No no I don’t wanna be peach! NOOOOOO
Yo, I wonder what VITSIE Video Sitter is up to right now...
I paid fifteen quid for a handbra. GF says I got ripped off.
Vandalism is actually a religion. Please do not vandalize the beautifile GOD Vandil with your filthy words you uncultured swine. ALL HAIL Vandil! ALL HAILLLLL!!!
I just realized that it's an even numbered year again. I honestly wonder what meme in an Australnesian language will arise in the final days of this year...
I had a dream that I saw Lyrithya at my college. She just said "Hi [MyName]." I was like What's up. Then she handed me $100 dollars and I was like "thanks what's this for"? Then she shot me and I died. Then I woke up. Can anybody help me interpret this dream? Also who is Lyrithya?
I'm sorry I worshiped Illogicopedia. Now I'm damned.
Unusual units of measure: metric decimal feet, football fields, millilight years, furlongs per jiffy, Watt-inches per Kelvin-dollar squared (feel free to add your own)the fool. the worms that is a book of the bath soap and CVS receipts
actual content of the church in
- Tulsi is a decent second choice.
- Nathaniel Nathaniel Nathaniel
- How is Buttigieg a major candidate?
- Is Refrigerator running?
- Why isn't Giant Asteroid running again?
- Nathaniel Nathaniel Nathaniel (it bears repeating)
- Vermin S u p r e m e
- Heyy did you guys hear Michael Bloomberg is running for president?
Hi everyone, I'll be your substitute Kool-Dood for today.
OOH WHERES MY BUTT CEREAL?
seriously? why you gotta do me like that?
If you're reading this you're illiterate. If you're hearing this you're deaf. If I'm reading this out loud I'm dumb (in the sense of not being able to talk).
This evening I decided to clean out the Augean stables that is my email inbox. I found this lovely piece of spam, which I deem worthy of archiving as Illogic of the highest order. Well, it's pretty weird, anyway...
- Hi. I wish you, I wish to be friends. We have met on the website of acquaintances. I am a beautiful and beautiful woman. I try to discover the man for severe relationship of a leg! i'll wait for your answer, very nice.
3 November 2020 00:00:00 UTC Andrew Yang's victory.
Maybe. It could also be 20 January 2021 00:00:00 Trump's out of office, if he isn't reelected.
This thing is too wide on the main page again.
- hi again
1 January 2258 00:00:00 UTC 2258
1 January 2020 00:00:00 UTC 2020, and the end of Flash
what has this world come to
Oh my lawn order! The tomatoes are coming.
I am going to write a book with stuff from the Vandalpedia template. I'll let you know when it's on sale in about 5 years. -- George Hamburg
Don't you know that hat is made from the hair of detained immigrant children? You should be ashamed of yourself.
A new era in vandalism has begun. Welcome, fools.
Fact: At any one time, there is a 98% chance that a vandal will appear to post pictures of a Richard in this section.
SANDALISM 2.0 EVERYONE
Huh, can I really vandalize this page? eVErYoNE cAn! (。・ω・。) -M 10/16/2019
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F*ck that error 503 on Usopedia which blew up my article :/
Chairs, tables, beds.
I do hope that's actually chocolate you're eating there.
did you know that vandalizing is the key to life? it's true. look it up, and also grab the graffiti - David Moore
I like green purple shark sock monkeys
da ba dee da ba die if i were green i would die
I'm not dead The SpinKanKler Go talk to me here! 17:47, 17 Aym 2019 (UTC)
That person could've just said "If I'm reading this I'm mute" and not dumb. What a noob as regards logical ways of saying things.
my poop hurt
You're not getting an aw man
THE MOON DEMONS ARE AFTER MY PROSTATE
who you gonna call? if i, hi
if this is mediawiki you :)
big big. like really big if you like big, you are viewing this at? 17:13, Monday, Octodest 19, 2020 (UTC)
I have a feeling of BIG
I FOUND BIG PUFFERFISH!!! THEN IT BLEW UP. I WAS STILL ALIVE. I STARTED FLYING UP AND FELL DOWN INTO THE OCEAN. THEN I GOT EATEN BY A SHARK. THEN I RESPAWNED ON THE APPLE TOWER AND JUMPED OFF AND DIED. BUT IM STILL ALIVE
BUT I STILL THINK I LIVE OR DED. DNO HW TO SPL ANY<RE. H/W ME
SPL ? M ND HMWRK MYB BT ML DED.
The article with a title even longer than that of the article which supposedly has the longest title ever for a wiki article, it's so long that you wouldn't probably remember it but who care's it's long and wide and that's what people care about is how long it is and longer is better then shorter based on common law also my willy is longer than this title
abaabadadaaaa!! ABABABABDAAAA!!! WOOOWOOOO CHOOOCHOOOO!! *notices your bulge* OWO WHATS THIS UWU OWO wait its a basketball WHY DO YOU HAVE THOU BASKETBALL IN THINE PANTS?!
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I AM ALONE IN A UNIVERSE OF BASEBALL CAPS
IV'E BEEN HERE FOR APPROXIMATELY 46 HOURS
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, HELP ME! I CAN FEEL MY ATOMS BREAKING DOWN INTO THOUSANDS OF TINY BASEBALL CAPS AS I SPEAK!
DON'T SEND AN INTER-DIMENSIONAL TAXI CAB! MY WALLET HAS ALREADY TRANSLATED INTO BASEBALL CAPS!
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR RIDING WITH UNITED AIRLIN- [STATIC]
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