Forum:Roll Call of Active Users 2014

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Our site has had about two years of very little activity at this point, and I think the main reason for this was that for about a year previous to that, we were dealing with severe server problems that basically made the site inaccessible for most people. But now that this is all fixed, we're still stuck with most users being inactive, including our most valued past contributors. (all of whom have won awards, whilest I have won none, but I digress) I think it might be appropriate at this point to simply take a roll call of everybody who is still around and plans on being active or semi-active on the site in the coming months. Post here if that's you. So, who's not dead? --Nerd42 (talk) 02:12, 19 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Say something stupid here

Score: 9.5++ Illogians still kickin' big time

Something stupid. 50.157.181.112 10:16, 19 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

I might become more active if I can get my actual account working. It simultaneously says that User:T3canolis doesn't exist, but when I try to recreate the account, it says that I can't because a User:T3canolis already exists! --T3 (talk) 02:31, 19 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

I was dealing with that also for a while. I had to bug Athyria to get it fixed. It still never restored my watchlists or past contributions. --Nerd42 (talk) 02:33, 19 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Your contributions are back now, but your preferences, watchlists etc won't be because they were associated with your old account and it wasn't successfully imported. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 04:09, 19 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

• HALDO DO YOU KNOW THE THYMES. Yeah I tried to get a little roll call going on that forum over yonder. Good idea getting this on the banner, nerdyboi.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 12:41, 19 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

INTERROBANG

Apparently User:Frosty and User:Awesomedecks are still here too, based on their responses to Fonchezz's initial attempt at a roll call. --Nerd42 (talk) 00:42, 20 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

That we are. Frost doesn't come around as often, but he ain't dead (yet). ~ Good tidings! ~ 09:22, 20 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

You make it sound like I'm going to die/be killed any time...... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:09, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

You say that like it comes as a surprise. -— Athyria 16:42, 26 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

• If I wake up from my torpor I may come around and add myself to the roll. Snarglefoop (talk) 12:49, 20 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
• Something stupid, this is. Intelligent, it is not. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 21:52, 20 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
• I'm not here. I wish I were, but I'm not. -— Athyria 21:23, 23 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
• I'm here, sort of? The deck woman said I am just not very often, thats pretty accurate. I show up when I find inspirationg, yesss..... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:09, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

  I have generally found deck women to be pretty accurate. Whether they're typically often or not, tho, I cannot say. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:35, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

• I would say something stupid here, but the people above beat me to it. >:Þ 18:01, 26 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
• Theresa May... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:33, 26 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
• I'm never here and I definitely don't write. This is not a vote yes. Don't count it. The Bard of Illogicopedia 21:48, 29 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
• I've been doing stuff here earlier. However, end-of-year school insanity (The different variety. Feel free to confuse it with candy canes, duct tape, Bob Dylan, dinosaurs, and Illogicopedia) and some visit to Calisota have messed everything up. Now that the fact that school even exists has been eliminated from my brain, and Calisonia has left the West behind, I'll create stuff. тяιρρуƒℓσωєя (talk) 19:26, 30 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
• Count me in. --I forgot' (talk) 19:05, 9 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
• Whoopdeedoopdeedoo! Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 17:33, 30 Ergust 2014 (UTC)
• Respect your enemies, some people were just born mentally retarded --Fireurchin (talk) 23:51, 31 Ergust 2014 (UTC)

I kinda did a tally.

Okay here's the list of people who do things sometimes:

1. The Duck
2. T3
3. Nerdman
4. DisGruntled guy
5. Feline in the sky
6. Awesumedex
7. Snargle

   Putting me on the "does something sometimes" list, when I really haven't in rather too long a while, shamed me into sticking together another article (of sorts)... BTW is what that mostly consists of also called "potato chopping" here, or is it "banana chopping"? (Or maybe "pineapple chopping"?) Snarglefoop (talk) 05:32, 21 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

8. Marzipan
9. Flutterplots
10. Felis Lupis was doing things earlier this month
11. Blottobot was doing things earlier this month also.
12. He forgot was still breathing a couple weeks ago.
13. Athyria still does her thing too.
14. Frosty is selectively active
15. Hindles Not really active but he peeked his head in the other day.

Ever since the Incident I feel strangely reality challenged

And also that mysterious IP that responded first. Who is that? So that's who we got. Why don't we all use our real life friends and if everyone recruits a person our numbers will double! I can only imagine that we all have insane friends, right? And what about the likes of some of the heroes of old? I (kinda) know THE in the real world. But a couple days ago when I posted a link to Illogicopedia on his facebook, he removed it immediately... arguably my favorite illogical writer of all time, but I doubt he wants to resurface. What about our old friends in the Englands? Testicles dude... Helloolleh.... MrMetalFlower... and a number of other classic writers. Where's Pengu?. Anyone know how to reach them? Not in a bothersome "HEY COME BACK WE NEEEEED YOU" kind of way, but as in "Hey Illogicopedia still exists. You're welcome back whenever." I understand people move on from things, I moved on for a while, but something inherent in me made me return. It is a trait of all of us here on Illogicopedia... that we are all a little wonky in the head. In a good way. And us wonky folk need an outlet. The user can take himself out of Illogicopedia, but he can never take the illogicopedia out of himself. It's stuck in my craw. It's a little uncomfortable, but my craw don't mind. Does yours?--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:59, 20 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Our "real life—" wait ... what? Snarglefoop (talk) 15:12, 20 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Oh right, I forgot. You are all just figments of my imagination that don't exist outside of Illogicopedia. Silly me! just do whatever the voices in your head tell you to do, fonch. they know best...--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:30, 20 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

I would bring on some real life friends, but we all know what happened the last time I did that. --T3 20:38, 20 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

I think the mysterious IP is Gruntled. Also, T3, your sig is being substed rather than transcluded. Blah blah {{subst:nosubst|User:T3canolis/sig}} blah in your preferences blah blah that should fix it blah. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 21:54, 20 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

That is a surprisingly impressive list compared to what I was thinking / expecting actually. But whatever happened to Robot Jones Seppy? He's still on IRC but doesn't seem to have been on the site in a looooong time. --Nerd42 (talk) 04:59, 21 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

• I'm still here, by the way. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:25, 23 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Hoorah! see we aren't doing that poorly. And we are pumping out some grand articles. Like a cow spewing yogurt, we illogicians are mustering up some beefy stews if I do say so myself.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 18:51, 23 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

• I'm still here Nerd, just mysterious, and floaty... --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 23:18, 3 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

Holsht, Seppy. How have you been? --T3 00:20, 4 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

My Ego is so Big That I Need My Own Section

Hey babe! Ya busy tonight?

I do cameo appearances sometimes. I'm not a dalek btw. I'm an autistic androgynous bisexual Indian otaku weaboo furfag masochistic glasses fetishist. --The Defender of Insanity >Grand Demon Danzathel Aetherwing Mindfuckery 05:32, 21 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Whoa, that signature is big and fat. It must have eaten a lot of other signatures. Can you get it to be a sig template rather than a spilly wet bunch of code with floppy tentacles? ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 05:44, 21 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Glasses fetishist? Seriously? Does it matter if they're sunglasses, or horn rims, or can they be plain old wires? (Sorry, I've had the things since second grade, and the novelty kinda wears off after a while.) Snarglefoop (talk) 13:39, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Eh, I like wireframe glasses the most. But other glasses are fine too. (Too lazy too sign in via tablet) --50.135.8.159 06:34, 26 Yoon 2014 (UTC) moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooooooooooooooooooooooooooüoooooooooooooooo

Never felt more...ALIVE

Aahh the sweet taste of rotting flesh!

Hah! you thought I'd gone, didnt you? Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 17:04, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Congratulations on feeling so alive. You'll need to channel that into fear and hatred, because, they're at the door. The creatures. They've been coming, and now they're here. Frigging disgusting things. Mostly, you have to watch for the teeth. And those little spurs, like platypi. Poisonous, of course. They're here for the albedo omelettes, of course. 18:18, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

WOW that's!! Put your knickers on, prance around, and make art.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 18:50, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

All art is in a word...fart.

Lord Assbutt the Fourth (talk) 18:12, 25 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

No, I'm ded

Yo wtf is this

Some report the fucking admins here I had to recreate my account because it disappeared and now I'm not an admin anymore. Plz help. Return the banhammer to its rightful part-owner. Readmesoon (talk) 18:45, 29 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

Editing this noise again because I fixed the nature of my sig. —rms talk 18:49, 29 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

I'd suggest poking one of these users. Also, yay for yet another returning user! Let's break out the smelly sock wine! Er, no, that's gross. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 18:56, 29 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

I am not dead!

You asked me to post here, so I did! -Mjduniverse (talk) 02:37, 7 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Well passing from time to time, but in fact, being dead will not make a big difference.... Kameloid (talk) 16:24, 10 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Just started

I may have just opened up an account, but I am willing to contribute for the sake of keeping the site's activity from being sporadically inactive. --Argo (talk) 08:45, 7 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

I am mostly dead!

I am largely dead, alas, and have been for many a year. When I try to log in with my ancient account, it says the account doesn’t exist, but when I try to create a new account with the same name, it says the account already exists. What gives? —someone who was once Eupocalith (18.189.4.93 04:02, 9 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC))

Ugh. It's a long story. I'll leave a note for Athyria to see if she can get it fixed up for you. @Marzipan (talk) 06:48, 9 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

This is the Colonel returning, but it appears there is no feasible way for me to log in. --Colonel Sanders 23:21, 13 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Of course there isn't. Great. Okay, I'll pass the word on, try to get you fixed up. @Marzipan (talk) 01:16, 14 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

I think you have an account--it would just need to be renamed. Or perhaps you forgot the password? ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 04:18, 15 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

You need to recreate your account. Please poke me when you have and I'll fix up your rights and logs and stuff. -— Athyria 17:36, 15 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)