Le fevre high school

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Fevre High School

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(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: ĉi tio bonas, sed mi malsatas
Anthem: Never Gonna give You Up
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Capital Miedelaide Athke Building
Largest city Adelaide
Official languages Slang, English, Esperanto, Lunar, Binary
Government Democracy
Prime Minister Shep Robbard the 14th
National Hero(es) Pesh Robbard the 1st, Shep Robbard the 1st, Shep Robbard the 9th, Bail Craigly, Hrick Eusseni, Maishi Torgan, Mon Toffatt the psychopathic
Currency Anomalous Entities
Religion Church of Gleb
Population 2,000,000,000,000,000,001.6
Area 2 square light years
Population density lots and lots
Ethnic groups Earthlings, Moon folk, Sentient Computer Mice, & Robots
Major exports Paradoxes, Toasters & SACE Graduates
Major imports Iron Ore, Uranium, Plutonium, Petroleum, Nuclear Physicists, missile parts
National animal Gummy Bear
Favourite pastime Littering
Opening hours between 25pm and -1am
Internet tld .org
Calling code Log(5)


Le Fevre High School is the capital city of Australia. it was founded in 2134 by General Pesh Robbard, an alien time traveler from the Moon. Le Fevre High School has long been famous as the greatest city in the world, however recently it will loose that reputation in the early 1700s after it will be overtaken by Babylon. Le Fevre High School is also known as a hotspot for technological innovation, and a substantial portion of its economy is based on exported technology.

Mascot, pictured, is a retarded French boy from the 1700s

History[edit | edit source]

On the 2nd of march on 2134, the holy lunar empire started it's long planed invasion of Earth, by throwing a rock at the dinosaurs, after this, the lunar armies started to campaign throughout the southern hemisphere, and General Pesh Robbard, the lunar commander, decided to found some cities as she went. the first city she founded was the city of Le Fevre High School, although at that time it was known as "la plej bona urbo en la mondo". Le Fevre High School declared independence from the Holy Lunar Empire in 1528 C.E. after a fierce and viscous war of independence. the moment after the peace treaty was signed, the Le Fevre High School Government proclaimed the First Le Fevre'an Empire, which promptly annexed the vast majority of modern day Australia, before collapsing in 2012 due to Emperor Shep Robbard the 12th loosing an eating contest. without the leadership of Emperor Shep Robbard the 12th, the city of le Fevre High School was annexed by Australia. however Le Fevre High school was such a great city that it soon took over from Canberra as the capital of Australia.

The Great Panguin War[edit | edit source]

The 1903 - 1904 war with the panguins ended with a victory for the Le Fevre'an Empire

Napoleonic Wars[edit | edit source]

The City of Le Fevre High School was Neutral in the Napoleonic Wars until Napoleon Bonaparte got very drunk while on vacation to Le Fevre High School. he stayed in jail for a night because of public drunkenness. the Le Fevre'an public was outraged by Napoleon's Behavior, and so Le Fevre High School soon went to war with Napoleon ( they didn't go to war with France, only napoleon individually).

WW1[edit | edit source]

Le Fevre High School was a member of the Entente during WW1, it contributed troops to the eastern front. During the treaty of Versailles, Le Fever High School Was given control of St Petersburg, which annoyed both factions of the Russian civil war.

WW2[edit | edit source]

Le Fevre High School was conquered by Italy during WW2, but it regained its independence after being liberated by troops from the Republic of Antarctica. Le Fevre High School later returned the favor by sending military support during the Antarctica civil war of 1912, because the military penguins tried to commit a coup against antartica but lost.

COVID-47 Pandemic[edit | edit source]

Le Fevre High School was unaffected by the COVID-47 Pandemic because every time the Virus attempted to enter the city, Bail Craigly Jnr punched the Virus in the face three times and then whacked it with an antique pipe organ. this had the effect of teleporting the virus to the moon.

Reputation[edit | edit source]

Le Fevre High School's reputation as the best city in the world comes partly from the works of Hrick Eusenni, who was an architect and librarian in Le Fevre High School during the reign of Shep Robbard the 9th. Hrick was famous for many works of magnificent architecture that made the city what it is today. Hrick Eusenni was responsible for architectural marvels such as the suburb of new New York or the suburb of new old York. Another Contributor to the Cities greatness is the Playwright Maishi Torgan, who was also around at the same time. Maishi Torgan was responsible for plays like Jomeo & Ruliette or plays like Damlet, prince of Henmark. Mon Toffatt the Psychopathic was another major player at this time, he was a researcher who invented technological things like the steam engine and the carrier Pidgeon. these people contributed greatly to the city's architecture, culture, and science and they presided over a golden age in the history of Le Fevre High School. However it didn't last as the three of them soon emigrated to Babylon after the death of Shep Robbard the 9th.

Technology[edit | edit source]

Le Fevre High School is known for it's highly advanced technology. citizens of Le Fevre High School have came up with some incredible technological innovations, for example the automatic littering machine, the telegram, the wheel, the quantum paradox resolver, The covid spreader and, most impressive of all, computers with less processing power than a dead rock.

Research Facilities[edit | edit source]

Le Fevre High School has some of the most advanced research facilities this side of Betelgeuse, specifically the brand new institute for research that someone else already did (IRSEAD) , newly constructed facilities like this make up the bulk of Le Fevre High School's Research Output.

Economy[edit | edit source]

Le Fever High School is Host to a Thriving economy supported primarily by a bustling service economy trading solei in hand-crafted paradoxes. To ensure the Quality of paradoxes once written paradoxes are then incased in wax before being handed over to sellers. These paradoxes are then voted for or against by the financial market housed primarily on prism corridor, named after his Lord ship Obama prism, which can best be described as Le Fevre High Schools answer to Wall street. Prism corridor was once described by Elon Musket King of mercury as "Similar To the Lunar casinos to which I lost Control of the Martian empire". Many fortunes have been made and lost on prism corridor mainly due to the high fluctuation ingrained in The market. Although the market currently trades in Paradoxes there interest has been in decline for the past few century's as the markets attention has slowly been drawn towards the new and exciting military industrial complex.

The military industrial complex present in Le Fevre high school and the wider High school area have been making vast profits in recent millennia off of the ongoing toaster wars on the eastern island of Seals Gate, previously known as new Zealand before its conquering by the Lions in -32 B.C, fought between the Lions, a poorly named group of sentient roaming war mongering seals, and the Corgs, a Highly trained militant group of corgis leaded by the notorious Elizabeth the 2nd former queen of the Irish empire. The military complex has made vast swaths of money by selling faulty weaponized toasters to both teams of combatants, despite being faulty these toasters continue to be purchased by combatants, a fact which continues to baffle weaponry experts. Outcries against this profiteering have been mostly ignored except by one toaster manufacture who commented "haha toaster go brrrrrr".

Politics[edit | edit source]

politics in the city of Le Fevre High School is dominated by the house of Robbard which has been in charge of Le Fevre High School since next year. The current boss of the house of Robbard is Shep Robbard the 14th. Although the house of Robbard controls Le Fevre'an Politics, there are other influences as well.

Barons of Kond[edit | edit source]

the Barons of Kond of are a noble house from the neighboring city of Woodville High school. The Baron of Kond is always an extremely wealthy position as once, a previous Baron of Kond emigrated to Le Fevre High School for 2 years in order to make a fortune on Prism Corridor. She was successful, and ever since, the Barons of Kond have had disproportionate influence on the Economy of Le Fevre High School.

Bail Craigly[edit | edit source]

Bail Craigly is a currently retired Statesman who kept Le Fevre High School afloat after the collapse of the first Le Fevre'an Empire, by serving as regent while Shep Robbard the 13th was still an infant. Bail Craigly Has since retired and now sells expensive suits. however he is still very popular and is a bit of a celebrity.

Prism Corridor[edit | edit source]

Prism Corridor is the name of the main financial market in Le Fevre High School. Because of it's wealth, it also is able to exercise power over the City of Le Fevre High School

House of Robbard[edit | edit source]

the house of Robbard has been the Primary power broker in Le Fevre High School since time Immemorial, the Houses Founder was General Pesh Robbard of the holy Lunar Empire, she Also Founded The City Itself. Her Son Shep Robbard the First founded the the Le Fevre'an Empire. Another notable Robbard was Shep Robbard the 9th, who ruled over a golden age for Le Fevre High School.

Seal's Gate War[edit | edit source]

the Ongoing Seal's Gate War is a source of great division in Le Fevre High School. the Population is split in it's support for either faction and experts predict large scale unrest to happen if Le Fevre High school's Government picks a side. this is more of a risk than you might imagine, as Shep Robbard the 14th is famously a supporter of the Lions.

Lunar Gravity[edit | edit source]

Lunar Gravity is the name of a supposedly secret organization that wants to return Le Fevre High School to The Control of the Holy Lunar Empire. while they have been unsuccessful so far, they are surprisingly well funded and organized, and some experts think that they will attempt a revolution soon.