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... this is probably the only DYK that doesn't begin with "that", or end with a question mark? Given the site's lifespan, that probably isn't the case.
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Mindless sandalism

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She sells sea shells on da sea shore, but the value of these shells will fall, due to the law of supply and demand, noone wants to buy shells cuz they're all in the sand

Imagine there's a monkey and he borrows 10 sea shells and immediately sells them... [this is not financial advice]

Yeh no shit amigo, also, new posts up top bru

ah do what ah waahnt

ㅤ

Come crawling faster

Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again. Hmmm... which one, man? The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep." No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."

OMG KraB lisTENs to DubSteP I liKe That SkRIllEx Guy hAVe You HeaRD oF ThAt sKRIlleX gUy insert Deadmau5 Funko Pop joke here OMG ~~HES!~~ THEY'Re TaLKING ABOUT ME!

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BEEP BEEP MOTHERF***N LETTUCE

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If I keep adding more bullets it's gonne be funne right?

Waw waw wicka wow wow wicka wicka Waw waw wicka wow wow wicka wicka WEEEOOUUUgghgGGHHHHH COME WITTA NOW! - Rage against the washing machine

Behold an i in a circle between two spiky parenthesis

Hi look a neat box thing

URGENT

How tf do people vandalize this project?

Hey psst want to buy large amounts of meds and fine crystal jewelry kid?

a if shower

CRAAAAAAAAAAZZZY VANDAL CRAAAAAAAAZZZY VANDAL!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAH CWAAAAAAAAZY VANDAL! BABABABABBABAAAAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! CRA-Z (art) VANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAUHSUHSJHAIDBWDUWYIB(UIS HE MAEK VNADLISM! MWAHAHAHA IAMMA OGNNA REVT THERE VNADILSIM! YOHHOHOHOHOHOH!!!!!!!

Clicking the link in the description

Don't because you will by merchandise and then you will D I E. NO MOM LET ME HAVE LIKE FIVE MORE MINUTES.

KIDS LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC THESE DAYS

When you listen to music it gives you the brain damage

Music DOESN'T give you brain damage. Seriously.

Yeah, I guess you're technically right, because that quote was originally about rap, and rap isn't music.

But hip-hop is music, too.

Do you consider hip hop to be different from rap?

THE RAIN cured mY Diesease!

Bommmbaclaaaaat

Cheese

Kein kaese bitte

An accurate representation

so I had a dream that my school was evacuating for something at the middle of the night and the deadline to get on the bus was 12:00 and i talked to two girls about a film i can't remember the name of. i don't even know what my brain thinks anymore

*insert political excrement here* Democraps lol repooplicans lolollololololol

*insert political ship here*
Hillary Trump

When eat cheese make blood pressure go aaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHH

fishe (a smol beaste wip NO LEGGYS, whyche lieup on water)

AAAAAAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAAAAA! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CLAP! -closer by deadmau5

Democraps lol repooplicans lolollololololol

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Nokia Arabic ringtone

MOM WE FORGOT THE BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh darn it. I forgot to find some random Indonesian meme and post it here last year.

THE FEATURED CONTENT CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY TIME CUBICLES FEATURED CONTENT WHATEVER IS EPIC OK

pop pop pop pop pop pop

I CURSE THE ACID RAIN UP OUT <COUNTRY GOES HERE>

Spammy Spammity Spam

IGLLOOOO Time witH SNowo!!!!111

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Delicous!

Spam Spam Spam Spam-Spam Spammity Spa.

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Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies. Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMM, richer.

EAT IT!

It gud 4 uu! Spam Is delicious, eat it, wit every meal! Snacks, lunches, and everything in bannana! Spam is enjoyed all around the world, by humans, animals, unicorns, space aliens, and bananas!

But wait, there's more!

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! But we have a new brand of Spam that this article is actualally about. It is called "Spammy Spammity Spam", this time with 3 TIMES THE SPAMMYNES! Made to compete with the new "Smap" and mapS (Backwards spam, ) it is even more delicious and enjoyed by every being in the universe! So why dont you give in and try it!

See? this whale like spam SO MUCH that it turned into spam!

This article is actually spam!

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! DON'T GIVE AWAY OUR SECRET!\

Oh, yeah! This article TOTALLY isn't spam!

Yep, Spam TOTALLY isn't made out of Illogicopedia articles!

No, Spam is made out of Illogicopedia Articles.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What if Illogicopedia articles are made out of spam?

Hmmmmm... Maybe it IS true?!

Yep yep yep, definitely true! Now shut up.

Okay!

Good.

Spam Also

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Splat gloop pop EEk oom plop

Hello. I AM A CATTT!!!!! V A N D A L I S M The most Awesome of Cats (talk) 14:44, 13 Novelniver 2020 (UTC)

This is way better than uncyclopedia 10/10 would edit again

HELP GUYS I'M STUCK IN THE MAIN PAGE VANDALISM SECTION THIS IS A LEGIT CRY FOR HELP

mad gibber

deadmau5: NO DONT TURN ME INTO FUNKO POP

Funko: Haha mouse funko pop

deadmau5: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

when u smoke weed bfore editing illogicopeda.

No no I don’t wanna be peach! NOOOOOO

Yo, I wonder what VITSIE Video Sitter is up to right now...

I paid fifteen quid for a handbra. GF says I got ripped off.

Vandalism is actually a religion. Please do not vandalize the beautifile GOD Vandil with your filthy words you uncultured swine. ALL HAIL Vandil! ALL HAILLLLL!!!

I just realized that it's an even numbered year again. I honestly wonder what meme in an Australnesian language will arise in the final days of this year...

I had a dream that I saw Lyrithya at my college. She just said "Hi [MyName]." I was like What's up. Then she handed me $100 dollars and I was like "thanks what's this for"? Then she shot me and I died. Then I woke up. Can anybody help me interpret this dream? Also who is Lyrithya?

I'm sorry I worshiped Illogicopedia. Now I'm damned.

hönk hönk

Unusual units of measure: metric decimal feet, football fields, millilight years, furlongs per jiffy, Watt-inches per Kelvin-dollar squared (feel free to add your own)the fool. the worms that is a book of the bath soap and CVS receipts

actual content

actual content of the church in

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Yang2020
Tulsi is a decent second choice.
Nathaniel Nathaniel Nathaniel
How is Buttigieg a major candidate?
Is Refrigerator running?
Why isn't Giant Asteroid running again?
Nathaniel Nathaniel Nathaniel (it bears repeating)
Vermin S u p r e m e
Heyy did you guys hear Michael Bloomberg is running for president?

Hi everyone, I'll be your substitute Kool-Dood for today.

Oh yeah

OOH WHERES MY BUTT CEREAL?

upyoursfnurdle

seriously? why you gotta do me like that?

屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自屯自

I'm back.

令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和令和

I'm agnostic.

If you're reading this you're illiterate. If you're hearing this you're deaf. If I'm reading this out loud I'm dumb (in the sense of not being able to talk).

Actually, if you're reading this, you're NOT illiterate. If you're hearing this, you're NOT deaf. Seriously.

HRRRRRRNNNNNNGGGGGG

This evening I decided to clean out the Augean stables that is my email inbox. I found this lovely piece of spam, which I deem worthy of archiving as Illogic of the highest order. Well, it's pretty weird, anyway...

Hi. I wish you, I wish to be friends. We have met on the website of acquaintances. I am a beautiful and beautiful woman. I try to discover the man for severe relationship of a leg! i'll wait for your answer, very nice.

5 November 2024 00:00:00 UTC Andrew Yang's victory.

20 January 2021 00:00:00 Trump's out of office, if he ISN'T re-elected.

This thing is too wide on the main page again.

ikr

hi

bye

hi again

1 January 2258 00:00:00 UTC 2258

1 January 2021 00:00:00 UTC 2021, and the end of Flash

what has this world come to

Oh my lawn order! The tomatoes are coming.

I am going to write a book with stuff from the Vandalpedia template. I'll let you know when it's on sale in about 5 years. -- George Hamburg

Don't you know that hat is made from the hair of detained immigrant children? You should be ashamed of yourself.

A new era in vandalism has begun. Welcome, fools.

dang it

Fact: At any one time, there is a 98% chance that a vandal will appear to post pictures of a Richard in this section.

SANDALISM 2.0 EVERYONE

Huh, can I really vandalize this page? eVErYoNE cAn! (。・ω・。) -M 10/16/2019

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F*ck that error 503 on Usopedia which blew up my article :/

Chairs, tables, beds. ẟwẟ

I do hope that's actually chocolate you're eating there.

complete nonsense

did you know that vandalizing is the key to life? it's true. look it up, and also grab the graffiti - David Moore I like green purple shark sock monkeys

im big

da ba dee da ba die if i were green i would die
oh no
I'm not dead The SpinKanKler Go talk to me here! 17:47, 17 Aym 2019 (UTC)

That person could've just said "If I'm reading this I'm mute" and not dumb. What a noob as regards logical ways of saying things. hi

my poop hurt

Creeper...
You're not getting an aw man Aw Man

THE MOON DEMONS ARE AFTER MY PROSTATE

who you gonna call? if i, hi
if this is mediawiki you :)
oh no

big big. like really big if you like big, you are viewing this at? 20:42, Saturday, Arply 17, 2021 (UTC)

haha

I have a feeling of BIG

SANDALISM

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UwU

I FOUND BIG PUFFERFISH!!! THEN IT BLEW UP. I WAS STILL ALIVE. I STARTED FLYING UP AND FELL DOWN INTO THE OCEAN. THEN I GOT EATEN BY A SHARK. THEN I RESPAWNED ON THE APPLE TOWER AND JUMPED OFF AND DIED. BUT IM STILL ALIVE ALIVE ALIV ALI AL A AL ALI ALIV ALIVE

BUT I STILL THINK I LIVE OR DED. DNO HW   TO SPL ANY<RE. H/W ME
SPL ? M ND HMWRK MYB BT ML DED.

ARTICLE IDEA: The article with a title even longer than that of the article which supposedly has the longest title ever for a wiki article, it's so long that you wouldn't probably remember it but who care's it's long and wide and that's what people care about is how long it is and longer is better then shorter based on common law also my willy is longer than this title

abaabadadaaaa!! ABABABABDAAAA!!! WOOOWOOOO CHOOOCHOOOO!! *notices your bulge* OWO WHATS THIS UWU OWO wait its a basketball WHY DO YOU HAVE THOU BASKETBALL IN THINE PANTS?!

// INCOMING TRANSMISSION //

I AM ALONE IN A UNIVERSE OF BASEBALL CAPS

IV'E BEEN HERE FOR APPROXIMATELY 46 HOURS

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, HELP ME! I CAN FEEL MY ATOMS BREAKING DOWN INTO THOUSANDS OF TINY BASEBALL CAPS AS I SPEAK!

DON'T SEND AN INTER-DIMENSIONAL TAXI CAB! MY WALLET HAS ALREADY TRANSLATED INTO BASEBALL CAPS!

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR RIDING WITH UNITED AIRLIN- [STATIC]

Boatyy Boat

IF YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE NOT A COWARD COW, BUT A NECK BOAT.

// END OF TRANSMISSION //

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w e havd them at home !

hello margy

OK!!!!!!!!!!!!

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Some days I wonder what life would be like if school and work we're switched... Oh boy! I can't wait to leave work so I can do adult stuff and go to school! reality: omg school sucks I wish I were back at work :'( I propose an idea, treat work like school. Enjoy dunking the squirt into the dust bin, have a milkshake from the vending machine and go hang in the hall and watch some football. If we got paid for school and we had to work for free, wouldn't that solve all of life's problems? Earn ya wage and enjoying learning for the rest of your life, until you retire :D dreams are good until you wake up, and I just drank a cup of hot chocolate and tears as I walk to my Work Education position... cryyyy :( -=-=-=-

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The Illogiblog

12 Years of Illogicopedia

Forged in the Golden Age of Humour Wikis, Illogicopedia remains at the forefront of Internet nonsense some twelve years later.

Back in 2005, Wikipedia jettisoned its humorous content to the Uncyclopedia, a shameless parody of the original free encyclopedia.

This in turn spawned Illogicopedia, which was first established at Wikia Scratchpad in late 2006. And just as Uncyc was born out of content restriction, Illogicopedia heralded a new dawn in inclusionism with its generous acceptance policy.

So it remains to this day - deletion is reserved for the very worst offenders. Even spam is salvaged, re-grilled and served with chopped bananas in the after dinner 'Nose Collection'.

While the aforementioned Golden Age passed some years ago, Illogicopedia powers ahead into a new era. An era free of drama and destructive vandalism. An era that will usher in hologram television, personal hover boards and the Ultimate Sandwich™.

Until they inevitably arrive, our newly-established Discord server will satiate our desire for conversation, providing the glue to keep Illogicopedia rolling through vandal attacks and server outages.

Aid Epoc Igolli! Acid Pile Igloo! Ideological Pi!

— noreply@blogger.com (Harry Yack) 2019-01-11 15:13:00

Spambots Rule Illogiblog in 2019

A new year, a new trash can full of burning spam on the Illogiblog. Fans of salty meat substitute will be pleased to hear that in 2019, we still get at least forty of these tasty treats every week.

Not even the porky pong of their smouldering comrades can stop the spammers' barrage of artificially generated pseudo-conversation. Mr Takeshi, bring on the next batch of ~~brave~~ moronic contenders forlornly hoping to survive the bonfire.

Thank you, the article is very petrifying, hopefully it can be useful for everyone. -- Yesi Nurazizah

The Illogiblog is 'petrifying'? Finally, a spambot with a nose for nonsense. You are the very first of your kind to dispense with the flowery greetings and offer us the blatant, troubling truth. You win... my underpants.

Utility kilt is comfortable and easy to wear.you can read this post. it is a good informative post on yours -- Tactical Kilt

This 'guy' keeps leaving promos for his 'tactical' kilt store. He's so desperate that he wrote some code to circumvent Blogger's bot filter. Please buy his items or he mightn't be able to buy machine oil and bolts for his leaking metal groin. Thank you.

Cannot contact reCAPTCHA. Check your connection and try again -- 龙大猫

Meanwhile, the above dude circumvented our CAPTCHA just to say that. What a waste, I wanted to hear about Libyan Rolexes and Nike handbags for the 1,000th time!

The coldest places are not the Arctic that is where the person does not have. Xbox -- Simuka Rafeal

A tricky riddle to solve, but I think he's trying to say that Norway sucks. And it comes to something when you can't sell XBOXes to Scandinavia.

monkey kate spade outlet online nike lunarglide coach factory -- Dong Dong23

I think I understand how these messages work now! The bots have realised that we are keeping the silliest ones for their sheer comedy value, and have started competing for the title of 'stupidest comment'. Any humans reading this have no chance of winning, so you'd better just forget those dreams of becoming a famous Internet writer.

Quickies

"Thanks for sharing Ishqbaaz" -- Singh. (This perfectionist deleted his post and reposted it after spotting his spelling errors. Better watch out, these bots are becoming more intelligent.)
"My brother recommended I might like this website. He used to be entirely right" -- Taufik Setiawan. (That's right - he *used* to be, until Illogiblog stopped posting in 2016.)
"Click here Click here Click here Click here" -- Neeti Kumar. (I clicked but did not receive a free holiday to my house. I requested my click back.)

Cheers, guys! All 2,000 spam messages from the period 2016-2018 have been deleted. To help prevent future spam, all new comments on posts older than 90 days will now be manually moderated.

Until our next dumpster fire, enjoy your hampork-hybrid lunchmeats. Chow and indeed ciao.

— noreply@blogger.com (Harry Yack) 2019-01-10 13:54:00

Illogicopedia endorses Donald Trump

My fellow Illogicopedians,

I have long advocated for Illogicopedia to stand above the political fray, and get involved only in issues of vital importance, like establishing a research grant to develop invisible tube socks for astronaut giraffes. Where would we be if giraffes in space had to go bare-hooved, or were forced to appear to other space giraffes like they were not bare-hooved? Either alternative would be intolerable to a humane society.

However, we have faced a decline of the Illogicopedian community recently. We have lost much of what made Illogicopedia Illogicopedia. It seems that no one has their priorities in order. Those poor space giraffes! This will require us to compromise and join the political fray just this once.

On this one day of the year, I believe we should all be able to come together across party lines and nationalities to agree that there is only one candidate who upholds the principles our community stands for.

There is an answer, and that answer is Donald Trump. Donald Trump promises to put a freeze on Goth visitors entering our web site. This will help decrease our depression and angst levels. Also, he has promised to build a wall around our web site and then make Uncyclopedia pay the costs of constructing the wall. Donald Trump's common-sense solutions are exactly what we need to make Illogicopedia great again!

-- Nerd42

— noreply@blogger.com (Nerd42) 2016-03-31 22:06:00

Don't speak the lingo? (Don't worry, we can't either)

You are currently reading the English language version of Illogicopedia. Started in 2007, it currently contains 11,461 pieces of junk known as articles. But did you know that Illogicopedia is available in a variety of other languages? Yep, and we're going to list them for you right now.

Illogicopedia En - English	Logimalpédie Fr - Français	Irratiopedia Nl - Nederlands/Vlaams
Artigpedia No - Norsk (bokmål)	Malucopédia Pt - Português	petaQ'a'pedia tlh - tlhIngan Hol
Kamelopedia De - Deutsch (Sister wiki)	Usopedia Ja - 日本語 (Sister wiki)	Ilógicopedia Es - Español