try to make this a forced meme.

A firm line must be drawn. Here it is:


Confused? PICKLES!
MYYP!
MYYP!
Frogs have no penus, like you Alternatively, you may try to use other meeps and cookies to solve all your problems. But I would only recommend those cookies if you are really like Stalin deep down inside. Your innards, if they are not of steel, may be better suited to the method of meeping, beeping, and weeping until you have arrived at the ultimate solution, or it has arrived at you.

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DIARY

LOGA1(B-10 ) Helo diary . my docto told me too wrote a diary to let out my felings. I think it is stupid and all my freinds are unencumbered due to the fact they are parsimonious bellwethers who are somehow aso saxicolous sesquipedalians. Dumbies. I hate everone.

LOGA1(B-10.1) Why does everyon hate me. It is becuse i weird isnt it goad. I hate you. I thindk my freind tomochan hasissue with me. I heate her to. She said youre cloths is ugly an stupit. I'm cry.

LOGA1(B-10.01) i'm so hapy becuse my friemd Tomochan invitd me too the store yeay . i wil tell my doctor about this day.I ent home and eat and slee. gooniht diarahy.

LOGA1(B-10.001) I want to hit tomocan with a rock . she slashed water in ym face becuse im wierd god ihate toomochan and kyokocban . i wanr too with them and rocks . boo hooo iam cryng. I willl talk two papa anout my navi i want a knew one. Olso a navi is liek a komnopter ok buy it id liek s asmall ine small on 1 ok plas buuy 4 mi //.

LOGA1(B-11) I am goin to kill momoko withh a hammer.. She is bitch. I hoap you burn in hell momoko .

LOGA1(B-1111111111) Why do momoko hate me i didt evn do anything . :((((((( i am weird dairy ;D god hates me sayd my sister . she is ronhg . Fjuk her face !

LOGA1(STEAK-SAUCE) Deer dairy if i dddddddooon r repond in afew dahys the n do not gib a dam ok bi. I knead to got o teh churc o. O k


LOGB(A-10) Nya! Nyaaaaa!!! NYA!!!1 NYsa…! Ny NYAQ!11111 NYAAAAAAA nyaaaaaaaaaaaaBobo (talk) NYa nya nyanyabaybanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanaynaynaynayanyanyanya! MEowurrrr prrr prrrrrrrrr; pr nyaaaaa!!!!1!!!.... Then I said to them, “You see the bad situation that we are in—how Jerusalem is desolate and lies in ruins and its gates have been burned with fire. Come, and let us rebuild the wall of Jerusalem, so that we will no longer be a disgrace.” 18Then I told them how the hand of my God had been favorable to me and also about the words that the king had spoken to me. And they said, “Let us rise up and build.” Nya PRAISE JESUS! PRAIDE HESUS! Prias gesus neris jesis yeahhhhhahhahahaahhahahhhhhh1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !11!!!


LOGA(B-2) Dre dire iah have beajn band forme cjruch . :( lOE TOLE RANTs FORE E AUAtISMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SSHPO WHAY IS I KANT GO :nYA “ in CKRUNCH ?/ WHAT EVIN In THE fRIT hguys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!11111111

Lain reference there?

Lainpilled? Yeah I'm lain on my bed. I'm snoozecore and slumpercelled with a nightcap and candle to get a good nights sleep. Honk mimimimimimimi (Yes ː3)

I think you knew what I meant.

Thiès iès why weè caènt haève nièceè thièngs. Ièt's juèst noèt rièght.


== Whad it love fack]] oneve mategormake the drit you mon! The writticonlyin occand yeas poing th deate that now Ill, your itting day ully whad way upt may ne feeperefee moselin article ther.

“Did you know that there are over 350 billion grieving people around the world? Woooooow!”

~ Dr. GUuH, just like Dr. DUuH, but more difficult

Uncyclopædia Spunch bobia XD

Little update

Wikipedia be like: An editor has asked for quick deletion of this page. The reason for quick deletion is:

G2 (test page)

Me:

“that nerd is drunk”

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I don't know whether i have been far as want to go look more like Windows 8 is the best one - SpaceR


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12 Years of Illogicopedia


Forged in the Golden Age of Humour Wikis, Illogicopedia remains at the forefront of Internet nonsense some twelve years later.

Back in 2005, Wikipedia jettisoned its humorous content to the Uncyclopedia, a shameless parody of the original free encyclopedia.

This in turn spawned Illogicopedia, which was first established at Wikia Scratchpad in late 2006. And just as Uncyc was born out of content restriction, Illogicopedia heralded a new dawn in inclusionism with its generous acceptance policy.

So it remains to this day - deletion is reserved for the very worst offenders. Even spam is salvaged, re-grilled and served with chopped bananas in the after dinner 'Nose Collection'. 

While the aforementioned Golden Age passed some years ago, Illogicopedia powers ahead into a new era. An era free of drama and destructive vandalism. An era that will usher in hologram television, personal hover boards and the Ultimate Sandwich.

Until they inevitably arrive, our newly-established Discord server will satiate our desire for conversation, providing the glue to keep Illogicopedia rolling through vandal attacks and server outages.

Aid Epoc Igolli! Acid Pile Igloo! Ideological Pi!
— noreply@blogger.com (Harry Yack) 2019-01-11 15:13:00


Spambots Rule Illogiblog in 2019


A new year, a new trash can full of burning spam on the Illogiblog.
Fans of salty meat substitute will be pleased to hear that in 2019, we still get at least forty of these tasty treats every week.

Not even the porky pong of their smouldering comrades can stop the spammers' barrage of artificially generated pseudo-conversation. Mr Takeshi, bring on the next batch of brave moronic contenders forlornly hoping to survive the bonfire.

Thank you, the article is very petrifying, hopefully it can be useful for everyone. -- Yesi Nurazizah

The Illogiblog is 'petrifying'? Finally, a spambot with a nose for nonsense. You are the very first of your kind to dispense with the flowery greetings and offer us the blatant, troubling truth. You win... my underpants.

Utility kilt is comfortable and easy to wear.you can read this post. it is a good informative post on yours -- Tactical Kilt

This 'guy' keeps leaving promos for his 'tactical' kilt store. He's so desperate that he wrote some code to circumvent Blogger's bot filter. Please buy his items or he mightn't be able to buy machine oil and bolts for his leaking metal groin. Thank you.
Cannot contact reCAPTCHA. Check your connection and try again -- 龙大猫
Meanwhile, the above dude circumvented our CAPTCHA just to say that. What a waste, I wanted to hear about Libyan Rolexes and Nike handbags for the 1,000th time!
The coldest places are not the Arctic that is where the person does not have. Xbox -- Simuka Rafeal
A tricky riddle to solve, but I think he's trying to say that Norway sucks. And it comes to something when you can't sell XBOXes to Scandinavia.
monkey kate spade outlet online nike lunarglide coach factory -- Dong Dong23
I think I understand how these messages work now! The bots have realised that we are keeping the silliest ones for their sheer comedy value, and have started competing for the title of 'stupidest comment'. Any humans reading this have no chance of winning, so you'd better just forget those dreams of becoming a famous Internet writer.

Quickies
  • "Thanks for sharing Ishqbaaz" -- Singh. (This perfectionist deleted his post and reposted it after spotting his spelling errors. Better watch out, these bots are becoming more intelligent.)
  •  "My brother recommended I might like this website. He used to be entirely right" -- Taufik Setiawan. (That's right - he *used* to be, until Illogiblog stopped posting in 2016.) 
  • "Click here Click here Click here Click here" -- Neeti Kumar. (I clicked but did not receive a free holiday to my house. I requested my click back.) 

Cheers, guys! All 2,000 spam messages from the period 2016-2018 have been deleted. To help prevent future spam, all new comments on posts older than 90 days will now be manually moderated.

Until our next dumpster fire, enjoy your hampork-hybrid lunchmeats. Chow and indeed ciao.
— noreply@blogger.com (Harry Yack) 2019-01-10 13:54:00


Illogicopedia endorses Donald Trump

 My fellow Illogicopedians,

I have long advocated for Illogicopedia to stand above the political fray, and get involved only in issues of vital importance, like establishing a research grant to develop invisible tube socks for astronaut giraffes. Where would we be if giraffes in space had to go bare-hooved, or were forced to appear to other space giraffes like they were not bare-hooved? Either alternative would be intolerable to a humane society.

However, we have faced a decline of the Illogicopedian community recently. We have lost much of what made Illogicopedia Illogicopedia. It seems that no one has their priorities in order. Those poor space giraffes! This will require us to compromise and join the political fray just this once.

On this one day of the year, I believe we should all be able to come together across party lines and nationalities to agree that there is only one candidate who upholds the principles our community stands for.

There is an answer, and that answer is Donald Trump. Donald Trump promises to put a freeze on Goth visitors entering our web site. This will help decrease our depression and angst levels. Also, he has promised to build a wall around our web site and then make Uncyclopedia pay the costs of constructing the wall. Donald Trump's common-sense solutions are exactly what we need to make Illogicopedia great again!

-- Nerd42
— noreply@blogger.com (Nerd42) 2016-03-31 22:06:00


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