XY Private File Collection III: No More Of This Nonsense. I Might Be Leaving Soon.

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Highlights of teh Archive: I get an award, I get an anime trailer, I get advice, I get African-American slurs, I get knocked down... wait that doesn't start with A.

You may stick this[edit source]

...on your user page, if you like. Cheers! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 03:19, 14 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Nice. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 03:46, 14 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
Glad you like it. Will you join the faith of Zimizmizm? One more convert and I get a free sandwich at Filthy Bob's. No, seriously... I'm not looking for converts. I don't want to have sex with you or your pets, either. I hope I've put your mind at ease. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 04:00, 14 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
(a) Maybe. (b) What type of sandwich. (c) Good, that would make you a bestial pedophile. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 04:01, 14 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
Hah! I like your sense of humor. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 04:20, 14 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
So is it a sense-of-humo(u)r sandwich for $5.00 at Bob's? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 04:20, 14 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
WTF IS HAPPENIN 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:41, 15 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
I got my 3,000th edit. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 04:01, 15 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
... 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 05:17, 15 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
Ellipsis? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 01:56, 22 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

This can't be real[edit source]

Pass the gyoza. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 13:08, 28 Octodest 2015 (UTC) ^
NEURAL GENOCIDE! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:08, 29 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

THE BRITISH ARE COMING! Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 04:52, 30 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Those IPs are a real pain in the arse.[edit source]

Where the hell are the admins when you need them most!? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:23, 10 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Asleep. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:41, 10 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)
The Neverending War of Illogia. I fought bravely, and so did Legoktm. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 05:00, 10 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)
Don't think it's over people. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 05:01, 10 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)
Wait -- we have admins here? Snarglefoop (talk) 04:30, 19 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

A game I'm working on.[edit source]

It's sorta like The Maze, except it's supposed to be more... creepy. Can you give me a few tips on how to progress? I'd really appreciate it. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 22:10, 26 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Yes. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:35, 26 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

I wanna get rid of the (contents [show]) thing but I don't know how. PLZ XY007 TELL ME HOW TO GET RID OF IT! --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

I don't think you can. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:09, 1 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
You don't think I can? Please tell me how to get the (contents [show]) thing off my userpage just like The Bard. --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)
Use __NOTOC__ Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:55, 1 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
Thanks --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

Ergh[edit source]

I don't know but... yeah.

Uncyc.

(*combusts*)

I'm just experiencing a sort of Internet-culture shock. MAYBE I SHOULD GET OUT OF THERE. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:03, 8 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

I don't myself know what to say. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:04, 8 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
Interesting... 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:11, 8 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
Hmm... Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:15, 8 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Hi[edit source]

Why aren't you active? --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

I'm just not sure what to write next. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 08:33, 12 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

You fucking attention whore ;-)[edit source]

Why did you suddenly strike out an old convo on my talk page. Lol that was kinda cute tbh...but why did you do that? ^_^ Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 22:05, 16 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

For the lulz. Basically. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 23:34, 16 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
;-) Lord Assbutt the Fourth |Talk to meh|BOINC! 12:04, 17 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
YUS. ME AM PUTIN CYKA BLYAT CYKA BLYAT ATTENTION WHORE --Xx_V14d1m1r_Pu71n_xX Face PNG5669.png
Eh? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:56, 1 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

A possible response to the Syrian refugee crisis[edit source]

R A D I O H E A D  !

I needed to listen to it about 30 times before i could share it with anybody else on Illogia. ENjoi! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:28, 6 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Finally, someone realised my talk page is still here. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:42, 6 Aym 2016 (UTC)

A Finnish guy's name[edit source]

Are you, mayhaps, referring to this fellow currently writing to you? --Dokktrott Ausenbeier Mitfonnakk (make an appointment) 06:57, 17 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Yes. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 07:34, 17 Aym 2016 (UTC)
It's how you write it. "Cue-oh-lee-oi-nen". Or just call me Kuolio for short (cue-oh-leo). Got it now? --Dokktrott Ausenbeier Mitfonnakk (make an appointment) 17:04, 17 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Well, at least it's not an Icelandic letter. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:51, 17 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Icelandic? Icelandic!? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:29, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Coincidence = flesh wound. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 02:23, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
So you're saying that THIS is a flesh wound? (You'll see what I mean.) 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:28, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
No, but this is. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 02:30, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
And that is exactly why you should vote for my amazing article. Please!?!?!? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:23, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)

You mean at least it's not THIS!? (which is pronounced 'thorn' by the by) --Dokktrott Ausenbeier Mitfonnakk (make an appointment) 08:12, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Yes. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 08:14, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Hah! Try reading me now! --> Kuu-olio,oi!_Nenä. (bamla) 14:22, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Some friendly advice. Literally.[edit source]

Don't try to reach for some kind of perfection or permanence in your life. No such things exist and are thus complete and utter fool's errands. Don't give a damn about your failures, because we'll all die anyway. Instead give the hugest damn about your successes, because our days here are limited. Kuu-olio's five commandments: make art, have sex, eat well, get high, speak out! Want to really grind the gears of our leaders with a giant monkey wrench thrown in? DO NOT WORK. DO NOT CONSUME. Xpand your knowledge, Xplore yourself by Xperimenting with things to gain unique Xperiences. Also, whether or not there's a god up there... live as fulfilling of a life you can so that you regret nothing even if you go to hell. Also, remember to hug people. It's healthy both to the hugger and huggee. --Kuu-olio,oi!_Nenä. (bamla) 10:00, 20 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Eh?! Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 04:09, 22 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Pay reverence to my word, XY. Or don't. Your choice. --Kuu-olio,oi!_Nenä. (bamla) 14:20, 22 Aym 2016 (UTC)
"Also, whether or not there's a god up there... live as fulfilling of a life you can so that you regret nothing even if you go to hell." Hedonism, much? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:12, 24 Aym 2016 (UTC)
Littenism. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:58, 24 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Strictly speaking we're all hedonists by heart, but whether or not your life consists of hedones, fulfill it. If it's hedones you seek, go right ahead. If it's something else, fill your life with that. Stoic seriousness is just as good. --Kuu-olio,oi!_Nenä. (bamlabonja) 14:15, 24 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Ska-lelujah![edit source]

Somebody other than me and a new user is on Illogicopedia after activity seems to have ceased for 3 1/2 days! Happy hunting on Pokemon Go! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 23:44, 10 Jumbly 2016 (UTC)

I found a Pidgey already. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:27, 11 Jumbly 2016 (UTC)

Everything was fine, I thought[edit source]

Until I discovered the fact that you're on ED!!! How can you possibly not be befuckled by a website with potential viruses and adware and more fuckery than /b/ on a summer weekend!? How!? Smell? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:37, 28 Ergust 2016 (UTC) Maybe it's because it gave you eye cancer.

Because it's illogical. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 10:34, 28 Ergust 2016 (UTC)
I've looked at ED a few times, but not any more. A few minutes browsing ED, and then I'm stuck in the bathroom applying eye bleach for the rest of the day. It's not worth it. (And besides that, my popup blocker got a hernia last time I was there and I was left peering at my screen through a wad of Ace bandages until it healed up.) Snarglefoop (talk) 18:58, 25 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)
Well, since I haven't edited there for 3 months... Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:42, 25 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)
Just don't. Go to a less cancerous site, such as 4chan. Or do something whilst listening to Dream Theater. I would also recommend listening to Tool since you like Dream Theater. And Opeth. And maybe even Meshuggah if you want something with mind-bendingly complex rhythmic dissonance and time signatures. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:22, 3 Octodest 2016 (UTC)
I was subscribed to their MAILING LIST. Uh. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:51, 3 Octodest 2016 (UTC)

cuck has returned[edit source]

I AM BACK Xx_V14d1m1r_Pu71n_xX Face PNG5669.png 1337yB1rd 101 (talk) 20:26, 19 Octodest 2016 (UTC)

He's also evil. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:09, 19 Octodest 2016 (UTC)
>cuck has returned
From what I distinctly recall, cucking merely perpetuates more cucking. RIP. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:04, 20 Octodest 2016 (UTC)

semen[edit source]

LOOK OUT! BEHIND YOu. It's eggs. All of the eggs. Small eggs, big eggs, small eggs again. The eggs are changing, our Gregs are believers. Every Greg is a believer. A believer of something. Maybe something large. MAybe something within its own Greg. LOOK OUT! IT's still here. Don't turn around. Or it will know that I know. Honestly I don't know, but it will think I do. Please for the love of Donald, don't DON'T YELL AT MY MOTHER.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 01:24, 3 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

FFS Fonch. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:10, 4 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

Weird videos[edit source]

I don't understand your "Dream Theatre" video. It doesn't do anything. 24 minutes, and nothing happened.
Nothing at all.
Is that one of those weird "videos" (Latin or Greek or Slomish or something for "thing-that-you-watch", right?) that's actually not a "video" at all, but rather an "audio" (Roman for "thing-that-you-hear")? Should I try to find a pair of speakers and try "watching" it again, this time with my ears?
Or is it just supposed to be, you know, illogical?
Snarglefoop (talk) 03:11, 4 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

It's audio. Music, even. But DT doesn't make music videos, so their songs are usually exceedingly boring if you don't want to listen. If you want something with a video, listen to something else. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 05:32, 4 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
@Snarglefoop There's always edgy videos like these. However, I suggest you turn down your volume
What was the question? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 05:43, 4 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

Since you people like your, uh, memes, or whatever it is you kids call 'em these days[edit source]

Do you (or that other guy, or anyone else who wants to join) wanna help me out with a few nudges to write a reasonable article about a terrible show (ie. The Nutshack)? Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 01:55, 10 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

Fine. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 07:28, 10 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

1066 -- Are you sure???[edit source]

Seriously laughed at that. Stole it. Used it on FB. Used it on my user page here. Still chuckling. Snarglefoop (talk) 04:32, 19 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

It's true. I don't know even why, it just is. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 05:12, 19 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

When you listen to teh mewzik sujeshtinz[edit source]

Do you use YouTube (if so, the mobile app version or the original desktop version?), a streaming service (Spotify, Apple Music, Tidal, etc.), or do you actually take the time and money to purchase the album suggested (it's possible!)? I need to know so I can adjust how my suggestions are made since I've been meaning to provide YouTube links to make the process easier for you. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:40, 28 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

Seeing as I don't have much money at the moment, I mostly just used the YouTube links. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 07:27, 28 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)


MILDLY OFFENSIVE AFRICAN AMERICAN SLUR[edit source]

Hey XY when in the African American Slur did I win the Armstrong award? tell me now mildly offensive slur Xx_V14d1m1r_Pu71n_xX Face PNG5669.png 1337yB1rd 101 (talk)

December '15. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:04, 6 Ditzimber 2016 (UTC)

Welcome[edit source]

Thank you! Illogico! Illogically? 15:50, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Mink. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:03, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)
My first article, what do you think? Illogico! Illogically? 23:59, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Is it a real wiki that you're writing about? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:27, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Yes, it's a real wiki Illogico! Illogically? 00:33, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Is it bad or good? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:34, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)
As well? Illogico! Illogically? 00:40, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)
I wish I could speak Portuguese. Then I would edit that wiki. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:40, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)
I speak Portuguese! Illogico! Illogically? 00:44, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)
I don't. [1] Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:46, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Good! You are happy! Happy! Illogico! Illogically? 00:53, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Is the wiki in English? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:54, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)

No! Have other versions, example: Encyclopedia Dramatica Illogico! Illogically? 00:56, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Oh. Right. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:59, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)
malucopedia.org/wiki/Illogicopedia translate for english... read everything! Illogico! Illogically? 05:00, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 07:08, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Mascot[edit source]

Does Illogicopedia have a mascot? Illogico! Illogically? 14:41, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)

We have a mascot (banana), and a Wiki-tan. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:57, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)
The banana is really cool, much better than onion,garlic or watermelon, right? Felis Lupis is crazy? Illogico! Illogically? 03:12, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)
No. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:13, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)
What, he keeps sending me nonsense messages, I do not understand... Bananas Illogico! Illogically? 03:16, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)
It's supposed to be a nonsense wiki. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:28, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)

So can I charge him? Hmmm... Interesting... Illogico! Illogically? 03:36, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)

How much? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:37, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Total! Hard to explain! Illogico! Illogically? 12:52, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Can you actually speak English, instead of using Google Translate? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:18, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC) Hi in brazilian, hehe Hi in using Google Translate... Have a chicken, dead chicken Illogico! Illogically? 00:40, 9 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Chicken. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:55, 9 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Dead chicken, dead you! What rollback my edit in my discusion Illogico! Illogically? 01:14, 9 Arche 2017 (UTC)

You don't undo people's edits for no reason. If you can't act sensibly, then maybe you shouldn't be here after all. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:16, 9 Arche 2017 (UTC)

What the fuck?[edit source]

Your are a crazy? MySurpriseIsYou! (talk) 01:18, 9 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Oh dear, is this another Wikinet person? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:19, 9 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Yes! We were summoned to edit this wiki, we are brazilian and we use translator MySurpriseIsYou! (talk) 01:24, 9 Arche 2017 (UTC)
OK, but please don't spam pages. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:29, 9 Arche 2017 (UTC)

CHECK BR[edit source]

CHECK OR CHECK BRAZILIANS NO HAVE CRAZYS, FELIS LUPIS+ILLOGICO=CRAZY YOUR ARE A CRAZY - FUCKMAN Illogico! Illogically? 00:29, 14 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Eh?! Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:37, 14 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Yes! Felis Lupis is crazy and fuckman! Illogico! Illogically? 03:04, 14 Arche 2017 (UTC)
No, mr-ex777 is dead. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:07, 14 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Your are a FuckMan Illogico! Illogically? 00:01, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Is a Fuckman a paying position? Because I'm looking for a part time gig writing code, but Fuckman sounds like it would be interesting. Is there health insurance? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 12:45, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Health insurance? Yes! Illogico! Illogically? 12:58, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Zalgo[edit source]

Y̷̧̢̲̳͙͈̻̘̑̅͒̓̎̃͂͆͑̀̊̅ơ̸̡̮͍̬̼̝̩̺͔̳͎͋̎̎͛u̸͔̦͈̰̜̠̗̤̮̦̯͛̄̋̐̋̎͌͋̅͒̔͌̈́͋̋'̷̨̛͎͓̹͙̞͙̬̦̠̘͐́̎̅́͒͌͌͜r̵̳͉͉̯̜͖̱̹̖̪̉̈́̅̈̑͑̿̔͜͝ê̶͐̂͜ ̷̨̡͔͙̳͈̭̬̤͒̆̍̔̄̅͗̆͜ͅd̸̨̼̹̩̬͖̯̎̈́͆̏̅̑̉͋̇̂ǫ̴̨͓̬̳̲͒̀̀͂̈͋̄͗̏̉̏͘͝ȉ̶͚͕̪̖̞̜͈̠͙͉̲̾̽̃̅͝ņ̸̙̣̥̼̈́̔̋̇̐͋̓́̔̐̍͐͘͠g̷͍̘̠̯̼͖̠̙̲̥̤̜̙̉̈͐̽̈́ ̷̧̢͇̜͍̫͈̱̻̰͙̩̔͗͌i̷̧̨̨̡͍̬̠̥̲̺̠̱̎̆͌̆̏́͗͜t̸̡̡̨̠̠̩̯̲̦̞̠̯̄̾̓̈́̏͒͆́̅̑̾͠͠ ̴̭̫͙̃w̶͖͓͎̱͉̰̥̭͇̐͌ŕ̸̨̧̡̢̘̤̖̱̪̐̋̏̎͗̽͆̌͐͐̌̍͝͠ͅơ̸̘̩͉͖̌͂͑̌͊̋͐̂̃n̸̢̰͚̗̘͍̭̲͆͑̍̊̀̂͂̾̽̚ͅg̵̨̢̲̩͕̖̫̙̻̘̽.̵̡̹͇̘͈̣̼̻̙̘̰̤͖̝̘̉̿̏͋̐͛̂̕͝

N̷̘̝͓̞͍̲̭̹̞̳̟͚̩̽̇̈́̀͑̎̿͂̆͘̕ę̴̪͙̖̺̘̙͚̥͇͕͛̂̈́̀̉͐̍ḙ̸͔̦̳̥͍͉̪̹̺̪̫̝̔̽̔̊̈́͋̈́́͒͠͝d̴̨̢̨̞͓̩͈͈̹̝̰̣̭͚́̂̾̍̇͠ͅs̶̫͇̝̥͈͈̘̮̮̦̩͈͔͛̓̋̂̏͂͂͂̔̏̕̕͜ͅ ̸̢̛͇̭̻̯͇̙̲̱͖͊̃͋́́̊ͅm̴̪̲̄̈́͗̈́͒͋͗̑͘͜͝͝ö̷̰͈̘̻̻̖͉̣̥̦̟͆͗̈̋͗̄̇́͜͝͠͝͝r̵̰̝̦̫͍̥̮̯͗̀̈́̔͋̆̈́͊̊͛͑͋͠è̵̡̬̟̱͇̗̘̻̳̬̗̣̼̈́͑̓͐̍̈́̾̾̿̕͘ ̶͔̥̽̈́̏d̵̺͉̟̽̀̀̀̈́̏̕͠ͅi̴̟͚̲̐͐͂́̒͆͗̒̋̊a̸͚̮̹̿͊͜c̸̛̩̯̱͈̃̓̈̈́̍͛̊̕̚͠͠͠ṟ̷̛̱̟̗̘̥̣̿͌̾̎ͅi̴̧̲͍̼̼̩̣̓̏̈́̏͑̒̓͒̉̎̎̓̔̕t̶̬͓͍͚̬̲̘̃̑̓̎̊͑͛͐̐̓̕͝i̴̲̯̲͋̅̆̑̾͐̾́̎́̂̍̓͘͘ç̸̧̳̣̝̗͔̟̠̥̳͓̯̮̜͊̈́̃͑͂̀́͘s̷̨̝͗͐̌͝.̸͎̗̳̺̳̬̗͕̕Cg098 (talk) 03:16, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)


This is CAPTCHA? Oohhh! Illogico! Illogically? 03:54, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
ġêĤħë♥৳₡¤¤₮រ៍ីូូួើណឩុ្ឳើ. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) ᧮ 1925 ම 15 ఛ 3 জ 2017.
Y**o**u**r A**r**e a C**r**a**z**y**! Illogico! Illogically? 13:38, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
It's you are crazy, not you are a crazy. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:54, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Whatever, I am Illogico, and articles I will create! Illogico! Illogically? 22:08, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Small stuff like that is unimportant. N̷̘̝͓̞͍̲̭̹̞̳̟͚̩̽̇̈́̀͑̎̿͂̆͘̕ę̴̪͙̖̺̘̙͚̥͇͕͛̂̈́̀̉͐̍ḙ̸͔̦̳̥͍͉̪̹̺̪̫̝̔̽̔̊̈́͋̈́́͒͠͝d̴̨̢̨̞͓̩͈͈̹̝̰̣̭͚́̂̾̍̇͠ͅs̶̫͇̝̥͈͈̘̮̮̦̩͈͔͛̓̋̂̏͂͂͂̔̏̕̕͜ͅ ̸̢̛͇̭̻̯͇̙̲̱͖͊̃͋́́̊ͅm̴̪̲̄̈́͗̈́͒͋͗̑͘͜͝͝ö̷̰͈̘̻̻̖͉̣̥̦̟͆͗̈̋͗̄̇́͜͝͠͝͝r̵̰̝̦̫͍̥̮̯͗̀̈́̔͋̆̈́͊̊͛͑͋͠è̵̡̬̟̱͇̗̘̻̳̬̗̣̼̈́͑̓͐̍̈́̾̾̿̕͘ ̶͔̥̽̈́̏d̵̺͉̟̽̀̀̀̈́̏̕͠ͅi̴̟͚̲̐͐͂́̒͆͗̒̋̊a̸͚̮̹̿͊͜c̸̛̩̯̱͈̃̓̈̈́̍͛̊̕̚͠͠͠ṟ̷̛̱̟̗̘̥̣̿͌̾̎ͅi̴̧̲͍̼̼̩̣̓̏̈́̏͑̒̓͒̉̎̎̓̔̕t̶̬͓͍͚̬̲̘̃̑̓̎̊͑͛͐̐̓̕͝i̴̲̯̲͋̅̆̑̾͐̾́̎́̂̍̓͘͘ç̸̧̳̣̝̗͔̟̠̥̳͓̯̮̜͊̈́̃͑͂̀́͘s̷̨̝͗͐̌͝.̸͎̗̳̺̳̬̗͕̕ LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 23:43, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)


Firstly, getting better, XY. Secondly, I would have said that you are a crazy sounds better, but it's gotten so old that I never want to hear those four words again. Cg098 (talk) 01:50, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)
That is correct. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:56, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Permission to create a similarly named account. Illogico! Illogically? 04:29, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Granted. Denied. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:06, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Please don't vandalise with XY010. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:25, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Sorry[edit source]

Hi, today Luiz (probably creator of the sock) came to my house for dinner, he seemed very excited about something, left the table earlier and said he would use my computer to "help" the league, I stayed there eating, when I finished, He was already leaving, we talked a little and he was, when I go back to my room, I see a browser window opened in Illogicopedia (which he edited from his house), I found it strange because we had only played video games and not There was the guest to edit here, when I looked, he had created an account imitating his name and said to take revenge on me, I found it very strange, he would not have touched on it tonight, disappointment, I apologize for the undue, Personally with him tomorrow, Hugs Illogico! Illogically? 02:10, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

'Kay, so it was your sock? Don't use it again though, I've asked Gruntled to block it. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 02:47, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)
No! Louis LOL (Luiz) came to my house and took

advantage of my absence to vandalize with sock on my computer. Ask Louis to block it too. Illogico! Illogically? 03:02, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Louis can't block XY010, 'cause he's not an admin. Gruntled, however, is one. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:42, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Google Google I said the Louis LOL (sockmaster) should also be blocked Illogico! Illogically? 03:54, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Right. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 08:27, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Tanks[edit source]

That's how my dad pronounced "thanks". Thanks for helping rotate the feature. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 02:22, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

It is with pride that we invite you to be a member of league! Even if you are a brazilian! You must learn to speak at least one word of the Portuguese language! Thanks in advance! Illogico! Illogically? 04:12, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Invitation[edit source]

It is with pride that we invite you to be a member of league! Even if you are a brazilian! You must learn to speak at least one word of the Portuguese language! Thanks in advance! Illogico! Illogically? 04:12, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

OK, brasileiro. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 05:01, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)
What do you expect? Go there and put your signature

on the list of non-Brazilian members. Illogico! Illogically? 13:33, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

OK IM ANGRY WHY IS THERE NO ARTICLE ABOUT RODRICK HEFFLEY HES HOT 1337yB1rd 101 (talk) 04:42, 23 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Wait, what? Why do you torment me so, evil spirits of 1337yB1rd? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 08:16, 23 Arche 2017 (UTC)
RODRICK IS TRASH! GREGORY IS BIG! Illogico! Illogically? 13:09, 23 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Oh right, you're referring to Diary of a Wimpy Kid? But why? Is it for the illogic? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 04:56, 24 Arche 2017 (UTC)
The pages of he first book smell funny. All the rest are strangely paper-scented. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 05:55, 24 Arche 2017 (UTC)
I don't really notice the smell of books. To me, all books smell like paper. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 08:24, 24 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Yes! Diary of Wimpy Kid, here in Brazil is "Diário de um Banana", I like this series, I have all the books! It a fun! Illogico! Illogically? 13:20, 24 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Do you have any books about English grammar? I think you should go back and revise. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:41, 24 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Email sent. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 05:22, 31 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I thought that the point was, not to give me a music video, but to save somebody for BB17. I'll assume you want to save yourself? If so, done. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:17, 31 Arche 2017 (UTC)