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Thank you for your vote[edit]

Every vote counts so yeah, thanks! Hit me in the eye with your rhythm stick! --Huge_bobTALK TER ME, LIKE 13:55, 12 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Woah, you just got slammed by that welcome template. Here's a less robotic welcome, hi, yay. --Testostereich(ballsack) 23:34, 9 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

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Gordon Bennett.[edit]

Someone fetch the aspirin. If that's too much too read (and it probably is) just take a look at Illogicopedia:Beginners' Guide. So anyways welcome to the site! I quite enjoyed The OMG Scary Alien and hope it does well at VFF. Good luck sir/madam! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 09:59, 10 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)


I turned your image into a userbox... {{US-userbox}}

This user is from the United States of Imerica.

-- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 14:54, 3 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. --->T3<--- 22:40, 3 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

you are invited to join apocopedia, a wiki of apocalyptic scenarios. If you do choose to join, adminship is yours!

mkay --HUGE BOB formerly binclin Fdx.jpg 19:37, 13 Ergust 2008 (UTC)


Thanks for undoing my hard work. Loser. BobThatHead 01:22, 29 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

  • if you're that serious about blockin me, why not tell an admin to do it? BobThatHead 01:30, 29 Ergust 2008 (UTC)


...for reverting the edits of the vandal last night. Pain in the neck... anyhow, I foresee a discussion on an admin for the US timezone coming up and I'll make sure you're in with a chance, at least. Cheerios! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:32, 29 Ergust 2008 (UTC)


I forgot to mention this, it's a bit trivial, but you can go ahead with the whole peesmell thing. --Testostereich(ballsack) 18:12, 30 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

I like you.[edit]

Insane Award

Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE join the party.....quACK

congratulations --Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 23:38, 31 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Congrats on IOTM![edit]

Cool beans! Also...

Illogi of the monthgif.gif GIF dude. Also, just like to say that I'm up for a collaboration, maybe on some IllogiTV project, I dunno. What program do you use for video editing? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:07, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

You are wprthy![edit]

Flub Nugget Award

FLub NUggetCloseUp.JPG

Raggle Fraggle King acclaims, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother and/or sister, have proved your yourself wprthy! I hereby award The Flub Nugget Award to you for your services to all randomness! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE OVALISH ROUND SHAPED TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

--Ragglefraggleking 16:37, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


Where can I view this video? I can't wait to see it. Please send me a link to it when it is ready. Oh and congrats on flubnuggetry.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 19:20, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


I guess you want to do collabs. I'm open if you have any ideas, because I am dry right now. Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 12:37, 28 Ditzimber 2021

I don't know... T3 01:04, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Oh. My. GODness! you two!!!!!!!!! I need collaborators to help me make the third part of the trilogy I invented with Testostereich. Look. 1 Freeze frame popcorn 2 Stop motion Cob'a Corn and 3 Cut-Away Cornmeal notice the red link? Well how about you guys get back to me on the collab. Read the first two. --Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 21:44, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

If u r in on the collab hurry up and contribute. I have wrote like almost all of the content on the article! Since this is the last part of the trilogy its going to be very long to make it a final impact. --Ragglefraggleking 17:41, 7 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

IllogiDance Contest[edit]

No thanks, I'd rather not be used in the video. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 23:21, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


I must say that you have come up witha clever nickname. It works really well. Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 12:37, 28 Ditzimber 2021

Ahem, I gave him it. Haha. By the way T3po, (thats easier to type too!) about your question, We can communicate talk page, when we are done with our section and when we want some one new to take over. over all I don't care what happens, just don't kill off O'op, or.... Ted. --Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 10:02, 3 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


'Twas only when I scrolled to the bottom that I found out I had to ask you for the privilege. So.... 21655 {screwed up / fixed your crappy grammOr / is made of beef, apparently} 20:27, 4 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

I'm curious[edit]

You said there was a reason why my entry didn't win the pickle. What was it exactly? MetalFlower.jpg 11:52, 7 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Re:Video Collab?[edit]

Sure. But how would you get my CAT NINJA! footage? --Ragglefraggleking 21:30, 7 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Okey. I just emailed it to you. If you can you may edit the footage by putting a background on it or something. --Ragglefraggleking 21:41, 7 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


You are hereby Lord of Animal Foods. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:29, 8 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Yea! T3


Congrats! You've won the AWESOME user box! This userbox is only for awesome users! You can put it on your page if you'd like.

Awesome!!.PNG This user is AWESOME!!!

I'll be gone...[edit]

For about a week come monday. I am heading off to Catalina Island with school, so you won't here from me. I might be here tomorrow, but I'm ot sure. I will be back next Saturday. Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 12:37, 28 Ditzimber 2021


Yeah, what the hell. I dunno if you were referring to me in particulars or vandals in general, but I think I would be good to have a broad perspective on this. A section on me would be cool - you could pinch some ideas from my article at Oh, and you can see some original Avrilized articles from moths ago that are still stuck in google cache [1] [2] (screenshots?), example of epic edit summary vandalism here, some nerds discussing my vandalism on some forum here and a small selection of my previous accounts here. Or have I missed the point? Citing sources etc seems a bit too "wikipedia" for here. I'll leave it to your judgment. Avril Troll 21:34, 16 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Also, I have question in regards to general article writing on Illogicopedia. I've read the rules pages but, like, can I make an article entitled Fish Fish Fish or something and then proceed to discuss my views on fish and anything else that pops into my head, or do I need to make some sort of attempt at being coherent and funny? Where is the line drawn? Avril Troll 21:46, 16 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


Lol, you have to do that!

She grew up in a largely impoverished area of South-East London, England. Her name is taken from the Wikipedia Reference Desk where she would ask many questions about Avril Lavigne, but after being banned for sockpuppetry she unleashed chaos. Nothing could prepare the Internets for the disruption that lay ahead. In October 2007 the London Metropolitan Police estimated that over 1,200 websites had been destroyed by the Avril Troll. Chief of police leading the investigation remarked:

  • "I beg to report that on the morning of the 15th of April, last my attention was called to some writing on the wiki which consisted of the following words: "Avril Lavigne Rokz My Sockz". I was apprehensive that if the writing were left it would be the means of causing a riot and therefore considered it desirable that it should be removed having in view the fact that it was in such a position that it would have been rubbed by persons passing in & out of the building."

Eventually FBI psychological profilers were called in to help. In a top secrete document leaked to Russian topical newspaper "The Whistle Blower", the following was written:

  • "All the acts of vandalism were no doubt were committed by the same hand. In the first instances the words "Avril Rokz" were appended to many Wikipedia pages, and all subsequent acts follow a similar pattern."

However, nobody knows for sure what motivates a vandal to vandalize, but scientists believe it is the same thing which motivates rabbits to hop and fire to burn. They also believe that a lack of friends, intelligence and a social life and may also be contributing factors.


  • Gender: Female
  • Country: England
  • Personality: Mad

I apparently already have an article here, so you could add it to that, but I'll leave it to you. If I have anything to add I can say once you've made it. Just don't be mean to Avril, and to clarify it's the Sk8er Girl Avril I like, not the weird and frankly annoying person she has transformed into over the past two years. You could also mention I like Summer Glau; she is very hot as the Terminator, especially in this weeks episode. That show is shaping up to be something brilliant. My god I love bittorrent! Avril Troll 21:18, 17 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Any image requests?[edit]

Want me to do some pics for yer? Im bored. --HUGE BOB 14:25, 21 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Right, I'm on it. What kind of faces or portraits? --HUGE BOB 06:02, 22 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
Could you possibly do a picture of a yak for my userpage? Make him look like Terminator or something. I'd be forever grateful! :D -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:28, 22 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

You're tagged![edit]

at Forum:Style Imitation Tag. Find an article of yours that matches someone else's writing style and talk about it then tag them! --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 08:42, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Big Brrother![edit]

Big brrother.jpg You have been invited to take part in Big Brrother 2009

Big Brrother is a illogicopedia reality tv show which is in it's second series, after a popular run in early 2008

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Accept or reject on my talk page Cheers!'--Ben Blade 10:28, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)


Hey, T3PO! Haven't seen you around here for a while! ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book Hello!

Oops, looks like you might be back...? Whatever, you've really missed a lot around here. PS, how do you like my new sig? ~ 01:49, 10 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

It's your turn.[edit]

ON the gameshow. You have 2 days to answer.

This ad was brought to you by no-one, except Dxpenguinman --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 07:40, 30 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Big Brrother![edit]

Big brrother.jpg You have been invited to take part in Big Brrother 2009

Big Brrother is a illogicopedia reality tv show which is in it's second series, after a popular run in early 2008

Click here for more details

Accept or reject on my talk page

P.S:The house opens on 3rd January UK time--Ben Blade


Sure. ~ 17:24, 18 Arply 2009 (UTC)

About your latest feature...[edit]

I don't think you should really credit yourself for it, considering it was moved from Uncyc. I think the person who deserves the credit is the person from uncyc who wrote it. ~ 21:27, 28 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Like, thanks[edit]

...for voting for me for IOTM, eh? Can I get you a beer or something? --The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 19:54, 1 Aym 2009 (UTC)

If I wanted to be treated like a suspect...[edit]

...I'd go to Uncyclopedia.

What's it take to make people happy here? First you're annoyed with article imports that are good (but that Uncyclopedia won't print, because they're short), then you're annoyed with voting.

If the article I wrote bugs you, feel free to get the men in black to baleet that too.

What's this site trying to be, anyway? -- 21:30, 7 Aym 2009 (UTC)

The only reason I was suspicious about you is because you don't have an account and are voting for a bunch of crap. (It's not about your imports which I didn't even know about. That's pretty unusual. Make an account and join the community and I won't be so suspicious. Sorry about the trouble. --T3 21:40, 7 Aym 2009 (UTC)


For that review, mate. ~ 00:42, 11 Aym 2009 (UTC)

PS, I saw what you wrote on Hindles page a while back about the gold satr. You can do that yourself, I do it all the time. I change things around a lot. You don't need an admin to do it for you. :) ~ 04:08, 13 Aym 2009 (UTC)


I like the comment on miscellaneous. "Just so you don't think it's good." Lol. ~ 20:26, 16 Aym 2009 (UTC)

PS, wanna write something? 00:26, 18 Aym 2009 (UTC)


"You bastard" - Brilliant. -- 07:15, 18 Aym 2009 (UTC)


You gonna start tha article? You know, Illogicopedia (Video Game)? ~ 23:49, 19 Aym 2009 (UTC)


Vampire.PNG Mr. Readmesoon gives you a good bit a thanks for voting For on his article, IllogiBooks: Dear Diary Vampire. As a reward you get a bloody bite in the neck!

~ 17:22, 24 Aym 2009 (UTC)

I'M BACK![edit]

I want to let you know that I'm back. If you want to know where I was, I was in my room listening to tons of pop music on a really low-quality radio while discovering Facebook. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 13:35, 31 Aym 2009 (UTC)

How did you...[edit]

How did you beat IllogiGames: The Internet Epic Course. I copy and pasted the ninth chapter of the Toast article in the game's talk page, but there is no link to further instructions. :? --Skate1168 (Talk) 20:11, 3 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

A Very simple question that requires not even a line to ask with some sort of thouroughty (Is thouroughty even a word?). Note how this title is considerably longer than the section below it.[edit]

Do you think Is is feature-worthy? —rms talk 18:30, 5 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Nah--Ben Blade 14:35, 6 Yoon 2009 (UTC)


At this particular minute, I am on IRC, and I suggest that you come and join me if you want to make a collab. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 23:37, 6 Yoon 2009 (UTC)


Can you go to my voting page for the top ten articles of 2007 and 2008? I don't want this idea to go to waste, so could yo help me out, here? —rms talk 18:37, 8 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Being the creator of more failed ideas than ABC and FOX combined I will help you out. --T3 18:38, 8 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Also, regarding Something Stupid This Way Cometh, what would you like to see in the content? —rms talk 17:45, 10 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Reagarding Spelling: Read this]. I think that is how we should spell things. —rms talk 19:45, 10 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

For the top ten thing, do you think you can nom one more article per year? I want there to actually be ten articles. —rms talk 01:44, 12 Yoon 2009 (UTC) Ps, read the above message. Also, do you want to write something? —rms talk 16:48, 12 Yoon 2009 (UTC) T3! T3! Could you go vote some more and maybe nominate one more article on my top ten? —rms talk 22:31, 15 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

T3! T3! Could you go vote some more and maybe nominate one more article on my top ten? —rms talk 22:31, 15 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Why don't you talk to me, mate? /me sobsrms talk 23:45, 15 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

What ho.[edit]

Do you know, I believe I might just be that selfsame mammal. I know, I was shocked and disgusted too. That goddamned Badger. Parlay? Icons-flag-nz.png 15:50, 12 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

About My Edits[edit]

Actualy, You do have a rule about profanity. check out #7 of the 11 1/2 comandments. it says in bold blue letters No Profanity. TheVoicesTellMe 01:02, 18 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Well obviously no one takes it seriously. Don't worry about it, bro, like I said, sometimes cussing makes an article. —rms talk 01:04, 18 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

K i'll stop, after all THUS SPEKETH TH ADMINZ!!!!!!!

Huh? —rms talk 01:24, 18 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Your site has inspired me to make a wiki called Illogicopedia 2, which will be simalar, except with differend rules, of course, i will need permission first before i go and use content from this site and such. so is the answer yes, i can use content from your site, or no, i will just have to make a cheap knockoff?

Reward yada yada[edit]

Psychedelic.jpg Hidden Page Award
Mr. Readmesoon is giving you this award for finding his infamous hidden page.

Be content. —rms talk 16:24, 19 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. --T3 16:26, 19 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I'm not trying to be a jekr here, but...[edit]

I personally don't think Raggles deserves credit for the Cop article. I counted fifty four accounts, and three belonged to him, meaning he contributed one-eighteenth. I'm not trying to be greedy or a jerk here, but one eighteenth is pretty small. —rms talk 01:15, 21 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I think he gave like 7 scenes or something though. I don't know. My idea of credit is doing something in general, but that's me. If it gets featured, I won't care if he doesn't get credit but at least list him in the contributors. I listed you for Letters to the Editor. --T3 01:19, 21 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
I had two of thirty in LTTE. Also, Raggle had three, he was changing speeling around and stuff in his other contribs. And to be honest, I think his three weren't all that funny, either. —rms talk 01:20, 21 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Do you agree with this: You should acknowledge he contributed but he won't get a star. Is that okay? --T3 01:22, 21 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Ya, I was just going to say that. —rms talk 02:05, 21 Yoon 2009 (UTC)


I've shagged every one of your parents :P --JonTehSexyMofo 20:59, 24 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

...-T3 21:15, 24 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
T3, I'll be the first to say it, Jon is a pornfessional. I would be honoured if he'd done that to my parents. Testostereich(ballsack) 21:18, 24 Yoon 2009 (UTC)


how can I know if my changes to pages are ok?

Mainly don't spam things like "Fuck vandal" on people's articles but also, PLEASE make an account. It's free and you don't even need to give an e-mail. So... click it. And also, when you get an account, sign your posts with four "~~~~"s. --T3 01:15, 25 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
OK. I did. I am the Fuhrer now.Adolph Hitler 01:25, 25 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

The 1st Illogicopedian Times![edit]


To recieve this every other week, sign up here. —rms talk 20:18, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)


check out the talk page for it, for offical rules and stuff. The story will go back from flub to omg s a until they meet and do battle. Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 22:53, 1 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)


Look at this.

This is the model that we use for IllogiTimes. What you do is insert your articles in your given position, then you email it to me, so I can make the final copy. You should not edit the other sections. Lucida sans, size 11. —rms talk 16:24, 2 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Get writing. Me and RMS have been planning in yahoo im for several hours. LOlzapan Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 20:02, 2 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Hey, aren't you spost to be working on our collab, not starting others with

RMS? Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 13:56, 5 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Um... I like to multitask. :-P


It's all done, and it's here. I think you'll like it. It came out a lot nicer than I planned, but who gives, ti's a good article. —rms talk 20:09, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

I love it. I absolutely LOVE it. I never though an article solely making fun of my failureness could be so good. But Pancakes wasn't written by me. It was Mwow513. So yeah. It would be feature-worthy if it wasn't so in-jokey. A lot of the cool users would vote but the uncool users would vote against. --T3 20:57, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Don't forget Testes, who I call "Mr. Against" —rms talk 20:59, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I know, but at least he's not as MrMetalFLowery as Ben. --T3 21:00, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Uh... ok. —rms talk 21:03, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I know, I use the adjective "MrMetalFLowery" meaning gay. sorry MMF --T3 21:05, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I figured that out a while ago. —rms talk 21:07, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Okay. --T3 21:08, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

So, back to the point. What do you think is the best part about T3canolis? —rms talk 21:14, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

On a similar note this is also done---->Flub Nugget Versus The OMG Scary Alien Cheers on a collab well done. -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 21:49, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
@ RMS: Um... Probably the failing parts.
@ RFK: Yay!!!! --T3 00:52, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Oh, ok. It looked sort of like a Wikipedia artilces with all of the references and external links. —rms talk 00:58, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. It came out great for an article completely making fun of me. It really did show me how much I just plain suck. --T3 00:59, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, but I 'did point out the bright spots. Like I said, it came out a lot nicer than i thought it would. —rms talk 01:13, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Haha. I couldn't make fun of you that easily because unlike me, you don't phail at life. --T3 01:16, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
It's called Talent. —rms talk 01:18, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Haha. Yeah, I don't have it. But at least I'm not as bad as Ryan. He has like 100 articles and no features. --T3 01:21, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
I dunno how many articles Ben has, but he only has one feature. —rms talk 01:25, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Pfft. Ben. I always make fun of him on IRC because one time his name was "Bennie Blade". Haha... --T3 01:29, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, eyah. Did you read me flute article yet? —rms talk 01:31, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. ARCHIVE TIME! --T3 01:35, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

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