If you're reading this you're illiterate. If you're hearing this you're deaf. If I'm reading this out loud I'm dumb (in the sense of not being able to talk).
This evening I decided to clean out the Augean stables that is my email inbox. I found this lovely piece of spam, which I deem worthy of archiving as Illogic of the highest order. Well, it's pretty weird, anyway...
- Hi. I wish you, I wish to be friends. We have met on the website of acquaintances. I am a beautiful and beautiful woman. I try to discover the man for severe relationship of a leg! i'll wait for your answer, very nice.
3 November 2020 00:00:00 UTC Andrew Yang's victory.
Maybe. It could also be 20 January 2021 00:00:00 he's out of office, if he isn't reelected.
This thing is too wide on the main page again.
1 January 2258 00:00:00 UTC 2258
1 January 2020 00:00:00 UTC 2020, and the end of Flash
what has this world come to
Oh my lawn order! The tomatoes are coming.
I am going to write a book with stuff from the Vandalpedia template. I'll let you know when it's on sale in about 5 years. -- George Hamburg
Don't you know that hat is made from the hair of detained immigrant children? You should be ashamed of yourself.
A new era in vandalism has begun. Welcome, fools.
Fact: At any one time, there is a 98% chance that a vandal will appear to post pictures of a Richard in this section.
SANDALISM 2.0 EVERYONE
Huh, can I really vandalize this page?
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F*ck that error 503 on Usopedia which blew up my article :/
Chairs, tables, beds.
I do hope that's actually chocolate you're eating there.
did you know that vandalizing is the key to life? it's true. look it up, and also grab the graffiti - David Moore
I like green purple shark sock monkeys
da ba dee da ba die if i were green i would die