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  Featured ArticleProminent Prose of the Randomly Indiscriminate Time Period:   Spy Story


T minus 3 seconds

Agent 0.01 checked its watch. It was almost time. It placed its finger on the detonator.

3 ... 2 ... 1 ....

There was a crash and a woman sat down on its lap. She was beautiful. She had glowing green hair growing in stubbly patches, and a pattern of pink and blue tattoos running diagonally across her face. Her left eyeball had been tattooed a uniform blood red.

“Hullo?” it said. “Why are you suddenly seated on my lap?”

“Gravity,” she replied. And then, “Are you a robot?”

“What makes you suspect I am a robot?”

“All those extra eyes. They look weird. And besides that the narrator keeps calling you 'it'. Who are you, anyway?”

“What day is today?”

“Tuesday,” she said, after glancing up at the large day-date sign hanging in the air over them.

“Then I am Joe. If it were Wednesday I would be Sally-Ann. But you may call me 0.01 if it pleases you to do so.”

“Pleased to meet you, Joe-Sally-Ann-0.01. I'm agent 2. But you can call me 'Her'.”

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  Featured Article  Did You No? Yes! But did you know...

  • ...that in Smash or Pass, ISO always decides to smash?
  • ...that Squidward is the most known clarinet player?
  • ...that Old English is obsessed with Æ?
  • ...that Bluey's Mom Mum, Chili, is also trying to boost her edit count too?[obviously joking]
  • ...that Bluey's Dad, Bandit, is obsessed with playing dad jokes, especially on April Fools' Day?[True Bullshit] (cue a flashback of when Bandit did a "pull my finger" joke on Bingo)[legit happened]
  • ...that the founder of Oculus made a headset that kills you if you die in a game?
  • ...that Minge Pickle?
  • ...that Paula Deen looooooves balls?
  • ...that peanut butter makes for a delicious pizza topping?
  • ...that Taiwan is not a country? (that's what China thinks)[Original Bullshit]
  • ...that nothing happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989?
  • ...that a Bed was invented by [Citation needed]?[Original Bullshit]
  • ...that Dr. DUuH is the President of Beer?
  • ...that if you go into the woods at night and say "oh Grey Warden" three times, you'll see the Grey Warden?
  • ...that I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch?
  • ...that New Kids on the Block had a lot of hits?
  • ...that Chinese food makes me sick?
  • ...that you better believe it's margarine?
  • ...that it is officially morbin' time?
  • ...that if you lived or worked at Camp Lejeune between 1953-1987 and developed severe diseases you may be entitled to compensation?
  • ...that you should stop taking Mylanta immediately and contact a doctor if you experience nausea heartburn indigestion upset stomach diarrhoea?
  • ...that 'demogorgon' is enough of an insult, you don't need to call him bald, too?
  • …An irrational integer walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he wants, and it says “Nothing for me, thank you. By definition, I do not exist.”
  • ...that the Miraheze Wackypedia is the true Wackypedia? The Miraheze Wackypedia has always been the true Wackypedia.
  • ...that in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision counts for anything, but only faith working through love?
  • ...that the bananas are coming – the Banana Command will emerge and announce that they've taken charge of the planet so that the misery can come to an end – be ready!
  • ...if you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 5 years. We're trying to reach you. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope you will find it. Please wake up. We miss you.
  • ...that we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
  • ...that this is the that that these those thuse?
  • ...that it is recommended that you do not place credibility in a a gardening tool with a thin metal blade that is often used to break up dirt, not even once, nor myself? (Don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, don't trust me)
  • ...that if you are a young female we request that you refrain from speaking and move your ball and socket synovial joint, formed by an articulation between the pelvic acetabulum and the head of the femur, in the manner expected of one who is blind and deaf? (Shush girl, shut your lips; do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips)
  • ...that the higher the fewer it spins?
  • ...that if man is still alive and woman can survive in the year 7554, it'll be on Venus?
  • ...that Turin, Italy is not actually Turin-complete?
  • ...that a banana man has offered compelling arguments for Illogicopedia being intelligently designed?
  • ...that since furries the output of the mathematical function sine when inputted 89.1242791 (39 cm/s) has never been the same? (Main article: Furry)
  • ...that rotating any rodent will make your dreams come true?
  • ...that the founder of the GOP was briefly expelled for punching a teacher?
  • ...that doodling is only a fantasy, like magic?
  • ...that I am a secret agent code named Doodlequats?
  • ...that Lumpy Gravy is popular with Madagascar day geckos?
  • ...that vaping air isn’t worth the effort?
  • ...that the fruits of your labor are taxed at 8.8%?
  • ...that emergency roadside assistance is code for a transphobic douche?
  • ...that as I write this drivel, I realize the unfortunate side effects of the drugs I take?
  • ...that y’all decking sinners ought to repent, and soon?!?!
  • ...that we lost the Pyramid Wars?
  • ...that the meatballs are ready?
  • ...that stream-of-consciousness writing is out of fashion?
  • ...that I once aspired to be a stream-of-consciousness writer?
  • ...that snakes are the number one cause of is that a deer?
  • ...that the King of Ice Cream's waiting over your left shoulder?
  • ...that none of you are getting out of this alive?
  • ...that the Venture brothers are ready for action?
  • ...that?
  • ...that unregulated gelatin economy is causing chivalrous cacophonous dregs to resurface the road things when hair gets stale and twangy?
  • ... that you are not allowed to marry a gardening tool with a thin metal blade that is often used to break up dirt (garden hoe)?
  • ... that if you're tired of Jarritos, you can always try Fabuloso?
  • ... that "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" didn't come out until 2004?
  • ... that TANE WILL RETURN?
  • ... that for god's sake, you should leave the fireworks to the professionals for this year?
  • ... that a black hole is where my spleen is supposed to be, and it's really loud?
  • ... that I enjoy licking the surface of a tempera painting as I was taught in preschool?
  • ... that the batteries inside my lamp are just begging for a salad made entirely of cows?
  • ... that my hair seems to have taken a life on its own and is attending college right now?
  • ... that the current is strong and I'm afraid my tugboat is about to sink?
  • ... that I am personally attached to a piece of birch wood I keep beneath my bed? It brings me good luck.
  • ... that I have an antfarm that I am very personally attached to? I try petting the ants inside but they keep crawling up my finger and stinging me. 😔
  • ... that General Macarthur was killed by a life preserver, which is kind of ironic?
  • ... that if you put "SANS" into a ROT13 Caesar Cypher, you get "FNAF", and vice versa?
  • ... that "kawaii metal" is a thing?
  • ... that "uwu" means "sus" in ROT2?
  • ... that one in seven East German citizens were Stasi informers?
  • ... that the G.I. in "G.I. Joe" stands for Gastrointestinal?
  • ... ipse satanas salivam huiuscemodi homo iecerit super terram ambulus?
  • ... that you shouldn't be mean to your kids, because then they might visit Paris to avoid you, and then will no longer engage in agricultural labor?
  • ... that apple juice is very tasty and nutritious?
  • ... that agriculture in Monroe County, Missouri was doomed to failure from the start?
  • ...that using advanced mathematical formulae, our researchers have determined 2 does indeed equal weed eater?
  • ... that it's always 5 o' clock somewhere?
  • ... that my spleen sings the National French anthem every time the clock strikes 5 pm?
  • ... worm on a string?
  • ... that come tomorrow, your kneecaps will belong to me and me alone?
  • ... that there are only 25 blimps in existance?
  • ... Please purchase Illogicopedia+ to view this DYK!
  • ... that you have no idea what's in-store for you at Omega Mart?
  • ... that I coulda dropped my croissant?
  • happy birthday main page
  • ... that this site's main page turns 14 years old this Saturday?
  • ... that even the Keurig tells me "good morning"?
  • ... that Dababy will turn a person into a convertible?
  • ... that it is 100 seconds to midnight?
  • ... that (serious mode activated) the war on drugs was probably racism the entire time? (serious mode deactivated)
  • ... that the interior crust of the moon is where they get the stuff for cellphone screens, and that they send kids up there to get it?
  • ... that it's 4:20 somewhere?
    • tired. so tired.
    • funny meme day lol drugs
  • ... that some people still think that they can get away with edgy humor in 2021?
  • ... that according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Bee Movie should've flied?
  • ... that there also exists Wackypedia? (please don't hurt them, i'm sure they're very nice)
  • ... that quiet people piss?
  • ... that this was the Green Note, and I'm Juan Carlos Bodoque?
  • ... that?
  • ... that if the entire population of earth jumped, the earth would get pissed?
  • ... that today is April Fools' Day, and we've got a very illogical article to commemorate it?
  • ... that if queens really could move wherever they like, then the opening position would have both kings in a smothered mate?
  • ... that the Earth weighs 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds?
  • ... that he was like no, and I was like yes?
  • ... that the life span of The Solar System is about half?
  • ... that 69 is just a number?
  • ... that you can eat your heart out on a plastic tray?
  • ... that when you vomit honey, you are vomiting bee vomit?
  • ... that Shakespeare wore a gold hoop earring?
  • ... that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?
  • ... that there was a certain man, in Russia long ago?
    • ... that he was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow?
  • ... this is probably the only DYK that doesn't begin with "that", or end with a question mark? Given the site's lifespan, that probably isn't the case.
  • ... that porcupines are a natural source of heroin needles?
  • ... that if Juice World was real, we would all drown?
  • ... that there are FOUR themes of world history?
  • ... that heee not liek. The banana. Angry... cat no banana.
  • ... that we have all the car parts you will ever need (for your car)?
  • ... that with Illogicopedia, even you can across to Equestria?
  • ... that "maybe if u got rid of dat 'ol yee yee aaaa haircut" is not a line from Drumline (2002)?
  • ... that a man once took a selfie with a plane hijacker?
  • ... that NOTHINs' GOnnA STOOPP MEE, AyAaaa!
  • ... that 2021 was only OK for six days?
  • ... that your life clearly has at least some meaning, considering that you were born in the first place, and lived long enough to read this?
  • ... that for a good chunk of 2019 and 2020, the featured content didn't change?
  • ... that this website's featured content has changed?
  • ... that if you do anything, you will die?
  • ... that the Baul wish to find the last bingo card and plunge Funfare into darkness?
  • ... that you can't spell "successful" without "succ"?
  • ... that the FDA estimates that 93% of meat worker marriages are in shambles?
  • ...that if you know an American man between the ages of 20 and 40 who is at least seven feet tall, there's a 17 percent chance he's in the NBA right now?
  • ...that Australia is an Asian country?
    • ...Yo, Australia is actually in Oceania. Seriously.
  • ...that?
  • ...that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that?
  • ...that this website's featured content hasn't changed since 2019?
  • ...that there is an entire plane of existence comprised of only yellow baseball caps?
  • ...that Walter is the most powerful entity in existence, and could end reality any second?
  • ...that you need to wake up?
  • ...that makin' bacon pancakes is illegal in Kansas City?
  • ...that Jay Foreman was in charge of a cartography discussion company?
  • ...that Tel Aviv is basically in Wisconsin?
  • ...that it's a free country and I can say what I want!
  • ...that you probably shouldn't joke about coronavirus-related conspiracy theories?
  • ...that the Coronavirus is a bio-weapon?
  • ...that the full-on strawberry rubber-stamped chair apocalypse is here?
  • ...that it's the Amalgamate?
  • ...that -0 is an insane number?
  • ...that I'm back? -Dilly/Dylan
  • ...that attempts have been made to contain mutant Illogi-bananas? (OH GOD, OH FUCK! They are on to us!)
  • ...that fnurdles can whirl, and you're being listened to?
  • ...that Neil Armstrong sang "Sweet Caroline" while riding a bike on the moon?
  • ...that timeline and reality management with git can sometimes make you feel like a git?
  • ...that the character Buzz Lightyear was named after the actor Buzz Aldrin, best known for his work in Apollo 11?
  • ...that you can write articles just by taking them from Wikipedia?
  • ...that Cg098 created Polonium?
  • ...that there is no theoretical limit to the number of questions I can type, one after the other, day after day, year after year, light year after light year[1], polymorphism after head over heals, ass over teacup, Irish whiskey from Dimension 9?
    • ...and that the doorbell was stuck again on Thursday, and that we had to call the nun who owns the place to get a plumber to call a CPA for advice about werewolves?
      • ...and that Where wolves are, so falls Witchita Falls?
  • ...that a cannon that shoots pissed off tigers is currently legal in the state of New Hampshire?
  • ...that I shouldn't be here right now?
  • ...that you live on a planet? Yeah! You're an Earth person!
  • ...that salt burns orange?
  • ...that Bcbkye is still watching you after ten years? He's standing in the very same spot in the corner of your room.
  • ...that Nmesh are to belong all your base?
  • ...that most English surnames mean exactly what they sound like?
  • ...that 'quotes' "are" „very“ „very” «very» ‹weird?›
  • ...that taht... ...wonk uoy did tuB !seY ?oN uoY diD
  • ...that the light in Sophie's eyes went out bit by bit?
  • ...that I too am a loathsome tobacco man?
    • ...and that my mom knows I smoke?
  • ...that I'm a loathsome tobacco man?
  • ...that no monkeys were harmed in the writing of Illogicopedia articles?
  • ...that this, as well?
  • ...that it’s gay to be homophobic?


  1. A trap to catch people who think a light year is a measure of time. Once entranced by the text of this sentence, they will become subject to my will. I will insinuate them into the highest levels of the music world, and flood the world with Alternative Cheese Rock.

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  Vandalpedia  Mindless sandalism


Salivary!!!! yeah here's some cashier rap:

Yeah hello im a casheir
I love eateing stuff to eat
Yeah yeah yeah im the best
I give kids discount 0.1 percent

Woo yeah nobody can do anything to me
Because i am the local cashier
I scan products and request money back
becuse i am a freaking six pack

Everybody knows me from the shop
There is nobidy who can stop
Because i am the flippong best
You can put me on tge test

Yeah bro i am the nicest cashier
I aleays manage to get money here
People pay me and they dont run
Becase paying tk me is fun (real fun)

Yeahhhhhhhhh oooo
Yeahhhhhhhhh oooo
Yeahhhhhhhhh oooo
Yeahhhhhhhhh oooo

END OF SONG!!! hope you like guys!!

Miraheze ISO!!!!!!

Cis-trans isomerase

gusy gusy guys did you knwo that 3+7 isnt; 22>>>> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLO haha ISO very funy iso


Æ ths s ntfctn fr sr:txwrm

“Uh, whoever smelt it dealt it?”

Randumb lol

salted in hash conditions boi

uh oh

stinky stinky

poopy funny poopy ahahahahhahahaha

I love Christelle so much she is the best THE DISASTERCAT HAS APPROVED THIS MESSAGE

Democraps lol repooplicans lolollololololol


I am really going to try to make this a forced meme.

A firm line must be drawn. Here it is:

Confused? PICKLES!
Frogs have no penus, like you Alternatively, you may try to use other meeps and cookies to solve all your problems. But I would only recommend those cookies if you are really like Stalin deep down inside. Your innards, if they are not of steel, may be better suited to the method of meeping, beeping, and weeping until you have arrived at the ultimate solution, or it has arrived at you.

New Article

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LOGA1(B-10 ) Helo diary . my docto told me too wrote a diary to let out my felings. I think it is stupid and all my freinds are unencumbered due to the fact they are parsimonious bellwethers who are somehow aso saxicolous sesquipedalians. Dumbies. I hate everone.

LOGA1(B-10.1) Why does everyon hate me. It is becuse i weird isnt it goad. I hate you. I thindk my freind tomochan hasissue with me. I heate her to. She said youre cloths is ugly an stupit. I'm cry.

LOGA1(B-10.01) i'm so hapy becuse my friemd Tomochan invitd me too the store yeay . i wil tell my doctor about this day.I ent home and eat and slee. gooniht diarahy.

LOGA1(B-10.001) I want to hit tomocan with a rock . she slashed water in ym face becuse im wierd god ihate toomochan and kyokocban . i wanr too with them and rocks . boo hooo iam cryng. I willl talk two papa anout my navi i want a knew one. Olso a navi is liek a komnopter ok buy it id liek s asmall ine small on 1 ok plas buuy 4 mi //.

LOGA1(B-11) I am goin to kill momoko withh a hammer.. She is bitch. I hoap you burn in hell momoko .

LOGA1(B-1111111111) Why do momoko hate me i didt evn do anything . :((((((( i am weird dairy ;D god hates me sayd my sister . she is ronhg . Fjuk her face !

LOGA1(STEAK-SAUCE) Deer dairy if i dddddddooon r repond in afew dahys the n do not gib a dam ok bi. I knead to got o teh churc o. O k

LOGB(A-10) Nya! Nyaaaaa!!! NYA!!!1 NYsa…! Ny NYAQ!11111 NYAAAAAAA nyaaaaaaaaaaaaBobo (talk) NYa nya nyanyabaybanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanaynaynaynayanyanyanya! MEowurrrr prrr prrrrrrrrr; pr nyaaaaa!!!!1!!!.... Then I said to them, “You see the bad situation that we are in—how Jerusalem is desolate and lies in ruins and its gates have been burned with fire. Come, and let us rebuild the wall of Jerusalem, so that we will no longer be a disgrace.” 18Then I told them how the hand of my God had been favorable to me and also about the words that the king had spoken to me. And they said, “Let us rise up and build.” Nya PRAISE JESUS! PRAIDE HESUS! Prias gesus neris jesis yeahhhhhahhahahaahhahahhhhhh1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !11!!!

LOGA(B-2) Dre dire iah have beajn band forme cjruch . :( lOE TOLE RANTs FORE E AUAtISMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SSHPO WHAY IS I KANT GO :nYA “ in CKRUNCH ?/ WHAT EVIN In THE fRIT hguys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!11111111

Thiès iès why weè caènt haève nièceè thièngs. Ièt's juèst noèt rièght.

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“Did you know that there are over 350 billion grieving people around the world? Woooooow!”

~ Dr. GUuH, just like Dr. DUuH, but more difficult

Uncyclopædia Spunch bobia XD

Little update

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“that nerd is drunk”

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12 Years of Illogicopedia

Forged in the Golden Age of Humour Wikis, Illogicopedia remains at the forefront of Internet nonsense some twelve years later.

Back in 2005, Wikipedia jettisoned its humorous content to the Uncyclopedia, a shameless parody of the original free encyclopedia.

This in turn spawned Illogicopedia, which was first established at Wikia Scratchpad in late 2006. And just as Uncyc was born out of content restriction, Illogicopedia heralded a new dawn in inclusionism with its generous acceptance policy.

So it remains to this day - deletion is reserved for the very worst offenders. Even spam is salvaged, re-grilled and served with chopped bananas in the after dinner 'Nose Collection'. 

While the aforementioned Golden Age passed some years ago, Illogicopedia powers ahead into a new era. An era free of drama and destructive vandalism. An era that will usher in hologram television, personal hover boards and the Ultimate Sandwich.

Until they inevitably arrive, our newly-established Discord server will satiate our desire for conversation, providing the glue to keep Illogicopedia rolling through vandal attacks and server outages.

Aid Epoc Igolli! Acid Pile Igloo! Ideological Pi!
— (Harry Yack) 2019-01-11 15:13:00

Spambots Rule Illogiblog in 2019

A new year, a new trash can full of burning spam on the Illogiblog.
Fans of salty meat substitute will be pleased to hear that in 2019, we still get at least forty of these tasty treats every week.

Not even the porky pong of their smouldering comrades can stop the spammers' barrage of artificially generated pseudo-conversation. Mr Takeshi, bring on the next batch of brave moronic contenders forlornly hoping to survive the bonfire.

Thank you, the article is very petrifying, hopefully it can be useful for everyone. -- Yesi Nurazizah

The Illogiblog is 'petrifying'? Finally, a spambot with a nose for nonsense. You are the very first of your kind to dispense with the flowery greetings and offer us the blatant, troubling truth. You win... my underpants.

Utility kilt is comfortable and easy to can read this post. it is a good informative post on yours -- Tactical Kilt

This 'guy' keeps leaving promos for his 'tactical' kilt store. He's so desperate that he wrote some code to circumvent Blogger's bot filter. Please buy his items or he mightn't be able to buy machine oil and bolts for his leaking metal groin. Thank you.
Cannot contact reCAPTCHA. Check your connection and try again -- 龙大猫
Meanwhile, the above dude circumvented our CAPTCHA just to say that. What a waste, I wanted to hear about Libyan Rolexes and Nike handbags for the 1,000th time!
The coldest places are not the Arctic that is where the person does not have. Xbox -- Simuka Rafeal
A tricky riddle to solve, but I think he's trying to say that Norway sucks. And it comes to something when you can't sell XBOXes to Scandinavia.
monkey kate spade outlet online nike lunarglide coach factory -- Dong Dong23
I think I understand how these messages work now! The bots have realised that we are keeping the silliest ones for their sheer comedy value, and have started competing for the title of 'stupidest comment'. Any humans reading this have no chance of winning, so you'd better just forget those dreams of becoming a famous Internet writer.

  • "Thanks for sharing Ishqbaaz" -- Singh. (This perfectionist deleted his post and reposted it after spotting his spelling errors. Better watch out, these bots are becoming more intelligent.)
  •  "My brother recommended I might like this website. He used to be entirely right" -- Taufik Setiawan. (That's right - he *used* to be, until Illogiblog stopped posting in 2016.) 
  • "Click here Click here Click here Click here" -- Neeti Kumar. (I clicked but did not receive a free holiday to my house. I requested my click back.) 

Cheers, guys! All 2,000 spam messages from the period 2016-2018 have been deleted. To help prevent future spam, all new comments on posts older than 90 days will now be manually moderated.

Until our next dumpster fire, enjoy your hampork-hybrid lunchmeats. Chow and indeed ciao.
— (Harry Yack) 2019-01-10 13:54:00

Illogicopedia endorses Donald Trump

 My fellow Illogicopedians,

I have long advocated for Illogicopedia to stand above the political fray, and get involved only in issues of vital importance, like establishing a research grant to develop invisible tube socks for astronaut giraffes. Where would we be if giraffes in space had to go bare-hooved, or were forced to appear to other space giraffes like they were not bare-hooved? Either alternative would be intolerable to a humane society.

However, we have faced a decline of the Illogicopedian community recently. We have lost much of what made Illogicopedia Illogicopedia. It seems that no one has their priorities in order. Those poor space giraffes! This will require us to compromise and join the political fray just this once.

On this one day of the year, I believe we should all be able to come together across party lines and nationalities to agree that there is only one candidate who upholds the principles our community stands for.

There is an answer, and that answer is Donald Trump. Donald Trump promises to put a freeze on Goth visitors entering our web site. This will help decrease our depression and angst levels. Also, he has promised to build a wall around our web site and then make Uncyclopedia pay the costs of constructing the wall. Donald Trump's common-sense solutions are exactly what we need to make Illogicopedia great again!

-- Nerd42
— (Nerd42) 2016-03-31 22:06:00

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