User:Illogico/Archive/1
- This is a file from my discussion page, do not edit here! Use only for queries!
Your attention please, while this announcement is going through place, you have been inducted into a secret society. This secret society is called Illogicopedia. It is home to humans, minks and a variety of other races.
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Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:43, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Jerry got shipped to planet Squanch[edit | edit source]
Birdpersons wedding invitation got us into this mess. My advice is to be polite to the space aliens here, but don't get involved in their lives. We've had users become alcoholics. Some just sit there in the corner, biting the heads off whippets. Just be careful. (kaizum me) 07:02, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)
ONE OF US.[edit | edit source]
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...you still here?
Good. I think you'll fit in fine. felis lupis (talk) 15:59, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)
FREJJ MEEEEEEEAAAAAT!!!!!![edit | edit source]
NNNNNNNNNNYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! YERR FLEJJ EZZ STILL RED AN WARM!
Oh, wonderful. I let my Cannibal Corpse out of her cage for literally twenty-two milliseconds to give her a breather and she's already endangering the physical well-being of a newcom-
YERR BRENZ AN LIVVR ARR MYNE!
Gimme a minute, will you? *ahem* GET IN THE FOCKEN BAG NEBBY!!! Ugh, saying that always messes *agh* up my throat. Ought to drink some tea afterward. I also must advise that there will be the occasional flapping of Cthulhu's wings overhead. When you freaking hear that, pretend your hands are invertebrate sea creatures and that your head is a crabapple. We clear? Apparently not.
I continually wonder why there seems to be a shadow lurking around every corner that has a figure disturbingly similar to Bcbkye's here at Illogicopedia. I cannot provide a solid explanation for those dark red stains that are all over the massive golden altar we have in the back (for some weird reason it tends to smell like rotting flesh as well). I couldn't even begin to put a finger on why there's a massive, green, glowing, radioactive, and gelatinous mass that comes by here on Thursdays when we serve hyena meat to our inhabitants. Nor could I try to comprehend the fact that there seems to be a massive sinkhole beneath our feet that, according to the Werewolves, is a portal to Russia (more specifically, the Kremlin itself). Nonetheless, there will always be a bad case of Diabetic EbolAIDS Canceritis here in _ll_g_c_p_d__ (Ludicrously Lop-sided and Gentrified Czechoslovakian Purveyors of Depravity), so unless you think that botched vaccines are a thing of Scandinavian antiquity, you can rest assured that there will not be a single duck in sight that could help you with choosing a gift for your philtrum.
What? No! I don't know where that sulfuric acid came from - oh, wait... That might've come from the ceiling. See how it has an ominous orange glow? Anyway, we'll get you a new face for you in no time (actually, that's a lie; our surgeons are too disorderly and incompetent to even pick up a scalpel and carve a jack-o-lantern), but in the meantime, Welcome to The 187,473,066th Wonder of the Obscurest Parts of the Immediately-Accessible Internet, otherwise known around here as A Hell for the Politically Challenged and Illogicopedia. We hope you stay, primarily due to our dropping metabolic rates. Just don't trip over those bananas over there, those are Seppy's.
I am mandated to deliver these blue and yellow monstrosities to you, courtesy of some jerk in Bosnia-Herzegovina.
So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":
The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera.
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Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course):
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If you have any questions, ask me or any other ghostly apparition that you encounter. It would also be best to avoid the waffles we have in our freezer (it's not an actual freezer; one of our jokers built a door that leads straight to Iceland). Those waffles... Let's just say they're the Stranger Things that this place has to offer.
This message was not brought to you by an actual human behind a computer, because that would be blatantly illogical. We look forward to your next article. 04:51, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Big Brrother 2017[edit | edit source]
Join our annual Orwellian reality-TV inspired competition. Here. Cg098 (talk) 19:12, 11 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- Ok! Illogico! Illogically? 20:02, 11 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Oi amigo[edit | edit source]
Criei conta, tu já estas dormindo? Bem, recadinho, amanhã tem festinha? Louis LOL (talk) 04:37, 12 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- A festinha foi boa... Louis LOL (talk) 22:30, 12 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- Sim! '''[[User:Louis LOL|Louis]], the crazy [[User talk:Louis LOL|LOL]]''' (talk) 22:43, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- Ok!Illogico! Illogically? 22:50, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
- Sim! '''[[User:Louis LOL|Louis]], the crazy [[User talk:Louis LOL|LOL]]''' (talk) 22:43, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Thanks[edit | edit source]
For welcoming me as an honorary member of the Brazilian League. I have a fascination with other cultures and societies, among other things. I've had casual acquaintances from Brazil 🇧🇷, but the closest to a friend is my neighbor, who's from the Azores. Not very close. I am now psyched about my new friends, and sharing through illogic. You will find I can be unreliable, but less so now. I have too much fun here to stay away very long. (kaizum me) 02:30, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Das sache[edit | edit source]
(kaizum me) 23:55, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Luis is on probation[edit | edit source]
No one should te talking on his sock user page except me, and I will do that to tell him whether or not he can stay. I told him very clearly not to post anything on this wiki unless I personally told him it was ok, and he's violated that. Do not encourage him. (kaizum me) 01:03, 2 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Le:Wel.com![edit | edit source]
Hello Brother[edit | edit source]
Good day? My Surprise no Is You! (talk) 03:08, 6 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Invitation[edit source]
- OK? (kaizum me) 02:25, 16 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Luis[edit | edit source]
Please tell him to stop creating sock puppets. He's too young and immature to be here. (kaizum me) 02:20, 16 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Louis? No is possible Illogico! Illogically? 16:45, 21 Arply 2017 (UTC)
You know what, i know you are not a n00b...[edit | edit source]
But I'll just give this list.
This list's site will help you gain reputation.
But remember! don't act like your cousin!
Anyway, and don't forget to add weird articles.
That's the best way to get noticed.
Recommendation. no need to go to all of them.
Okay, for real now.[edit | edit source]
My recommendations are listed bold.
- Business. you can earn IllogiDollers here.
- Edit count leaderboard. your name is there, too.
- The ongoing event.
- Some Illogicopedia Religion.
- Newspaper for Illogicopedians.
- List of cool people. we are not on the list.
- List pages that you Improved, not created.
- A prize for en thou ass sticks.
- Voting for best articles.
- Monthly prize for most hard worked Illogicopedian.
- IllogiGames!
- Create your own world
- What color of banana you are?
- Illogiproject
- Our Discord server
- Great spammy article.
Mr. Sacha[edit | edit source]
I doubt he's a MySurpriseIsYou! sockpuppet, 'cause he seems to have a better grasp of English than any of the Brazilian users. I think he was joking when he said so on his talk page. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:51, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Nah, It happened before you join. Mr. Sacha is a person who likes to act like a Sockpuppet. but he is not a sock. he created a forum called Forum:Puppet, so... That dude Incruted him to write an article with him. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 02:03, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)- Wait, you are XY. that means you are meaning for real? I thought you are ICTTD[1]. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 02:06, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)- Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait. can you IP-check them? e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 02:07, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)- Mr. Sacha isn't me, he's someone else, but not a sockpuppet, just a parody of one. What's ICTTD? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:08, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- I know, I meant You are grasping this situation correctly, and you genuinely thinks he's a MySurpriseIsYou! sockpuppet?, and ICTTD is I cat tall the dark. since he joined after Mr.Sacha's active times, I thought this comment was his. but it was yours. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 02:12, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC) - MySurpriseIsYou! He is my brother, I know him very well. Illogico! Illogically? 03:14, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- I'm not a sockpuppet of any user that joined recently. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:32, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- ? I hope he does not come back with puppets. Or I will increase the ban. Illogico! Illogically? 03:37, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Mr. Sacha is pretending to be a sockpuppet. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:39, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- We are not talking about Louis LOL. waaaait. is MySurpriseIsYou! someone that we know? e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 03:41, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- I know, I meant You are grasping this situation correctly, and you genuinely thinks he's a MySurpriseIsYou! sockpuppet?, and ICTTD is I cat tall the dark. since he joined after Mr.Sacha's active times, I thought this comment was his. but it was yours. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
- Mr. Sacha isn't me, he's someone else, but not a sockpuppet, just a parody of one. What's ICTTD? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:08, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait. can you IP-check them? e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
- Wait, you are XY. that means you are meaning for real? I thought you are ICTTD[1]. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
Wow, my brother already confessed his act and still doubt that is not sock? Same thing 2 + 2 = 5 cheating the Louis LOL blocking vote using a puppet. Illogico! Illogically? 03:43, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- I don't know anything about 2 + 2 = 5, or his use of a sock puppet to somehow sway us to ban Luis, and I think if you're going to accuse an active user of something, be clear about it and back it up with evidence. Luis was banned because he was a problem, I was the only active admin and I wanted him banned. I sought everybody's opinions, in case my reasoning was flawed, or perhaps I'd overlooked something, but no one else had input after I'd made up my mind. Cg098 said below that Illogicopedia is not a democracy' unfortunately a truly democratic wiki would crumble under the weight of politics. (kaizum me) 08:32, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- But 2+2=5's sock use was for the good. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:45, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Wait, lemme get this clear. Illogico, what is you brother's sock name? e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 03:48, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Wait, lemme get this clear. Illogico, what is you brother's sock name? e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
MySurpriseIsYou will be serving its 1 day ban. And
when you return you will spend 3 days doing
community services Illogico! Illogically? 03:50, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Lucas Illogico! Illogically? 03:51, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Illogicopedia isn't a democracy. I'd say it's more of an enlightened despotism. Cg098 (talk) 00:02, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)
I got it clear[edit | edit source]
Lemme explain it so everyone can understand.
Mr. Sacha IS MSIY[2].
According to his brother, Illogico.
e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 03:54, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Well, that's OK. As long as he doesn't use it for vandalism. I was just a bit skeptical because he seems to know English better than most of the invaders. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 05:08, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Invaders? e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 05:28, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)- I use that term to describe our Brazilian users, as they arrived in a wave, so it was the Brazilian Invasion of Illogicopedia. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 12:01, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Huh, so it's good invasion. well, partially[3]. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 12:02, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Huh, so it's good invasion. well, partially[3]. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
- I use that term to describe our Brazilian users, as they arrived in a wave, so it was the Brazilian Invasion of Illogicopedia. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 12:01, 24 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Invaders? e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ I cat tall the dark
- ↑ MySurpriseIsYou!
- ↑ except Louis LOL and his socks.
Hey[edit | edit source]
“Uhh... you shold list an article in IP:RAD that is Not created by you, but you improved the article. a lot. ”
Hi![edit | edit source]
can you tell me What's your user name?
no not Illogico, I mean your Username at Malucopedia. just curious. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 05:55, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- I have no account on Malucopédia. Louis LOL has, the
name is BigMasterCrazy Illogico! Illogically? 13:12, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Oh, thx. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 13:21, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)- Do you know Cg089 aka Carlos? e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 13:31, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)- Yes, it is a neighbor of mine (and neighbor of Louis LOL/Luis), the two are well "friends", why? Illogico! Illogically? 23:18, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Well, now that makes sense. thanks for answering me. much appreciate. thanks again. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 01:59, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)- If you wanna know why, check IP:POST. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 01:59, 30 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- If you wanna know why, check IP:POST. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
- Well, now that makes sense. thanks for answering me. much appreciate. thanks again. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
- Yes, it is a neighbor of mine (and neighbor of Louis LOL/Luis), the two are well "friends", why? Illogico! Illogically? 23:18, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)
- Do you know Cg089 aka Carlos? e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
- Oh, thx. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
Thsnks[edit | edit source]
For cleaning some of Recordance's mess. You are a superior bat gorilla. (kaizum me) 00:10, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Oh Gruntled! I am superior bat gorilla! Illogico! Illogically? 03:15, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Dove cat Bat fuck. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 03:20, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)- lol... You are new rollback? Illogico! Illogically? 03:24, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Yes. I can now go through pplz. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 03:28, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Yes. I can now go through pplz. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
- lol... You are new rollback? Illogico! Illogically? 03:24, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Dove cat Bat fuck. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
- What IOTM? Illogico! Illogically? 16:27, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Forum:Illogicopedian of the Month. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:56, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Rollback... Rollback... :_(
Why is your cousin awake at 3:45AM? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 06:48, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Wait, Louis LOL went here when I'm studying? aww man! I wanted to use this ghost thingy. this is kinde like just normal user. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 08:20, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)- Right. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 08:22, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Welp, next time man, negst timmeh.. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 08:23, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Welp, next time man, negst timmeh.. e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
- Right. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 08:22, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- ???? Illogico! Illogically? 15:00, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
A message[edit | edit source]
I suggest you talk to Louis LOL and the family in real life, so that you can talk to each other about it. I'm sure then he'd understand. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:58, 2 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Yeah! Illogico! Illogically? 02:14, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Once again your little cousin is causing trouble. He seems to think if he keeps coming around, we'll give up and let him come back. That won't happen. He's pissed off too many people too often. Please do what you can to make him go away. (kaizum me) 10:46, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Okay people! Illogico! Illogically? 19:58, 6 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Once again your little cousin is causing trouble. He seems to think if he keeps coming around, we'll give up and let him come back. That won't happen. He's pissed off too many people too often. Please do what you can to make him go away. (kaizum me) 10:46, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Filter help[edit | edit source]
Hey, maybe I should create a project/help page about getting filtered by illogicobot, I'm asking you, because after all, you made illogicobot. Hang on, I'll go create a forum about this.--Mah gamemah other game foodies - - - > imijursVANDALISM!
09:19, 17 Aym 2017 (UTC)
- Hummm... Illogico! Illogically? 13:19, 17 Aym 2017 (UTC)
sosij[edit | edit source]
K. Yus?--Mah gamemah other game foodies - - - > imijursVANDALISM!
- I love you, cat tall and dark! Illogico! Illogically? 13:23, 17 Aym 2017 (UTC)
dude[edit | edit source]
wake up e = 👈 2.71 👉 8281 828 459●04523 536
02874713 526 624977 06:16, 6 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
Hey. (Horses eat that.)[edit | edit source]
Aim ann alt account ov icattallthedark, ahnd Ai hav changed wais. I'm noht a vahndaal (anymore). See Diis article tat Ai mehd to see how mahch I've changed. Ahnd my nem is Daniel. DAN (BLAH) 22:35, 9 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- You're really cutting it close with endless horse. CG098 (talk ₪ contribs) 00:08, 10 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
- kan u halp meh? a lahst meh bahllewn. DANClek aleck (BLAHLeav me aloen) 06:43, 28 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
Now that you're back...[edit | edit source]
Do you have any plans for articles? CG098 (talk ₪ contribs) 01:30, 6 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)
Please explain[edit | edit source]
http://en.illogicopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Forum:Give_me_just_a_second...&curid=44137&diff=269042&oldid=269030 XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:08, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)