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Vandal

I think 68.119.97.6 needs a ban for vandalizms. I reverted them the painful, old-fashioned way, so please excuse my incivility in the recent changes comments.--ColbertNation 17:24, 1 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Related question... why have you not given this guy rollback, eh? I thought it was part of the boon of winning IotM, and it certainly would have helped him in this case (especially since there's no room for comments when performing rollback on things, so there'd be less irate ones in the recent changes)...

Also, can I have rollbacky, too? *kitty eyes* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101101 - 18:37 (UTC)

Reason I never did it is because I forgot. This shall be rectumified, if Sepp n Co didn't get there first. I suppose I could give you rollback rights, but then you haven't won IOTM, have ye? The other Phantoms might not like it and scream 'favouritism' and such. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:04, 3 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I didn't? Crap... I assumed I had and so I archived and moved onto the next month so we could nominate new folk. Bloody hell, I really shouldn't have done that, should I? I... agh! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! *runs away, flailing* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101103 - 19:54 (UTC)

However, I did win IOTM.--ColbertNation 12:22, 4 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Yes, you definitely did. Which means... REVOLT! *throws some eggplants* 'Kay, that was fun. *wanders off* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101104 - 12:45 (UTC)

Also, this fellow has recently been banned from Uncyclopedia and have now been giving Romartus some difficulty of the vandalism sort here. Something about how Romartus turned him in on Uncyclopedia, or something. Just so you know. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101104 - 12:58 (UTC)

Request

May I have my username changed to Colonel Sanders?--ColbertNation 01:38, 5 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Done. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 02:52, 5 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

NNNNNmmmust resist.... chicken-related pun.... gagggh -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:06, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Meh. Here's a box of popcorn chicken for your troubles. Oh, and check out the vote for cream of the crap. Or not. Good day, Lord Hindleyite.--Colonel Sanders 21:27, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Enjoy.

Hah, Lord Hindleyite of the largely disbanded Illogicraps, you mean? Now there's a blast from the past. Cheers for the food, it certainly tastes like chicken. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 21:35, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Excuse me, Lord Hindleyite of the largely disbanded Illogicraps. Glad you enjoyed the food. I would actually think it tastes like turkey. I could also bring some mashed potatoes and coleslaw made in mass production if you like.--Colonel Sanders 21:38, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and sorry for bothering you again, but I did respond over there.--Colonel Sanders 21:51, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Are you watching me?

... because that would be so cool! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 05:19, 8 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Every move you make, every penny sweet you take, I'll be watchin' you, boy. You'll see me in your dreams, you'll see me at your school/place of work, you'll see me at Tesco's... and such. You get the idea. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:05, 8 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

You stalker, you... well, you know what? While you were watching him, I stole your hamster. Cheers. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 8 Novelniver 2010 - 21:59 (UTC)

Joke's on you, boy! That's a Japanese Fighting Hamster from Fukuoka you've stolen! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:59, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Actually, er... it's dead. Some Uncyclopedia admin dissolved it in acid... er... sorry. Want the remains? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 9 Novelniver 2010 - 16:16 (UTC)

Uh... I think that was me. See, I have these open vats of various acids in my basement, and when I'm drunk, sometimes I throw hamsters into them, just to see what happens. I hadn't realized one of them was Hindleys prized killer. Apologies to all around, and next time, zsplorch. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 18:06, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I hope you made sure it was dead. There's nothing worse than an acid-pumped Japanese Fighting Hamster on the rampage. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:49, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Er... well, no... I put it in a bottle. It'll be safe, right? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 10 Novelniver 2010 - 03:03 (UTC)

/me looses hindleyite's brain medication in the toilet--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 03:06, 10 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

In fact, no, it wasn't dead. Should I shit myself now? Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 04:48, 10 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

*screams loudly*

...

Okay, now what? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 10 Novelniver 2010 - 05:32 (UTC)

I think you killed it... all hail Athyria, opposer of DipThyria! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 06:31, 10 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Nwah? *holds up a strangled eggplant* Huh? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 10 Novelniver 2010 - 18:42 (UTC)

Whah?

Why did you remove the punctuation from the 500 ways... list? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 15 Novelniver 2010 - 22:35 (UTC)

To get to the other side? Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 23:09, 15 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

...

*hits Gruntled with a frying pan* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 16 Novelniver 2010 - 00:43 (UTC)

/me takes it like a man. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 01:25, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

You guys talk on hindelyak's page more than he does -_- —rms talk 02:38, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

It's a habit of Athyria's. Like criticizing my bad grammar.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:39, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

*tries to refrain from saying anything and fails utterly* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 16 Novelniver 2010 - 06:50 (UTC)

You know what? I hate all this grammar stuff. I hate it.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 08:12, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Grammar is for sissies. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 14:11, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Grammar is what holds the moon in orbit! Without it, it'd go crashing down and we'd fly into the sun and all die! *flails* Also, this 'new external links' think making me do maths is bloody irritating. Especially since I cannot do maths. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 16 Novelniver 2010 - 19:33 (UTC)

Just because I like to randomly bring nommed articles up to speed with the Illogicopedia Manual o' Style. Which doesn't exist, but hey. If I did wrong feel free to kill me correct it. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:22, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Grammar is important. But stupid. At the same time.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:31, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

*gets out crossbow* Oh. Well, I like punctuation. *shifty eyes*

*scuttles out* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 16 Novelniver 2010 - 20:36 (UTC)

The manholes will get you!-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:48, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Not... if I.... get them first! ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 17 Novelniver 2010 - 03:46 (UTC)

What happened to my user pages?

Sombody's messed up my user page; can you straighten it out? Thanks. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 00:26, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Help! My user page is AFU! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 01:53, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Cool, your page is Australian Football Union? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:11, 7 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

You should make Gruntled an admin. He'd be good. Has sense about him. Experienced. Knows full well he doesn't know the place. You should. Whether he wants it or not. You should... ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 24 Novelniver 2010 - 03:35 (UTC)

Stop spamming hindley's page, he might get overwhelmed! He only has so much brain medication you know... —rms talk 03:48, 24 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Fuck that. We all know I'd make a much better admin. -- The Zombiebaron (as seen on Uncyclopedia) 07:23, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)\

You'd make a horrible admin. I mean, I know I wanted you to be reopped on uncyclopedia, but this is serious! ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 25 Novelniver 2010 - 17:03 (UTC)

Eh, apologies to both Gruntled and Hindleyite - that was a highly inconsiderate demand, especially toward Gruntled, who... eh... I'm sorry. *hides* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 25 Novelniver 2010 - 06:55 (UTC)

No worries, DipAthyria. Come out, come out... I've got a nice badger carcass for you... Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:29, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

*drools* Badger badger badger... mmmm... ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 25 Novelniver 2010 - 22:01 (UTC)

Watch out for those Honey Badgers, they'll bite yer meatballs off. And your testicles too. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:59, 26 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Even if they've had their own bitten off? *kitty eyes* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 27 Novelniver 2010 - 04:42 (UTC)

Bloody vandals, giving uncyclopedia a bad name... *sniffle*

This thing vandalised some stuff: Uncyclopedian 666. If you care. Cheers. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Ditzimber 2010 - 02:23 (UTC)

You know what I said before?

Help. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 9 Ditzimber 2010 - 16:55 (UTC)

Ta

Cheers for the cleanup, i'd have done it, but it was late at night and having not been online for a week, it was almost impossible to tell who was being naughty and smack respective bottoms, mediawiki needs to make it's history page less obfuscation, as near as i could tell, that IP/User was marking things to delete which someone else had vandalised. Next time if i see anything like that, i'll ban them for a day or two instead so we can retrospectively assess the situation. Thanks again, good show old chap :D --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 13:38, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Incredibly stupid questions

What is this place? How does it work? Where are my trousers? ~ 17:15, 30 Ditzimber 2010

And where exactly does poking fun end and cyberbullying begin? ~ 17:38, 30 Ditzimber 2010

And what do you make of this? ~ 17:47, 30 Ditzimber 2010

Since Hindleyork ain't available, I am forced to answer your incredibly stupid questions. This place is Illogicopedia, the repository of crap deemed to unfunny for Uncle Pete. This place works because the elves and donkeys in the computers press buttons. Your trousers are in White Castle. Poking fun ends when the idiots start with the libel, like the McLibel 2! And the news article you link to is a celebration of that Berty fellow's raid on Encyclopedia Dramatica that is slightly more sane than this report. May I ask why you ask these random stupid questions? --The preceding unsigned comment was left by Colonel Sanders (talk | stalk), see the past frenzies page for posting time

Thank you Mr Unknown Person! Here are you answers:

1. I have no idea what this place is. It just exists because it can.
2. Illogicopedia does not work and it never has. Serious answer: I dunno.
3. Poking fun only becomes cyberbullying when the authorities get involved.
4. Not sure what to make of that. Is it true he crashed the servers? If so it may be possible we have stumbled upon the real life Roberto.

And that's it for now. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:59, 30 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

And... oh. Thanks for the responses, but that only makes me more uneasy... o__o

I'ma go hide now, methinks. ~ 19:11, 30 Ditzimber 2010

Houston, we have a problem

Some Uncle Pete user is trying to place rigorous quality standards and satir here. Just a heads up.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 16:30, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

He's a wikipedian that was banned from Uncyclopedia for repeated bouts of ignoring admins, vandalising, and generally being a moron. Might as well give him a chance, though... past is past, here is here, and he can learn... unless he can't, but could he really make things any worse than they are already? ~ 18:53, 31 Ditzimber 2010

And now blocked indef on both en and simple. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 13:00, 2 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Hmm, I shall keep an eye on related developments, maybe even two. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:06, 2 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

PS. No offence Mr Berty, you know we still cool bro, but as you might understand it pays to be cautious in matters such as these. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:39, 4 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Hey Hey!

What's going on? I got bored of moping around waiting for uni to come back around Testostereich • (ballsack) 00:48, 5 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Testicles! Good to see ya again, we've missed the sex jokes and such. When you back in uni? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:39, 5 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Hitting the mighty R on the 10th to doggy out an essay, but everyone else doesn't get back until around the 17th. How's life living it large as an art graduate? Testostereich • (ballsack) 22:31, 5 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Not so large. At least not at the Museum, but it's better than revising, hell yeah! :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:55, 7 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

You call him testicles? Well, you can call me RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRicardo! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:05, 7 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Illogicopedia Podcast

I maed a new episodes! Add to teh podcast page plz!! http://sharebee.com/5838d8fb --Nerd42 00:24, 13 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Oh man that's awesome. I would add it to the Podomatic thing but I forgot the password, so I'm gonna enter lots of things until I get the right one... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:43, 13 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

BLATENTLY NOT WHORAGE

You can tell from the title this probably is going to be blatent whorage. And it is. How well deduced of you. Anyway me and THE finished our epic and I thought you might be interested in finally seeing it out after a year and a half. Or not. But you will, you will be interested. Because I R ADMINZ. Don't worry, my mate and his girlfriend get back soon and we can start drinking, n then I'll be out of your hair :P Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:55, 13 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

third wheel much. Read "drinking" as "a spectator to make-out sessions" -- Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 00:14, 14 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Its my own fault for thinking people would be back early, they didn't even notice when I went downstairs for a good half hour and got high. He called me though, said they were "tired" and thought they should call it a night. Right... So glad people are back today Testostereich • (ballsack) 07:47, 14 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

As you may know...

I'm horribly clueless... what is ?pedia's take on sockpuppetry? Because someone made one today... I banned it. Reflex. ~ 16:40, 15 Jeremy 2011

To be honest, I think certain people have been giving you the impression that we have any sort of concrete rules and guidelines on banning and stuff because basically we make it all up as we go along. :P Personal judgement is the answer. Sockpuppetry for devious and nefarious purposes is certainly a punishable offence, though I'd prefer to pelt rotten tomatoes at them than anything. Cheerio. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:13, 17 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Hmm... perhaps I really do spend too much time on Uncyclopedia... I know I spend too much time on Wikipedia, but that doesn't take much. Those people are scary.

If I keep banning him every time he annoys me too much, does that work, then? Because that's what I've been doing. *shifty eyes* ~ 14:39, 17 Jeremy 2011

I AM A WIKIPEDIAN AND I WILL KILL YOU. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:16, 27 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I AM A WIKIPEDIAN, RATIONALWIKIAN, ILLOGICOPEDIAN, NEOCONSERVAPEDIAN, OLD CONSERVAPEDIA EXILE, UNCYCLOPEDIAN REJECT, AND LASTLY MARIOWIKIAN, AND I WILL KILL YOU!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 18:28, 27 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I'm an elf and I'll paint your cat green! ~ 00:09, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

*is seeing the deafening silence* Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:09, 29 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I once had a green cat. It went missing on Halloween and came back covered in red stuff, so we called it the Incredible Hulk from then on. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:30, 29 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I remember that cat man. I miss that guy. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:31, 29 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, wandered off one day, next thing we knew it was all over the news about green slime being cleaned up from some main road somewhere. Turns out it was poor Elmo's insides! Gives a whole new meaning to cat gut. :( -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:34, 29 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Please

Change Block settings for "77.103.26.107" from 6 months to infinite. INFINITE. - 178.99.224.222 19:22, 7 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Hi Bambifan! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:19, 8 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

House of jealous lovers

Ahoy hoy, how's the whole post-art degree real life earning to keep bread on the table and hookers under it thing going? I'm at that nice stage where music you didn't realise you had is coming on and it sounds strangely amazing even though you know you'll probably never listen to it again. ADMIN AWAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Testostereich • (ballsack) 09:50, 13 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Life sucks, I lost my job at the Museum due to Council cuts. You know what that means? Yep, whoring myself out, almost literally. Not quite sure what you're getting at with the music thing, unless it's that playing in my head... Anyway, sorry it took so long for me to reply here. You can have my can of Pepsi out the fridge if you like. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:20, 22 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

And my pizza!--Colonel Sanders 18:23, 22 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

VURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

Chek. Grannnnn 21:05, 9 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Come again? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:15, 10 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Check. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:12, 10 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Chekmat Grannnnn 16:38, 10 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Dammit! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:55, 10 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Could you try and tell me if this is any good?

Is this here: Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Zombified, SubHumanoid Living Dead, Part 5. I hope it's any better...... - Another n00b 11:04, 2 Arply 2011 (UTC)

o__o ~ 20:23, 2 Arply 2011

It's certainly... interesting. I dare you to record an audio version of it in one take. :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:17, 3 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Ah yes, 16 minutes of nasal phlegm trickling down an audio recorder! - Another n00b 21:11, 3 Arply 2011 (UTC)

And you had to make six edits for that? Six?! On the poor guy's talkpage, without ever using the preview thing or checking the minor edit thing? Are you trying to make me explode? Are you? Are you?!

*explodes* ~ 01:04, 4 Arply 2011

Yes I was....*explodes* - Another n00b 09:23, 4 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Oi! Stop! This is the coping police, sonny. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 10:26, 4 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Whuh?

Hidleyork, why ya deleting crap?--Colonel Sanders 00:32, 4 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Just wading through the WIP category as we're supposed to do from time to time. Those articles I deleted had nothing in them for more than eight months. Hey, it ain't all glamour being an admin! :D -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:58, 4 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Your good

I am an Uncyclopedia user who has been actively contributing since November 2010. I have an extremely Colourful block log, and due to the fact I do not know how to register a freenode account so I'm reduced to Pleading anyway I can. Sorry about that. I love your Fisher Price DOS article, good Linux parody. I love this wiki, only reason I'm not active is because This wiki has only 150,000+ views, which is off-putting to say the least. - Another n00b 18:52, 4 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Are you sure that's the... only reason? ~ 01:42, 5 Arply 2011

Yes, Mr Noob. We're a humble wiki, and the fact we're still around today after four years is testament to our laid back policies etc. In that sense, we're nothing like Uncyclopedia. The main attraction here was initially the community, but in recent times the forum has been left to fester (I call dibs on any mould you find there) so I guess it's the inclusionism and the fact we let people write about pretty much what they like. You know, like Uncyc in 2005? Hey, I'm still crazy here after all these years. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:57, 5 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Server too busy

Your editing is causing problems for the server. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:39, 9 Arply 2011 (UTC)

I love it. ~ 19:35, 9 Arply 2011

I sense sarcasm... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:14, 9 Arply 2011 (UTC)

I Was unable to access Illogicopedia! Luckily I didn't want to. - Another n00b 20:20, 9 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Are you, in some sense, accusing me of being Roberto? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:28, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)

No. The reason why I said "I didn't want to" was because I didn't want to. Not being sarcastic. Nothing. Just didn't want to. - Another n00b 17:35, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry, sarcasm is my middle name. Roberto Sarcasm Sm... waaait a sec... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:38, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)

...this is so going in my report. o__o ~ 19:47, 10 Arply 2011

A request

Could you please run a checkuser on Another n00b (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)? Apparently he's been vandalising Uncyclopedia in the name of ED or some such, and given his apparent dislike of this place, it might be worth verifying one way or the other if he's been acting in a similar fashion here, as we have had some 'attacks' recently as well. ~ 19:47, 10 Arply 2011

I'll admit, If I've committed any Offences, it is because I was almost Threatened by other ED users. Please, Those guys have destroyed me. - Another n00b 19:57, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry - I'll use my UDP flooder when you request it. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:14, 10 Arply 2011 (UTC)

GIANT CAKE MONSTERS!

Or maybe just a giant cake. Want a giant cake? Celebrefy the organisation of IllogiNews or something. Because that's just awesome. Also... MONSTERS!

Also, in completely unrelated news, one of your articles is on VFH on Uncylopedia, in case you hadn't noticed. I think this cake may be drugged... o_O ~ 21:55, 10 Arply 2011

Yeah, that IllogiNews categorisation lasted longer than I expected. Suppose that's what I get for not getting on top of it all sooner. An eventual plan is to overhaul the ?News main page in light of the recent surge in reports, so no cake until all that's done!

Regarding my article on Uncyc, thanks for bringing this my attention. There seems to be a recent trend for gypsies so I'm all too happy to piggyback on that, but only if it brings featured articles. Good day, and let the cake monsters stay away B-) -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 16:59, 12 Arply 2011 (UTC)

The Romanovs

Thank you for the tlc on The Romanovs I was tired and am not very good at the == aspects of the formatting. Also I know there are a lot of red links, due to the Uncyclopedia factor. -- Kevillips or Jibber-Jabber 14:32, 16 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry too much about redlinks, we're not as harsh on them as Uncyc. In fact, we actively encourage them, up to a point. Also, The Uncyclopedia Factor sounds like a Saturday night TV show! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:57, 16 Arply 2011 (UTC) Kevillips or Jibber-Jabber 05:51, 2 Aym 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome

Thank you for the welcome :).Attheshows! 16:18, 27 Arply 2011 (UTC)

You're, er, welcome! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 16:43, 27 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Hello

I am Bach. Yes, I've become a dead composer. Speaking of that, what do you call a dead composer? A DEcomposer... geddit? Anyway, hello, Mr. Yak, I wanted to say hi and see if Illogicopedia is going to hell and/or a handbasket... I hope not. Uh... hi.

--T3 17:45, 1 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Well, we had a server outage last week, during which time I suppose the site might have been in hell (or maybe even hellk), but things seem to be up and running again. Glad to welcome you back to the Illogicopedia fraternity, with this large armadillo bedset no less! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:50, 1 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Come back to Uncyc

We miss you. -- Lollipop 01:54, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Yo

You change the user rights for Mars Cadbury to phantom? He won IOTM. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:56, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Done like dinner. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:03, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Dinner? Can I have some? ~ 15:39, 3 Aym 2011

Is it Kraft Dinner? -- Lollipop 01:04, 4 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I believe it's called Cadbury's Dinner in Britain. Actually, I don't think we have that at all, just Dairylea Lunchables. You can have a bread stick if you like? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:36, 4 Aym 2011 (UTC)