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The amusing, nonsensical encyclopedia that anyone can mess up.

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12,852 articles in English, rien en Français und nichts auf Deutsch.


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  Featured Article  Did You No? Yes! But did you know...

  • ... that this is a lie?
  • ... that giraffes are heartless creatures
  • ... that sloopy is every-*SQUISH!* *SPLAT!*
  • ... that ill is the pedia who ogicos?
  • ...That Illogicopedia's 20th birthday is coming up? It's on January first. Quick, someone come up with something to do for it!
  • ... That House of Leaves is a pretty good book and you should read it? It's like the backrooms but it came out like a decade before the backrooms. Also every instance of the word House is blue in the book? it's pretty neat.Come'on go read it its really cool please read it pleeeease
  • ... that if I were green, I would die? Oh no!
  • ... that in the 1800's scientists created the first galumph powered plane?
  • ... that it is actually a coincidence that the sky and the ocean are both blue? this is true look it up.
  • ... That we ran out of ideas?
  • ...that do you remember our budget?
  • ...that on Yoon 9th, 2022, a kid in your class invented the color brown? I don't think it still exists though.
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  • ...that being a big shot is no escape from the lolcat hordes?
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  • ... THAT TYPING IN ALL CAPS MAKES YOUR WRITING MUCH EASIER TO READ AND DEFINITELY DOES NOT MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU ARE YELLING?
  • ...That there are at least seven grains of sand on planet earth?
  • ¿...*que tampoco el español por que creen que el filipino es una mierda aún más incomprensible para ellos?
  • ... that the below entry is a gigantic lie?
  • ... that I am a lonely, sad, piece of shit who doesn't deserve friends?

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  Vandalpedia  Mindless sandalism

Turn on, tune in, drop out. I would flip out.

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IM AM NOT DEAD I HAVE BEEN STEALIING BLUE ThINGS.

ENRIQUE!!!!!!1111 (slowed + reverb)

PLÜNDERN, TÖTEN, VERRATEN

Goths are freaking weird ass thing from the 1000's for some reason, they even have their own alphabet and language and i dont know why.



BIG FUCKING SANDWICH

There once was nothing. In the penis of the globalist. Nothing of interest. There might be something going insane in Discord. That sentences John to pregnancy, so he murdered every single Linkin Park member that was ever pregnant in the history of America. However, nobody cares.

Part 2

John was gonna do your mom, but her pussycat vigorously twitched your dad's racist uvula. However, penguins got [[Tryptophan synthase]] and then they committed war crimes in your basement. Years after the vortex collapsed, the basement rotted and burned with a fat stench resembling that cheese your father vomited on Valentine's mother lions.

Part 4

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Well played my fella, let's consume some Doritos™ nasally with a nose (duh) and suck some kitten through a pipe dripping mucus dripping piss from the ear and screaming Nickelback's Chinook version of "Baby" by Pippi Pappi. Then, Nickelback can put more sex into Cult Gangbanging. This will majorly impact my Pokémon collection of doom while his guitar gets fucked, Jimi Longstocking style.

How Jimi wears moccasins, is determined by his flamboyancy. Why? Because moccasins are swag as moccasins. Unfortunately, Jimi's father loves hentai, cocks, and femboys, and we both rape flowers. Barbie was loved by <insert name here>, according to bamsemums[citration needed], who spends time huffing puppies and lambs but that doesn’t register her for

moccasins.

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The moment I understood the weakness of my balls,




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STALIN!

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  Illogiblog  The Illogiblog

12 Years of Illogicopedia


Forged in the Golden Age of Humour Wikis, Illogicopedia remains at the forefront of Internet nonsense some twelve years later.

Back in 2005, Wikipedia jettisoned its humorous content to the Uncyclopedia, a shameless parody of the original free encyclopedia.

This in turn spawned Illogicopedia, which was first established at Wikia Scratchpad in late 2006. And just as Uncyc was born out of content restriction, Illogicopedia heralded a new dawn in inclusionism with its generous acceptance policy.

So it remains to this day - deletion is reserved for the very worst offenders. Even spam is salvaged, re-grilled and served with chopped bananas in the after dinner 'Nose Collection'. 

While the aforementioned Golden Age passed some years ago, Illogicopedia powers ahead into a new era. An era free of drama and destructive vandalism. An era that will usher in hologram television, personal hover boards and the Ultimate Sandwich™.

Until they inevitably arrive, our newly-established Discord server will satiate our desire for conversation, providing the glue to keep Illogicopedia rolling through vandal attacks and server outages.

Aid Epoc Igolli! Acid Pile Igloo! Ideological Pi!
— noreply@blogger.com (Harry Yack) 2019-01-11 15:13:00


Spambots Rule Illogiblog in 2019


A new year, a new trash can full of burning spam on the Illogiblog. Fans of salty meat substitute will be pleased to hear that in 2019, we still get at least forty of these tasty treats every week.

Not even the porky pong of their smouldering comrades can stop the spammers' barrage of artificially generated pseudo-conversation. Mr Takeshi, bring on the next batch of brave moronic contenders forlornly hoping to survive the bonfire.

Thank you, the article is very petrifying, hopefully it can be useful for everyone. -- Yesi Nurazizah

The Illogiblog is 'petrifying'? Finally, a spambot with a nose for nonsense. You are the very first of your kind to dispense with the flowery greetings and offer us the blatant, troubling truth. You win... my underpants.

Utility kilt is comfortable and easy to wear.you can read this post. it is a good informative post on yours -- Tactical Kilt

This 'guy' keeps leaving promos for his 'tactical' kilt store. He's so desperate that he wrote some code to circumvent Blogger's bot filter. Please buy his items or he mightn't be able to buy machine oil and bolts for his leaking metal groin. Thank you.

Cannot contact reCAPTCHA. Check your connection and try again -- 龙大猫
Meanwhile, the above dude circumvented our CAPTCHA just to say that. What a waste, I wanted to hear about Libyan Rolexes and Nike handbags for the 1,000th time!

The coldest places are not the Arctic that is where the person does not have.

Xbox -- Simuka Rafeal

A tricky riddle to solve, but I think he's trying to say that Norway sucks. And it comes to something when you can't sell XBOXes to Scandinavia.

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coach factory -- Dong Dong23

I think I understand how these messages work now! The bots have realised that we are keeping the silliest ones for their sheer comedy value, and have started competing for the title of 'stupidest comment'. Any humans reading this have no chance of winning, so you'd better just forget those dreams of becoming a famous Internet writer.

Quickies

  • "Thanks for sharing Ishqbaaz" -- Singh. (This perfectionist deleted his post and reposted it after spotting his spelling errors. Better watch out, these bots are becoming more intelligent.)
  •  "My brother recommended I might like this website. He used to be entirely right" -- Taufik Setiawan. (That's right - he *used* to be, until Illogiblog stopped posting in 2016.) 
  • "Click here Click here Click here Click here" -- Neeti Kumar. (I clicked but did not receive a free holiday to my house. I requested my click back.) 


Cheers, guys! All 2,000 spam messages from the period 2016-2018 have been deleted. To help prevent future spam, all new comments on posts older than 90 days will now be manually moderated.

Until our next dumpster fire, enjoy your hampork-hybrid lunchmeats. Chow and indeed ciao.
— noreply@blogger.com (Harry Yack) 2019-01-10 13:54:00


Illogicopedia endorses Donald Trump

 
 My fellow Illogicopedians,

I have long advocated for Illogicopedia to stand above the political fray, and get involved only in issues of vital importance, like establishing a research grant to develop invisible tube socks for astronaut giraffes. Where would we be if giraffes in space had to go bare-hooved, or were forced to appear to other space giraffes like they were not bare-hooved? Either alternative would be intolerable to a humane society.

However, we have faced a decline of the Illogicopedian community recently. We have lost much of what made Illogicopedia Illogicopedia. It seems that no one has their priorities in order. Those poor space giraffes! This will require us to compromise and join the political fray just this once.

On this one day of the year, I believe we should all be able to come together across party lines and nationalities to agree that there is only one candidate who upholds the principles our community stands for.

There is an answer, and that answer is Donald Trump. Donald Trump promises to put a freeze on Goth visitors entering our web site. This will help decrease our depression and angst levels. Also, he has promised to build a wall around our web site and then make Uncyclopedia pay the costs of constructing the wall. Donald Trump's common-sense solutions are exactly what we need to make Illogicopedia great again!

-- Nerd42
— noreply@blogger.com (Nerd42) 2016-03-31 22:06:00


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