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(behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE")

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Also, I smell a strange odour from you. Is it cheese? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:47, 30 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Cheese? o__o Oh, yeah, and welcome to bananaland. Asuming I didn't already say that. He said that. Didn't he? Um. ~ Pointy.png 16:47, 30 Arche 2011
Cheese cloggeth my arteries. Oh, and welcome.--Conservatism III XXX MMXI

What are you people talking about? Ha! only an hour to go. (・∀・) - Another n00b 16:54, 30 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Muffins, man. Muffins. Cheese muffins, specifically. You can come by besides when blocked on Uncyclopedia, you know... also, you should make yourself a userpage. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png 17:37, 30 Arche 2011
I'm never happy! Never! But yes, that's better. *beams* ~ Pointy.png 18:57, 31 Arche 2011

Shame![edit source]

You are a vandal. Why the hell were you making vandal IP's. You're worse than Nixon. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? 00:40, 12 Arply 2011 (UTC)

I unbanned you...[edit source]

Also note: I didn't read that giant blocky texty thing. But I'll assume it had something to do with bans; that's all you've been on about of late, right? Right. Right, I'll unban you here on the condition that you don't do any more giant blocky texty things, and don't be a purveyor of total crap, in general. Yes? Yes. Good. I'm glad we're in agreement. Yes.

Don't you dare thank me, though. I'll ban you again if you try to thank me. I will. Yes. ~ Pointy.png 09:48, 4 Aym 2011

Ok. That's good.... I'd say that was the great. It was a non-regrettable thing. That is nice news to here. ( Note this isn't actually a "thank you" message as it is not written in a thankful manner. ) - Another n00b 14:51, 4 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Good. I'm glad. Hopefully we can keep this agreeable accord going. ~ Pointy.png 16:43, 4 Aym 2011

Okay.[edit source]

We'll do this the hard way. Remember Dr. Skullthumper's approach? The whole bans every time you go out of line thing? I know it didn't really work before, but we can try that again.

Not for prose/formatting, mind, but for asshattery. Or to use site parlance, total crap. See, your main problem seems not to be so much specific things, as just that you like to cause conflict. Every time you see someone say something's good, or that they like it, or they in any way endorse it, your first reaction is apparently to insult it in whatever way you can think of, be it saying it sucks or redirecting the page to shit (regardless of how innocuous that page may actually be) or making unnecessary negative comparisons, or do the exact opposite if it's a thing that it is expected that folks do... or any number of other things. It's really rather irritating, you see, so kindly stop that, eh? It's called 'flaming'. I'm going to ban you every time you do that, or perhaps anything that shows up on that page, for that matter, probably for a day or so... but it may vary.

I hope you can see where I'm coming from, and can find this arrangement agreeable. Good day. ~ Pointy.png 13:00, 5 Aym 2011

Hello Gent[edit source]

I'm a fellow editor who remains unintroduced. I'm Colonel Sanders. Yes, that guy on the buckets of chicken. Now, your contributions have been on par with mine... crap essentially. Though two different kinds of crap you see. Yours is a vulgar crap, like linking pages to shit or writing rather disturbing articles. Mine is a crap of grunting out primarily political nonsense and unbelievable horoscopes. I'm simply saying you should shape up your content a bit to avoid the whole no total crap policy and so you won't be banned here moar like you apparently were at Uncle Pete. I hope you take this advice from a Phantom chicken guru who's been here off and on for about ten months now. I don't wanna see you get burned again. Mmkay? TAX EXEMPTION!--Colonel Sanders 05:25, 7 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Um.... which disturbing article do you mean?? The one that has that youtube link that doesn't work? Ok. I'll write something that is not of an un-savoury manner. - Another n00b 09:26, 7 Aym 2011 (UTC)
I indeed meant the Spongebob one. Now, me viewing your userpage at Uncyc before whatshisface blanked it and put that half-arsed permaban template on it explained a few things. Now, seeing you were a user at Encyclopaedia Dramatica dissatisfied with Ohinternet and coming here and Pete's Place kind of explains the unsavory articles. These aren't my personal tastes, but Illogicopedia is a relatively clean site compared to ED and Uncle Pete. In fact, see our article on sex if you don't believe me. All I ask is you follow the rules; I think you're a decent gent and I don't want to see you banned here. I mean, transition from ED to here. You're probably never gonna get back at Pete's. In fact, I tried writing news there once and I just left. And another thing I was intrigued by your userpage was the fact that you're a fellow aspie. We're a bizarre crowd. Oh, I remember in high school 15 or so years ago, I had a crappy experience there, and that's when I started writing the political nonsense I come up with here. And I've vaguely documented my bad experiences in youth here in subtle ways. Anyway, the point of my little anecdote is: life sucks and you just have to learn the rules of your betters whether it's wiki or real life, or when shoving hot pockets down your pants. On another subject, youtube videos really can't be done and are pretty much a policy violation anyway. I usually don't write text blocks, especially semi-serious ones. Just create good, clean, random content, don't piss off the admins (especially the active one), and have fun, all right. I know you're probably still upset about the demise of ED and your permaban at Pete's but try and have fun here, homeboy. Half-arsedely,--Colonel Sanders 22:56, 8 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Wow, thanks. I'll try and cut down on both profanity and ED-like interaction. I only recently left high-school and I enjoyed my time there. I never have been good with satire, and random humour is funny if done correctly. And also, if you go on any ED archive and see a username called "Another_n00b", THAT IS NOT ME. An uncyclopedia fan tried to impersonate me by using my uncyc-username. Glad to be part of this small community with interests similar to that of mine. Thank you. - Another n00b 15:47, 9 Aym 2011 (UTC)
I think there is room for an ED-perspective on Illogicopedia as long as it is done in the right way. Some of my favourite users, such as Avril Troll, hailed from the mighty Dramatica.
The sex article is awesome, by the way. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:44, 10 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Where are the proxies[edit source]

You are so smart. Very smart. You come up with the best ideas...oh, and 5 points for the name. Good job from refraining to use the word "Sock", but you still gave a clue with 'AN' and I do remember Gomphog's final sock, I, Gomphog, have seven socks you will never find. Congratulations and you are further away from being unbanned again. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? 03:03, 14 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I don't really want to. I'm an enemy of uncyclopedia. And wikia. See User_talk:Athyria#Ok.2C_something_is_SEROUSLY_not_right.3B. How did I do that? a question for the day. - Another n00b 09:20, 14 Aym 2011 (UTC)
You're not Gomphog are you? I've figured you two are the same people. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - 23:35, 30 Aym 2011
He's not Gomphog. ~ Pointy.png 03:55, 31 Aym 2011
Phew. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - 19:19, 5 Yoon 2011

Oi![edit source]

Stop playing around with other people's things will you? Its perverse. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 13:45, 21 Aym 2011 (UTC)

RationalWiki?[edit source]

I see you mentioned it somewhere or another. Are you a fan? You know I'm a sysop there, right? And what was Berty Island Monkey moaning about again?--Colonel Sanders 15:08, 21 Aym 2011 (UTC)

What is your username there? Could you tell me? And Island Monkey is annoyed because I keep adding a code that renders everything in caps lock as you can see now. - Another n00b 15:32, 21 Aym 2011 (UTC)
It's the same as it is here. And while it is generally considered annoying to screw up userpages, that Berty Island Monkey goes a bit overboard. I remember when he was all about DoSing ED and was an editor at Wikipedia. He was blocked for all eternity from Wikimedia projects, I believe. And I think Uncle Pete too. Speaking of Uncles, I think Uncle Bert was one of Island Monkey's sock names. And Uncle Ed (Ed Poor's Wikipedia nickname), according to RW, is obsessed with slutty teens and claims to be a mathematician while not understanding basic plane geometry. And my Uncle Dave loves doing crosswords on the throne.--ColbertNationColonel Sanders 16:49, 21 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Block appeal[edit source]

This blocked user is asking that their block be reviewed:

Listen, could you just please ressurect me on Illogicopedia? Please?? the block is not necessary to prevent damage or disruption, I understand what I have been blocked for, and will refrain from doing such activities in the future. Heaven's sake, I have learned effectively that I should not remove namespaces without admin consent ( I didn't even know it was a namespace! I thought it was an error. ). May you please ressurect me or at least shorten the block to one day? I apologise. I really am sorry. I'm begging you here to un-instate or at least decrease the length of my block. I feel ashamed at myself for doing such a silly act. I'm ok with that. I need some ?pedia, just please PLEASE at least think about it in the very near future. Thank you.

“N00b, I'm terrible when it comes to blocking people. Absolute rubbish. I'm lazy and don't see the point, until I do, at which point I tend to completely overdo it.”

~ An actual quote from Athyria.

You have gotten that absolutely, completely right. You have given a terribly overly-long block. I hope you see it from my perspective.}.

Administrators: Vote here:

Okay, Mister n00b, I'm sure Athyria has already given you enough stick for this. Even I, as an admin, don't always agree with decisions of other sysops, but the right way to go about these sorts of things is to discuss them rather than go ahead and blank pages like a common vandal. If you feel strongly about something, take a day or two to think about it/cool down and you might change your mind. If not, then bring it up in the forum or talk to an admin about it. I shall leave the decision of unblocking you in the hands of Athyria since she originally applied the ban, but if she doesn't decide to overturn it I suggest you take this one on the chin. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:10, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Conglaturation! You win![edit source]

Featured Illogicopedian


This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

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What better way to celebrate your unblocking day than with the Illogicopedian of the Month award? Hope it softens the blow of being banned for you. Here's to many more successful months and numerous banana sundaes. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:57, 1 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Woah, I think this is some kind of record. Nice way to bounce back though, Mr. A n00b.--Ben Blade 13:36, 1 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
A record of what? anyway, Now I have come back from my overly-long block, you can expect me full-time!! Thanks for the concern, Benedict. - Another n00b 21:37, 1 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Please forgive my bad-faith edit just then. I just CAN'T stand people hating on ED like that. I'm really sorry about that. Please don't ban me. - Another n00b 22:56, 1 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Maaaaybe, just maybe, if you think you might get banned for something, it's a sign you shouldn't do it... that said, welcome back, and congratulations on your banana. Eaten it yet? Did it taste deliciously? I hope it did... anyhow, I hope you're remember to think with your brains from now on, and do be amazing, mon. There may be tacos in it for you. ~ Pointy.png 06:30, 2 Yoon 2011

Big Brrother[edit source]

I'm afraid you won't be seeing BB back here anytime soon (at least not by me), due to the amount of vandalism and general conflicting opinion it generated. There was also the issue with a couple of copies (Small Brrother for one). Thanks for the compliment though, nice to know someone is looking back at some of earlier stuff I did.

P.S: Originally the 'rr' was a typo, which I was gonna correct, but it did quite well with google rankings and external hits so I kept it.--Ben Blade 22:50, 2 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

THIS IS FICTION...[edit source]

Why do you keep emphasizing this? This ain't Wikipedia. If it weren't fiction, it wouldn't be on Illogicopedia.--Colonel Sanders 22:59, 4 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

2012 II[edit source]

I plan to finish it, as Trar rarely comes around, and you're banned. So, if I need to ask you anything, i'll ask it here. Fine with that? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - 19:21, 5 Yoon 2011

Yeah, sure. I still lurk at your talk-pages! Tell them I lurk on all their talkpages! - Another n00b 19:23, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Mattsnow and PoopManPoop took your spot. Nobody cares about you anymore. You old vandal. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - 19:30, 5 Yoon 2011
At least I'm in the archives, and I had a good run. And I am not a vandal! - Another n00b 19:36, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Then explain Fat Roger. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:40, 5 Yoon 2011
Who? What the.... Pakistan? - Another n00b 19:40, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
That's obvious it wasn't you. But anyways, why were you vandalizing my sig? --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:43, 5 Yoon 2011


- Another n00b 19:45, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Shame on you. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:00, 5 Yoon 2011
In actuality what has been posted may be more correctly attributed to the poster, rather than myself. - Another n00b 20:08, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
So, you can't even go on Smakapedia either. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:31, 5 Yoon 2011
Cool, I didn't know the Alien had hands. Because that's what that ascii art looks like - the Alien slapping himself. It's pretty cool, though. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:44, 13 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Nice article[edit source]

Hello, n00b. I just wanted to congratulate your article about MY IllogiGame, Time is Running Out. I live under the catchphrase "Imitation is the sincerest form of comedy." Your article shows not only comedy, but also tons of imitation.
However, there is one factual inaccuracy that I have to point out to you. You said, in your article, "He supports furries, likes Justin Bieber and hates Encyclopedia Dramatica." The second statement is clearly wrong, for I simply HATE Justin Beiber. His music is horrible, his voice is annoying, and WHAT'S UP WITH THAT CREEPY HAIR OF HIS???
Just pointing that out to you. Thanks for spreading the word! Oh yeah, also I reverted the changes you made to my template, and I responded to your comment to me on YouTube (see your channel) XD. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy infodiscussioncontributionsenter the contest NOW!!!WTF?! Klingon IllogicopediaCaptain AnonymousTHE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version)IllogiNews: Snakes on a PlaneAn Article That Redirects To ItselfUnMDThe most important tutorial ever. 20:40, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Dan, n00b was glad to write it as he has nothing else better to do. Neither do I. I should write your biography in my userspace at this rate. Or not. And, why is this game impossible to lose?--Colonel Sanders 20:48, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
In reply to your comment on youtube: Dan, And uncyclopedia isn't the same? and only those who are un-prepared for it are shocked at goatse. When you know it's coming, it doesn't really affect you. And if it wasn't for ED, uncyclopedia would have no-where to copy from. And on a more positive note, I agree that Justin Bieber is the shittiest singer since those screaming apes I once saw at a zoo. - Another n00b 21:05, 5 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

You can go back on Uncyclopedia![edit source]

The mirror site, that is. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:15, 7 Yoon 2011

You brought hope, and crushed it heavily. But more to the question, why would I want to? I would like to quote something that got said to me during my time on ED here by saying this:

“If you are under the impression that the hallmark of a good article is to make up a bunch of random bullshit, you're on the wrong wiki. Encyclopedia Dramatica exists to document internet memes, culture, drama, people, and events. Uncyclopedia exists to document nothing, and to take up a lot of space doing so.”

~ {{{2}}}

Copy and paste that onto Uncyc if you want, but let them know I want nothing to do with them anymore. - Another n00b 07:24, 8 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Goatse is disgusting and unfunny. The only time it is funny is if it is a spammed on websites (I noticed that on Glee Wiki what you did, Imust say i'm proud of you). However, ED really isn't funny. Uncyclopedia is satire. Satire is the only real humour left in the world. Sad, isn't it? Every other sort of humour is sex, toilets, and swearing. If you think about it, how is "Suck a frog's cunt" funny? Think about a man sucking a frog's cunt, is funny because that's something you don't do. So is it funny if I say, let's all eat a walrus. Is that funny? Not really.

Uncyclopedia is a parody of Wikipedia. The joke of Uncyclopedia is that it looks like Wikipedia, but it's all silly information. It's like Alice in Wonderland, you're Alice. You step into the rabbit hole, and you are in a land of mad people. There's Aleister the Mad Hatter, and Shabidoo the March Hare. There's Lollipop the Chesire Cat. There's Magic man and Mimo who are the Mock Turtle and Gryphon respectively. And then there's Dr. Amadeus Skullthumper, who plays the king. "OFF WITH HIS HEAD", shouts Skully. You see, we're all mad at Uncyclopedia. And once you realize that, you have two options: to slowly back away, or join the madness.

Now, I know you're banned. It gives you no right though to vandalize Uncyc under socks and IP's. How wuld you feel if a banned user from ED came back and did that to you guys?

My affiliation with you is done, as talking to you makes no sense, and you are creating further trouble. So go and rot on ED, as everyone will rot until they die of heart failure. Because what you've done to yourself is a disgrace, and the fact that you're proud of yourself makes it no better. Have fun with your lulz, because if you get banned there, I ain't going to help you.

Good day, sir.

--Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 02:08, 15 Yoon 2011

Heh...[edit source]

Whoops, messed up that feature thing. It's more complicated here. That's my excuse. Anyhowhow, more to the point... is this your rubber chicken? It doesn't have a rubber pulley in the middle. Isn't that odd? ~ Pointy.png 09:36, 9 Yoon 2011

That Uncyc series template on your userpage[edit source]

I quite like it, and might possibly adapt it for use on some of the Uncyclopedia pages. You mind if I do that? I mean, I may not, depending on my mood and how much time I have, you know. But as I was saying, caviar? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:32, 13 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Yes, sure. You may use it if you wish. I just made it in an ED-style template, but it could be used if you really think it is worth it. - Another n00b 17:28, 13 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Hey big boy! *sexually desired look*[edit source]

Broheim. I was alerted of your undoing of others' edits on the Encyclopedia Dramatica page all the way over there. Now, it's alright to undo comments and things, but let's just say there's a line, and you're very near to crossing it. (The line is actually squiggly, so there are parts where you can go and not pass the line; however, if you were a few feet to the left you would be over the line. Anyway.) This wiki is public, thus, anyone can make the edits they desire. You seem to be keen on keeping the "facts" straight on ED, reverting edits referring to it in the past tense. Well, if you didn't know already, this wiki is dedicated to nonsense! The further from the truth, the better.

Anyway. I left Ben's edits because he's cool (loljk). But really, just because you disagree with someone's pointless point of view, it doesn't mean you can't let them touch articles that mean something to you.

Essentially, I'm saying lay off, not only because it makes people happy, but because I also have the power of the banhammer somewhere in my back pocket. Might have to remove the lint from it.

God, I suck at this administrator business. —rms talk 21:43, 13 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Also, I just saw that you removed a whole section from a talk page. That's a pretty big no-no, littlun'. Defend yourself before I ban you. —rms talk 21:46, 13 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Seeing as he also apparently removed a guy's comment on a forum (wasn't the nicest comment, but still), I banned him anyway. Although I really was kind of hoping you would for a change... I don't like banning him every single time. ~ Pointy.png 00:15, 14 Yoon 2011
You could have told me to ban him, you know. —rms talk 00:52, 14 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I honestly don’t care about the ED article, but I will say this: I’d rather it not look like an attack article. ED loves to get its lulz from people doing the “ed is soooo ghey i hate them they sux!” routine. Mars Cadbury 02:49, 14 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I'll do that next time. I just... enjoy it so. I'm sorry. I don'tknow what's come over me... ~ Pointy.png 07:39, 15 Yoon 2011

Hello[edit source]

How you been? --Frosty

Sorry.[edit source]

I've been a cantankorous smargle. I'll try to be less hard on you. ~ Pointy.png 01:00, 19 Yoon 2011

Congratulations![edit source]

You've won the following template:

Feel free to put this anywhere you want on your userpage. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy infodiscussioncontributionsenter the contest NOW!!!WTF?! Klingon IllogicopediaCaptain AnonymousTHE GRAFFITI WALL (beta version)IllogiNews: Snakes on a PlaneAn Article That Redirects To ItselfUnMDThe most important tutorial ever. 19:03, 23 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

I'm blocked from ED[edit source]

I don't care anyway, your website is full of retarded 12 year old children that like men's asses. I didn't even bother looking at my talkpage, knowing it would be redirected to goatse. Asshole. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:23, 27 Yoon 2011

Sodomy[edit source]

Sodomy, fellatio, cunnilingus, pederasty. Father, why do these words sound so nasty? Masturbation can be fun. Join the holy orgy Kama-Sutra, everyone!
I don't know why I just sang that. I'm just into the musical Hair right now. 'Course, you can find most of that on ED. Oh, and btw, I noticed your comment on the talkpage of my new sig, and I changed it accordingly so that each of my articles is reduced to an acronym.
~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy infodiscussioncontributionsWTFacronyms?! tlhPoodleC.A.T.G.W.CheesesSnakesRedirectUnMDHT:G.Y.F.T.G.T.F.A.F.Y. 07:32, Yoon 28 2011 (UTC)

Good sir[edit source]

I have blocked thee because of, once again, your behavior surrounding edits on the Encyclopedia Dramatica page. This is obvious. Too obvious, maybe. >_> I also banned you because i know you are an alien from outer space!

Just kidding. But really, just calm down for a second, will you. Enecyclopedia Daramtica doesn't appear to exist, but it might, and either way, the article is supposed to be illogical, so not all of the fats have to be entirely straight.

So what's the moral of the story? Respect others' edits, be courteous of them; don't go lashing out on users for something as silly willy as an ?pedia article. It's not really that big of a deal. (Neither is ED's image ¬_¬)

So cheers, and happy editing in three days. This happens again, and your ban will be much, much longer. —rms talk 16:35, 28 Yoon 2011 (UTC) founder arrested[edit source]

I’m sure you’ve probably already read about this, but just in case you haven’t:

Mars Cadbury 20:11, 1 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

And that was a cryin' shame, too. I hope he gets released, or not, I don't really care enough to comment. And all because he hosted some script kiddie's IRC server.... - Another n00b 20:18, 1 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Illogicopedia:Worst Article Ever[edit source]

Go ahead and nominate, vote, and emasculate, WAE is back in business!--Colonel Sanders 14:33, 2 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

WAE...[edit source]

... is back. Vote and nom whatever articles you think are worst. What do you think of this thing I wrote and self nommed it specifically for this competition?--Colonel Sanders 19:33, 13 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Lordship Granted[edit source]

Knight3.jpg Lordship Granted
The Right Honourable Island Monkey would like to congratulate you! He has granted you Lordship.

Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:47, 21 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

....Why thank you. I'll put that on my userpage. Quite a nice design. What was this for again? - Another n00b 20:27, 21 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

'scuse me[edit source]

Ya are talented with teh Youtubez, eh? Cause this has one that dunnt seem to work. Could you take a look when you can?--Colonel Sanders 22:06, 25 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Here's whats going on: When I'm making YouTube galleries, I want it to be compressed into one simple frame. I based my design on this here, but trying to interpret it's code into whatever format Illogicopedia uses is simply ridiculous. WHY FOR GODS SAKE CAN'T IT BE COMPRESSED INTO ONE SIMPLE USE OF THE <YOUTUBE> TAGS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! It may sound a bit confusing and not that bad, but when your doing something like this it's fucking bullshit it won't let you make a simple frame because of how the sites coded. I think someone who knows their code should be able to help us. I'm not angry at you, I'm angry at whoever the fuck coded it so something as simple as a frame template is near impossible to pull off correctly. - Another n00b 22:15, 25 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, mon! Sorry for spamming your page again. Did you realize I gave you sysop rights on Testr?--Colonel Sanders 22:22, 25 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Believe it or not, Smile.jpg has a plz account on deviantART.[edit source]

Here it is. That has to be the creepiest image anywhere. Don't make me look at it again (if you do I block ye). ~[thehappyspaceman] 19:47, 08/5/2011

Wanna come to Uncyc?[edit source]

But not the real Uncyc. My Uncyc. It's not the same, but it has a similar potato logo and I'm supreme overlord, not Chief whatshisface. Cheers!--Colonel Sanders 18:05, 14 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

For your contributions to Encyclopedia Dramatica/approved. Seeing as how you are an EDiot, you recapture most of the spirit of ED. ~[thehappyspaceman] 02:31, 08/19/2011

It annoys me...[edit source]

...that you took it upon yourself to remove my addition to the DYK section, Order seroquel 25mg cheap - seroquel tablets - seroquel coupon. In fact, I had been rather proud of the comment left on the article's talk page from Hindley. Are you still stuck in you old trolling habits? Or do you think somehow that your opinion counts more than some other ?pedia user? Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 16:08, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

I know illogicopedia's quality policies are pretty lax, but this is ridiculous! It looks like something from this article. I'm sorry about that, but I was half-expecting a "Jeff McSchneider" reference in the article. - Another n00b 16:28, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
The way you seem do go about doing things will not win you any affection. I'd suggest you try to be more neighborly. You are not the sole judge of the line that crosses the ridiculous. I still don't think you have a complete grasp of what ?pedia is. What it is not is a place to push your weight around. Seeing the chatter on this page, it seems that you have some self-control issues. Cheers! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 16:42, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Revert on DYK[edit source]

This site is poorly kept. That's why I have to resort to replacing spam Hamilton63 grunts out with political nonsense. These admins don't delete it, or block him, so what else am I to do? What's wrong with putting the redone pages on DYK?--Colonel Sanders 16:27, 11 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Request[edit source]

Please contribute to my article "100 Worst Situations to Get an Erection‎". --Gomphog 18:00, 6 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Award[edit source]

This user was
too bizarre and unfunny for Uncyclopedia,
  but Illogicopedia loves new users. 
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Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:23, 6 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

I think this message would of been better if you done it as soon as I got banned from uncyclopedia. I now don't have a care in the world, they could write hate mail for all I care. Though I am growing less and less fond of ED. But may I ask, are Magic Man, Lollipop and all the others still there? - Another n00b 20:02, 6 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Those two seem to be. Unfotunately. Don't tell them I said that. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png 00:51, 6 Novelniver 2011

Request[edit source]

Can you release some of your articles to the wild. We have 12,203 articles at the moment, release at least 4. That will help us to get to 8000. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:25, 30 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

So, remove them from the userspace to mainspace? sure can do. But I'm not too sure people will like them.... - Another n00b 08:01, 30 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Don't let your fears of Uncyclopedia get to you. Now where's them artcles? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 14:42, 31 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Invite to Big Brrother 2012[edit source]

Hows it goin', An. Noob. Would you be interested in becoming a contestant in Big Brrother 2012? I think I remember you asking me about the last one a few months back.

Big Brrother is Illogicopedia's only interactive Illogigame, that last reared its head in early 2008. As a celebration of 5 years of this wonderful wiki, the Big Brrother hoose is opening again in January 2012 for five new users to take part in delusional conversing, puzzling tasks and facing the weekly eviction. It's all a bit of fun, something to liven up the wiki and get rid of the Christmas hangover. Check out the vaguely informative promo video, article and blog post for more juicy details.

Thanks, and remember... Big Brother is always watching you (though you should probably tell someone about that, legally that's classed as stalking)--Ben Blade 12:41, 5 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

Yes, I would wish to join. Thank you for asking! - Another n00b 12:46, 5 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

Mr Pedantic says...[edit source]

You have a typo in the title for your newest creation. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:31, 8 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

Yes, but the rest of the article is spelled correctly, isn't it? - Another n00b 19:38, 8 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)
I don't mean the start, I mean the title. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:54, 9 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

<3[edit source]

Sometimes I really like you. ~ Pointy.png 17:44, 24 Novelniver 2011

Congratulations! Qaplá'![edit source]

It would be my honor to be your new stepfather announce your image for being featured on the front page of petaQ'a'pedia! May you have honor and lots of bloodwine! I'd recommend 2273-- a good year for bloodwine. My Name Is Kırby/My Name Is Earl - herp-derp I did <insert name here>'s mom! 05:50, 3 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)

The Big Brrother Hoose is now open![edit source]

The time has come! So get in there, unpack your suitcase and start appealing to the Illogicopedian public - 'cause your coffee is getting cold...--Ben Blade 13:41, 1 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

You've been evicted...[edit source]

--Ben Blade 23:33, 13 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)

You're back...[edit source]


Now then. Welcome back to Illogicopedia, Hypster Hipster Another_n00b. - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2013-02-05T03:12

Nice to see this site isn't dead yet. Glad to see you again.

Say, what is with that link you've sent me? -- Another n00b (talk) 17:42, 5 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

oh wow[edit source]

tis Another n00b. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:54, 6 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

Are you surprised to see me? I've been doing other things so I haven't had the time to be here, but now I've got everything sorted I'll come back here every now and then. Nice to see that everyone's still here, after all this time! But it is really good to just be seeing you on here as well. -- Another n00b (talk) 01:57, 7 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

Recovery[edit source]

I see it worked this time! :) Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:59, 8 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)