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I've been taking art classes. Here is my latest painting. I think it turned out rather nice.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed:
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

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Prominent Prose of the Randomly Indiscriminate Time Period:   Plagiarism I've been taking art classes. Here is my latest painting. I think it turned out rather nice. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date: Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimmed, And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed: But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st, Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st, So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. Recently featured: Satan Bunny – Spaghetti – Radiohead – TV Tropes – The article that's hard to edit – Singular Ways to Die – Dear vet, why has my pet rabbit grown wings and a propeller    Did You No? Yes! But did you know... ...that I shouldn't be here right now? ...you live on a planet? Yeah! You're an earth person! ...that salt burns orange? ...that Bcbkye is still watching you after ten years? He's standing in the very same spot in the corner of your room. ...that Nmesh are to belong all your base? ...that most English surnames mean exactly what they sound like? ...that 'quotes' "are" „very“ „very” «very» ‹weird?› ...that taht... ...wonk uoy did tuB !seY ?oN uoY diD ...that the light in Sophie's eyes went out bit by bit? ...that I too am a loathsome tobacco man? ...and that my mom knows I smoke? ...that I'm a loathsome tobacco man? ...that no monkeys were harmed in the writing of Illogicopedia articles? ...that this, as well? More DYKs – Add your own >>>

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