Liberal whining

Liberal whining is how liberals love to cry when the world doesn't melt, the Raptures occur, Glenn Beck gets moolah, and when the poor get poorer. It was invented in 4004 B.C. by Satan. Liberal whining is most common in cheerleaders, socialists, and Al Gore. Examples of liberal whining include

• Al Gore whining on how George Dubya Bush won the election.
• Megan Fox crying.
• Anthony Wiener wanting to have an investigation after having a picture taken of him and sent to some brat.
• Thomas Jefferson saying he didn't want George Washington to rewrite the Declaration.
• You crying about the accuracy of this article.