Confess to Monsignor Peaches Archive 04
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NEW COMMENTS AT THE BOTTOM PLEASE[edit | edit source]
Speak slowly into the microphone, please.
Due to the current existential crisis, Gruntled requests that you speak directly into the microphone, slowly and clearly. Misanthropic badger fantasies have been negatively affecting his Batmoose apperceptive recursional processing. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:45, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Nileism[edit | edit source]
It's important we stay shy of the Cabal? Join the ism party XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:58, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- My wife came up with the first definition. I'm so lucky I married such a psychopath! 04:06, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- BTW can you show me some of Frunobulax's artwork that reflects her status as an apostate Roman Catholic? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 06:41, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- /me shuffles off with phone in hand to the back yard... 15:50, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- I was going to go in the back yard and take a pic of her latest turd, but I realized I was high, and maybe I'd better think about this. Depression being the better part of malice... um... sorry, still high. Which is fine, because being high is fun, and feels good... and makes me write nonsense... or not... anyway, as a daily medical marijuana user, I have become acclimated to the "head" effects of weed long ago, such that the effects are to alleviate symptoms I would otherwise suffer. So, if I get high 5 times a year, it's a high number... see what I did there? So, having realized I was high, I wisely reconsidered my idea to photograph a dog turd for your or anyone else's benefit. Thank me.
- /me shuffles off with phone in hand to the back yard... 15:50, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- BTW can you show me some of Frunobulax's artwork that reflects her status as an apostate Roman Catholic? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 06:41, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- No, I am afraid Frunobulax has no artwork to display. However, the apostasy of my dog is more complex than one might assume. You see, I was raised in the Church and am myself am considered an apostate. By the transitive property of transubstantiation, she being legally my dog, she herself is an apostate. Therefore, in lieu of appropriate artwork, I have presented you with the logical argument which proves my thesis.
- If you're taking marijuana, even medical, don't use a phone. /me notes this... XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:47, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
ED[edit | edit source]
They are rapidly insulting me, like they do everyone else. I can't name any pages, but I was on the site last night and they said 'XY007' was a 'madman who stalked several users on RationalWiki, who fears the guts of Conservapedia, who believes 4chan should be eradicated'. They also said I 'swore allegiance to Tvtropes' which I did, and also apparently I cannot be trusted with any website because I am 'a trust-violating 13-year-old'. Ignore all this nonsense, it is a lie. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:01, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Uh... ok? 04:22, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- OK. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 05:18, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
The Polish have landed[edit | edit source]
I couldn't help but wonder how you manage to make those neat and fancy comics of yours (of the style used on IllogicoHaiku and some other pages). Do you use a generator or draw them yourself? ~ Good tidings! ~ 09:47, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Tlim tlim tlim; get the foot odor. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 09:49, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- I use Stripgeneraor.com. A nice group over there.If you mention me there, please be nice. It took me years of power meditation to get them to like me. Cheers! 15:19, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Link spam[edit | edit source]
Note I can't add a link to my ED account because it catches the spam filter. You'd think 7 months and close to 1000 edits would let me bypass the filter, but noh! XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 10:17, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- I have a severe allergy to dickbags, asswipes, self-important cunts, weaselly douche bags and others of that elk. Thus, I haven't an interest in ED. Thanks for the info, but as I tell my wife... "last time I was in China, I came home with a moped lodged in my left nostril". 15:17, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
You need some drugs[edit | edit source]
72.221.87.213 is adding gibberish to pages. Or enriching them, depending on how you see it. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:03, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Producing steam from a grain of salt[edit | edit source]
Imthinkmwemhavemmetmbeforem. This is Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive. Now please await my ingestion of llamas. *snarf snarf snarf* Can I call you "Rice Pirate?"
- You may call me "Master of Frunobulax, unless you believe that keeping dogs is slavery. In my defense, let me say she's spoiled and deeply, cheesily loved. 12:30, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Okay, "Master of Frunobulax." Can you please sodomize that article? ---> Wedding Tanks. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive
- Pindesa? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:27, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Alas, I require more than a request for such. For instance; I have just been commanded by the gods in whom I do not believe to write Cul de Balzac. 00:44, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- If it's not a request, then i think i know what it is you desire from me. *thrusts body down on the floor* Oh, great Master of Frunobulax! Hearken, for I have a request, coming from this filthy peasant that you solely look down upon as I speak! Oh, great Master of Frunobulax, please: glorify that which has been done to this article that goes by the name Wedding! Please, Master of Frunobulax! I beg of you to do so! PLEASE!
- Sorry. I choose to call my "writing ability" a talent, the result of a spark of the creative. It's like asking me to improvise, but restrict my notes to the key of C. I appreciate the groveling. I have far to little of that in my life. I'm more used to having mushrooms with my fish. Next time, can we tango? 04:36, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Tejarafti. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 04:38, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Non-negative integers? 04:58, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Reit. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 05:00, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Do you have a cat or a dog? 05:02, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- A white cat. His official name is Samuel, but I call him Ingredient for some reason. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 05:10, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Do you have a cat or a dog? 05:02, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Reit. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 05:00, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Non-negative integers? 04:58, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Tejarafti. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 04:38, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Sorry. I choose to call my "writing ability" a talent, the result of a spark of the creative. It's like asking me to improvise, but restrict my notes to the key of C. I appreciate the groveling. I have far to little of that in my life. I'm more used to having mushrooms with my fish. Next time, can we tango? 04:36, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- If it's not a request, then i think i know what it is you desire from me. *thrusts body down on the floor* Oh, great Master of Frunobulax! Hearken, for I have a request, coming from this filthy peasant that you solely look down upon as I speak! Oh, great Master of Frunobulax, please: glorify that which has been done to this article that goes by the name Wedding! Please, Master of Frunobulax! I beg of you to do so! PLEASE!
- Alas, I require more than a request for such. For instance; I have just been commanded by the gods in whom I do not believe to write Cul de Balzac. 00:44, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Pindesa? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:27, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Okay, "Master of Frunobulax." Can you please sodomize that article? ---> Wedding Tanks. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive
Excuse moi?[edit | edit source]
So I wondered where that article went...
Yeah, anyway, this person is not real. Myself, my dad and my stepmum made it up on holiday once as a mockery of overly pompous middle class people in the UK. Please restore it, if you want. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:20, 22 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- OK. restored. I don't know why I deleted it. Possibly, I was not high, or maybe snow monkeys were migrating through my property. Irregardless, I call myself to account for this lapse of good judgement. and prostrate myself into oblivion by way of the MBTA. Cheers! 00:17, 23 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Eh hi[edit | edit source]
Mink meh! XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:23, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Are you trying to say MacMeh? Because Angus MacMeh founded the Urinal Cake school of philosophy, so called because he once said, "To comprehend the meaning of life, one may as well inquire as to the significance of a urinal cake. Neither can expect more than to be pissed on, as long as they exist." 00:41, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- No, a mink. Like this one. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:48, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Ah... the meh! confused me, because the punctuation of meh by an exclamation point is unusual. I can't blame it on the marijuana, because this strain is adequate for nausea, but not so powerful in the psychological sense. Do you have any plans for Weasel Stomping Day this year? Do y'all celebrate it down under? 00:57, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- No. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:06, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Do you know who Weird Al Yankovic is? 01:48, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Yes. He's the guy who edits Wikipedia and replaces the articles with big text 'YOU SUCK!' XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:52, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- I seriously doubt that the real Weird Al does that. If true, then he is a great, big dick bag. Anyway, the real Weird Al did a song called "Weasel Stomping Day" for a television show called Robot Chicken. The Weasel Stomping Day sketch is about a fictional holiday. Hilarious. That's why weasels are dear to me. Also, hyenas. 01:57, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- According to Wikipedia, Weasel Stomping Day is 31st of June (which doesn't exist, at least not in our calendar). We don't celebrate it here... because there are no weasels in Australia. Or otters. In fact Australia is one of the few places in the world without them (others being Russia, Pakistan and the Sahara Desert). XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:05, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Thanks for saving me the massive effort of looking it up myself. I think I will add this as a holy day in my faith, Zimizmizm. Two questions; how old are you and how long have you been weird enough to edit here? 02:16, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Age: Indeterminate (I am a Golgafrinchan after all), I haven't been a very weird person throughout my life, but at least this place will occupy my crazy thoughts, whereas I'd get block on Wikipedia for spam. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:50, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- To be honest Grunted, I think XY007 is roughly my age (and I'm the youngest user here on Illogicopedia). I made that assumption based on his mentality. How do I observe his mentality?
- Age: Indeterminate (I am a Golgafrinchan after all), I haven't been a very weird person throughout my life, but at least this place will occupy my crazy thoughts, whereas I'd get block on Wikipedia for spam. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:50, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Thanks for saving me the massive effort of looking it up myself. I think I will add this as a holy day in my faith, Zimizmizm. Two questions; how old are you and how long have you been weird enough to edit here? 02:16, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- According to Wikipedia, Weasel Stomping Day is 31st of June (which doesn't exist, at least not in our calendar). We don't celebrate it here... because there are no weasels in Australia. Or otters. In fact Australia is one of the few places in the world without them (others being Russia, Pakistan and the Sahara Desert). XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:05, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- I seriously doubt that the real Weird Al does that. If true, then he is a great, big dick bag. Anyway, the real Weird Al did a song called "Weasel Stomping Day" for a television show called Robot Chicken. The Weasel Stomping Day sketch is about a fictional holiday. Hilarious. That's why weasels are dear to me. Also, hyenas. 01:57, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Yes. He's the guy who edits Wikipedia and replaces the articles with big text 'YOU SUCK!' XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:52, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Do you know who Weird Al Yankovic is? 01:48, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- No. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:06, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Ah... the meh! confused me, because the punctuation of meh by an exclamation point is unusual. I can't blame it on the marijuana, because this strain is adequate for nausea, but not so powerful in the psychological sense. Do you have any plans for Weasel Stomping Day this year? Do y'all celebrate it down under? 00:57, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- No, a mink. Like this one. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:48, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- I compare his Internet behavior to mine
- I refer to my Mother's old psychology textbooks
- I plan to be a criminal psychiatrist
- I'm just downright weird like that.
Now take all of that, and toss it out through the indoor. I haven't the slightest idea concerning anything that's about him other than the fact that he loves Pokémon and swimming (can he teach me how to do the butterfly?) and trees. My 27 year old uncle Loves Pokémon and anime, so figuring out his age is impossible unless we pressure him to do so.
- In Earth terms I'm probably a human being. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 05:12, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- @2+2=5: Wait, how old are you? I'll be turning 15 in less than two weeks time. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:28, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- In Earth terms I'm probably a human being. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 05:12, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- I turned 14 in Jeremy. Yup yup. I also skipped a grade which would account for my eloquent method of linguistic expression. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 18:49, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- I thought you said your birthday was in April. 202.142.129.178 00:59, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC) (XY007)
I like the word 'vent'[edit | edit source]
I'm also resisting the urge to do so. Maybe instead I'll pass the time by organising my sock drawer. Thrilling stuff, eh? ~ Good tidings! ~ 04:28, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- I sense something between the lines, but am unable to read it. No matter, I do love getting messages from you. Cheers! 04:33, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Mistra? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 05:59, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- "Veni, vidi, vici et venti" 06:14, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Aah golden. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 07:49, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- I'm flattered. You're certainly one of the better users around here, Gruntelage. Perhaps I need to install a vent in my bakery incase I ever face an onslaught of inordinate amounts of dough. ~ Good tidings! ~ 08:35, 1 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- Aah golden. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 07:49, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- "Veni, vidi, vici et venti" 06:14, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
- Mistra? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 05:59, 30 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Ventum venti ventas vento venti di ventilum. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 08:48, 1 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- Satanic conjugation? Really? Smell? 00:34, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- Miep Gieles. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 00:36, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- /me passes the Ditchie on the left hand side. 00:48, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- Sorry kind sir, but we only carry pickiest on the left hand side. We have buffalo wings on the right hand side, though. Just don't trip over the dead emu over there, 'cause that's our dinner. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 00:55, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- Not much. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:16, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- Sorry kind sir, but we only carry pickiest on the left hand side. We have buffalo wings on the right hand side, though. Just don't trip over the dead emu over there, 'cause that's our dinner. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 00:55, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- /me passes the Ditchie on the left hand side. 00:48, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- Miep Gieles. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 00:36, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Your username in special pages[edit | edit source]
I saw your name in Special:RecentChanges, it was green and bold but it didn't say 'r adminz'. First I thought is was a glitch in da sistam, but then I looked up MediaWiki:Common.css and saw that you were not in the 'r adminz' list. Just add yourself. It'll be okay. Iamawesome T | C | U 12:27, 8 Aym 2015 (UTC) (PS: if there's more adminz then add them aswell)
- Thanks for pointing that out. I am proud and humbled to be an admin, but maybe not the best of the bunch. 01:21, 10 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Main page vandalism[edit | edit source]
What objection do you take to images in MPV? It's a mink for goodness sake! XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:35, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- It's not content, all images are banned from sandalism. It says so, somewhere. No big deal. 01:49, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- In the talk page, they said that images should not be in the template because it was quickly becoming an image dumping ground. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:52, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)
FLOWER BASE EDITS AGAIN!!!![edit | edit source]
you now what to do. Iamawesome T | C | U 06:52, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Just use Special:Nuke to get rid of the edits. Iamawesome T | C | U 14:30, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- Done. Thanks for pointing me to nuke. 14:28, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- You should create an account for your dog Frunobulax. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 10:25, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- I have considered that in the past. However, I am not able to get enough pain medication to enable my sustaining one credible account here, never mind a second for my dog, much as I love her. I hereby make a solemn promise to you and Frunobulax (aka Laxxie) that, if I can find a good way to manage my pain better, I will get right on that.
- You should create an account for your dog Frunobulax. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 10:25, 18 Aym 2015 (UTC)
New feature page[edit | edit source]
The next page to feature is 22.86 Centimetre Nails. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:20, 25 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Lord Peaches?[edit | edit source]
Would you care to xplain how this (😈) ended up in Koalafornia? This creature (😈) could potentially wipe out Koalafornia's native inhabitants! 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 22:29, 31 Aym 2015 (UTC)
- Weird, huh? I did it with this cheapo pad my son got us for Christmas. Can't e plain why but it worked. 00:14, 1 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- Is your pad a Kindle Fire? Because im talking to you with a Kindle Fire right now. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 01:40, 1 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- A Kindle Fire? How? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:41, 1 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- Is your pad a Kindle Fire? Because im talking to you with a Kindle Fire right now. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 01:40, 1 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
Are your articles being violated?[edit | edit source]
There seems to be no escape these days. ~ Good tidings! ~ 00:59, 1 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- Gruntled, can you please block the South Asian eatery? He seems to be very annoying. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 11:45, 18 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- I am considering doing just that, but I am restrained by my curiosity. Up to now, it's mostly been harmless stuff which amuses me. Can you give me more than annoyance for a ban reason? Meanwhile, I shall cop a squat on it's talk page. (kaizum me) 11:59, 18 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- ☂☂☂☂☂. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 13:04, 20 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- You've done it now. I'm confused. When I get confused, I run with howler monkeys until my keel evens and Frunobulax makes mummyhead call me. You're in for it. Mummyhead does not take kindly to the confoundment of the daddyhead. Don't be surprised if your antlers wilt. (kaizum me) 15:46, 20 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- ☂☂☂☂☂. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 13:04, 20 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- I am considering doing just that, but I am restrained by my curiosity. Up to now, it's mostly been harmless stuff which amuses me. Can you give me more than annoyance for a ban reason? Meanwhile, I shall cop a squat on it's talk page. (kaizum me) 11:59, 18 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
South Parking problems[edit | edit source]
Thanks for improving South Park (TV show) substantially. By the way, do you happen to know how to fix my retarded signature?
Here's why:
19:09, 20 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
Glad you liked my additions to South Park. It's one of my favorite shows. My mother is disturbed that I watch so many cartoons. As for the sig, what do you want to do? Make it smaller? (kaizum me) 01:11, 21 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- XY007 already did that for me, but it didn't affect the timestamp. Does it have to do with a certain span if the time stamp is all... well, stewped? Also.
- About that chunk of this talkpage being deleted by me...
- Yeah, I can explain that.
- Tree worlds: My computer lagged. I apologize for looking like a vandal.
- Untilmthem, I'm sticking with an Estonian signature. (I might be wrong.) 00:50, 9 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
Haiku for dogs[edit | edit source]
Thanks for voting for Haiku as a feature. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 06:13, 24 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- You're welcome. I calls 'em like I sees 'em. Cheers! (kaizum me) 18:15, 24 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
COLLAB[edit | edit source]
On Tickle. Thanks. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:58, 25 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- Sounds like the title of the newer, more disgusting magazine after Hustler. (kaizum me) 03:07, 25 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
- [crashes into building] I'll do it. I've got the best picture for it too. ~ Good tidings! ~ 05:05, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Do it! (kaizum me) 06:01, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- [crashes into building] I'll do it. I've got the best picture for it too. ~ Good tidings! ~ 05:05, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
Meanwhile, in the Vital Cave...[edit | edit source]
As you can see, I've been dicking around this website trying to add vital articles to bring me closer to being in at least the third tier of the Order of the Paperclip. But when I was looking through the list of cities, I did not see Los Angeles in it. I did not create the article myself (XY007 did it and I was lightly offended), but is it possible that you, as an admin, can add Los Angeles to the list? It is now considered to be an important city. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 03:24, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Mink. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:27, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Ugh... again with the mink. LA, eh? Uh, I suppose it could be added. Let me consider getting off my lazy ass and investigating... instigating? Also, I will consider looking more into this order you speak of. I don't pay much mind to order, so awards and stuff don't look sparkly to me, tempting me with their waters. (kaizum me) 04:28, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Thanks. Also, do you know who made the article Satan Bunny? I nominated it for featured article. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 16:19, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Yeah, that's mine. Thanks for the nom. (kaizum me) 16:25, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Well, that explains a lot. How long has the article been sitting in the IllogiSphere before I came across and nominated it? Oh wait... imcan just look at the past frenzies... well, all things said, congratulations on the nomination. By the way, people see you now as the modern equivalent of Testostereich, so I'm pretty sure this nom will get people's attention. Hail Satan Bunny. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 19:25, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Am I flattered? Probably. He and I didn't overlap much, so I really don't know the fellow. I know he's written some hilarious stuff, so there's that. Having reread it, I guess it's pretty good. Thanks, son. Yo. (kaizum me) 15:22, 12 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Well, that explains a lot. How long has the article been sitting in the IllogiSphere before I came across and nominated it? Oh wait... imcan just look at the past frenzies... well, all things said, congratulations on the nomination. By the way, people see you now as the modern equivalent of Testostereich, so I'm pretty sure this nom will get people's attention. Hail Satan Bunny. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 19:25, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Yeah, that's mine. Thanks for the nom. (kaizum me) 16:25, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Thanks. Also, do you know who made the article Satan Bunny? I nominated it for featured article. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 16:19, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Ugh... again with the mink. LA, eh? Uh, I suppose it could be added. Let me consider getting off my lazy ass and investigating... instigating? Also, I will consider looking more into this order you speak of. I don't pay much mind to order, so awards and stuff don't look sparkly to me, tempting me with their waters. (kaizum me) 04:28, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
Haiku for cats[edit | edit source]
Can you please block 71.106.216.17? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:49, 13 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Check out Illogicopedia:Vote for Turnips. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:27, 14 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Also read Iguana. It's mah latest article. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 10:14, 16 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
If you spare[edit | edit source]
a muffin, Pointless Rampage Jackson needs some love from someone who isn't me!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:53, 17 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
Finnish language request[edit | edit source]
Hello! I asked if you could create a new language in finnish language earlier. You asked me to create an account. This is it. You can contact me now.
Biological Question:[edit | edit source]
Should I keep this little guy? She's probably made her home in my grandmother's rose bushes, but she always ends up on the screen door. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 01:25, 27 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Do it. Praying mantii are lovely. 202.142.129.178 02:05, 27 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Sure, it's fine, if logical. The pic, I mean. The text... not so much. Mantis would be an awesome spirit animal. (kaizum me) 22:38, 28 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- I saw a crow devour it yesterday, so there goes my first pet. I would also like to thank you for contributing a large helping of illogic to John... Boner? That didn't come out right, did it? Yeah, I thought so too. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 20:29, 3 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- Eventually I will keep teh ferrets. 202.142.129.178 23:21, 3 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- I saw a crow devour it yesterday, so there goes my first pet. I would also like to thank you for contributing a large helping of illogic to John... Boner? That didn't come out right, did it? Yeah, I thought so too. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 20:29, 3 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- Sure, it's fine, if logical. The pic, I mean. The text... not so much. Mantis would be an awesome spirit animal. (kaizum me) 22:38, 28 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
- Do it. Praying mantii are lovely. 202.142.129.178 02:05, 27 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
We're all bozos on this bus[edit | edit source]
What the hell are you talking about? I most certainly hope you're being illogical. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 03:38, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- Do you mean your appointment as Hero? Don't worry, this is my idea of fun. Otherwise, wha? (kaizum me) 03:53, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- OH MY GOD THANK GOD IT'S JUST FOR FUN. PHEW!!! Sorry, but I've actually had a pretty shitty day today since my high school suddenly rejected me, and now I have to go to another one that's a charter school. I had a fucking 4.850 GPA and they still let me go! 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 03:57, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- Yeah, to me at least, everything here is in fun. Sorry to hear about your shitty day. At least you weren't catapulted into a Persian city by Mongols. (kaizum me) 04:03, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- Yeah I know I keep telling myself it's not the end of the world. But that means i'll have to meet some people I haven't seen since eighth grade... including the one girl that actually loved me but I didn't love back Holy crap this sounds cheesy. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 04:12, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- What sort of charter school? My kids went to one. (kaizum me) 04:17, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- What is a charter school? I think in Australia it's called something different. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 07:42, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- I'd be concerned if that girl who liked you was a stalker from the nearby electronics store that tried to sabotage your electronic devices so you could keep seeing her. Otherwise, you're pretty much in the clear, except for the whole having to leave your old school part. That kinda sucks. Oh, and I have no idea what a charter school is either. Please enlighten me. ~ Good tidings! ~ 11:17, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- My question is how on Earth do you get above a 4.0 GPA?--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 12:26, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- When I was in high school, they gave us an extra 0.5 for each honors course. So, if you take one honors course out of 5, you could potentially get a grade of 4.5 for an A in the honors course. If you get A's in the other 4 courses, your GPA would be 4.1. My kids went to an arts magnet school, chartered for concentration on arts obviously. It was good for those who took it seriously, but the rest of their education suffered a lot. Poor kids. I wish I had known early on how poorly they'd been prepared for high school. (kaizum me) 13:33, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- My question is how on Earth do you get above a 4.0 GPA?--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 12:26, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- I'd be concerned if that girl who liked you was a stalker from the nearby electronics store that tried to sabotage your electronic devices so you could keep seeing her. Otherwise, you're pretty much in the clear, except for the whole having to leave your old school part. That kinda sucks. Oh, and I have no idea what a charter school is either. Please enlighten me. ~ Good tidings! ~ 11:17, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- What is a charter school? I think in Australia it's called something different. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 07:42, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- What sort of charter school? My kids went to one. (kaizum me) 04:17, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- Yeah I know I keep telling myself it's not the end of the world. But that means i'll have to meet some people I haven't seen since eighth grade... including the one girl that actually loved me but I didn't love back Holy crap this sounds cheesy. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 04:12, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- Yeah, to me at least, everything here is in fun. Sorry to hear about your shitty day. At least you weren't catapulted into a Persian city by Mongols. (kaizum me) 04:03, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
- OH MY GOD THANK GOD IT'S JUST FOR FUN. PHEW!!! Sorry, but I've actually had a pretty shitty day today since my high school suddenly rejected me, and now I have to go to another one that's a charter school. I had a fucking 4.850 GPA and they still let me go! 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 03:57, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)