XY Private File Collection I: Do Not Access, Otherwise You Will See It.

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Highlights of teh Archive: XY is an idiot, he ignores admin messages and continues to make highly skimpy articles, like that one about an anime. Then I reference a bunch of my favourite books, TV shows, and whatnot, and then I archived. So, yes.


Good day sir. I see you are a human. *poke* all fleshy and human like. Yes. Yes. You're (not) one of those.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:01, 16 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*.

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Hello, welcome to Illogicopedia. I hope you decide to stay. @Marzipan (talk) 09:18, 17 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

Not like I care anyway. XY007 (talk) 23:06, 21 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)

Some things you should know about me...[edit source]

(I'm not putting this on my user page because I figure that that page shouldn't be edited even by vandals.)

Why? Sometimes in hindsight it's funny... XY007talkcontributions 03:28, 1 Aym 2015 (UTC)

RE Googling xy007[edit source]

As a Zimizmizt, I am bound by an oath I just made up not to use search engines until my dog says I can. So, I will guess using only my gifted intuition and clues from the Law & Order episode I am currently watching. Hm... the maid has a charming brogue... two old people dead in their bed, stabbed repeatedly... bacon... are you Neil DeGrasse Tyson? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 11:18, 30 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)

Def. not. This really is illogic; what does it have to do with XY007 (me)? Guess again. XY007 (talk) 22:39, 30 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)

I'll find someone who isn't a Zimizmizt :or: you can get your dog to ask permission to google XY007. XY007 (talk) 22:46, 30 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)
I managed to access Google while Snowflake, my dog, was out doing her business. Pokemon? Really? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 00:59, 31 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)
It is Pokemon. If you're going to start hating then maybe I should just quit. XY007 (talk) 01:09, 31 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)
Oh please. There is no "hating" here, except that I hate that expression because it's a reductionist idea that existence is anything but messy and complex. Besides, even if I did hate Pokemon, it would in no way affect my feelings toward you. My 25 year old nephew who just had a son is psychotic for Pokemon, and I couldn't care less. Relax, try some of this White Widow we recently harvested, or have a drink, or whatever. Relax is the word I meant to stress. By the way, my wife is a big Inuyasha fan, and I enjoy smoking weed and watching Space Dandy and Samurai Jack. Cheers. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 01:58, 1 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)
My favorite Pokemon game was Pokemon Snap. Too bad it didn't develop into its own franchise. —Marzipan (talk) 02:32, 1 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)
Rite. XY007 (talk) 02:33, 1 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)
Also, I just assumed searching for XY007 would somehow take me to goatse, so I never did it. —Marzipan (talk) 02:35, 1 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)
Stuff XY007 (talk) 02:46, 1 Farbleum 2015 (UTC) Reh.
Rather, that link in the above is an explanatory thread that I have contributed to on a least one occasion. It's full of shippers... XY008 (talk) 23:03, 17 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)
Also, what is Inuyasha? Some TV show? XY008 (talk) 23:04, 17 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Yh ti loingmoon ming?[edit source]

Vesset stair you too? Hi. XY007 (talk) 03:57, 1 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Hahahahahaha![edit source]

But seriously, we are glad you edit here. And by we I mean like the 4 of us who still edit here. Sadly, you kind of caught us during an activity slump. —Marzipan (talk) 06:30, 1 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

When will everybody come back? It's a shame I know. XY007 (talk) 07:00, 1 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)
Probably never, at least not to the activity the site once enjoy. We had some good things happen in 2014 and it looked like the site was finally getting back into the swing of things, but it has mostly cooled. But hey, we're still here, we're still trying to make it all work. Maybe this year will be the year. —Marzipan (talk) 09:56, 1 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Illogicopedish[edit source]

It's a new language that I'm developing for the Illogicopedia community. To see the main page in this language check Mayn Payj XY007 (talk) 07:02, 1 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

I'm mainly impressed that you managed to cover most of the 'did you know' section. I'd never be able to accomplish anything like this. Will definitely be interested to see how the rest turns out. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 04:09, 2 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

I love Illogicopedia...[edit source]

It's the only place where I can really be myself. On Wikipedia I'd get blocked indef. for spamming! XY007 (talk) 08:24, 2 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Poopy articles[edit source]

Many of your articles so far have been little more than a sentence, sparse or no pics, links, categories... these amount to boring. I have moved them to your user space to expand or request deletion, as you desire. See this to clarify my adminly position on them.

User:XY007/Illogicopedish
User:XY007/A joke
User:XY007/Protestant
User:XY007/BetaWiki
User:XY007/Spelment Euphemism Jesus
User:XY007/Israel

Questions or comments: LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 22:13, 3 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

These are articles to be expanded. XY007 T C 23:07, 3 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)
Generally we start articles in our user spaces if it's just a sketch for an article. There are exceptions, but I would get a bit of practice with what you have started, ask for critiques if you like. Cheers. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 23:18, 3 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)


BetaWiki was a spam joke and should probably be deleted. XY007 T C 23:21, 3 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Clarification[edit source]

On my userpage is says 'users who thought ...' To be honest... I still do. I also think Marzipan is pronounced mar-ZYE-pan. (Hmmm... feel an odd sense of deja vu coming... XY007 T C 03:03, 17 Farbleum 2015 (UTC))

It's me, me, me, me! XY008 (talk) 23:19, 17 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Test[edit source]

Test signature... XY007 T C 22:14, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Sorry for meh inactivity...[edit source]

I just had to deal with abuse. XY007 T C 03:34, 27 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

IOTM[edit source]

Congratulations on winning IOTM for the month of February. You are now a phantom with ultra-spooky rollback powers. —Marzipan (talk) 07:22, 1 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Spooky? Vandalism reverting is spooky? Well then! XY007 T C 22:29, 1 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Congrats![edit source]

Good job on being nominated user! Keep up the good work, my good friend. We appreciate your work done here. Based on the looks of your profile, you're quite the interesting guy- perfectly suitable for Illogicopedia. Thanks for keeping in touch with me and everyone else, because they're important too and it doesn't have to be about me all the time.--Estero (talk) 03:40, 13 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Oh thanks for that. I wonder who'll be IOTM next month? XY007 T C 03:44, 13 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Concombres courbés[edit source]

Thanks for linkin' to my articlays. I appreciate it. Welp, guess I better brush up on my interpretive hula. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 02:33, 17 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Ip mip. XY007 T C 03:44, 17 Arche 2015 (UTC)

6 month anniversary[edit source]

I've not realised until now that today is been 6 months since I made this account. XY007 T C 22:22, 17 Arche 2015 (UTC) Test. {{subst:nosubst::User:XY007/sig2}} 09:44, 20 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Distances[edit source]

And only now I realised you are 1.5k light-years from the Earth (Good job, Illogicopedians of the Month archive (and Google))! I still wonder how do you use the Internet, because I don't really know about hyperspacing ... umm... the Internet? Or did you come from Magrathea and live on the Earth? Because even if the Internet travelled at light speed, it would still take 1500 years from a transmission to reach the other end, so 3000 years for an instant response. And you can respond in about a day I think (timezones) so ... awesome. Iamawesome  T | C | U  19:47, 28 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Not hyperspace, but applied phlebotinum. That's what i use. (Google it) XY007 T C 03:22, 29 Arche 2015 (UTC)
I see. Iamawesome  T | C | U  12:59, 29 Arche 2015 (UTC)
You funny? XY007 T C 00:27, 30 Arche 2015 (UTC)

The Divergent article[edit source]

Done! 103.243.237.5 08:08, 30 Arche 2015 (UTC) Eh it's nice. I like the plot twists. XY007 T C 08:21, 30 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Liar[edit source]

You told everyone that you live on Magrathea, but then I did research on that one clue you left me (told me it was 2AM in your local time while server said it was 9AM) and found out you live in middle-western America. You liar. Iamawesome  T | C | U  13:11, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Whoops, forgot the western side of Canada. Iamawesome  T | C | U  13:15, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)
That is not true. I've been to Canada before, but this is not my time zone. XY007 T C 22:23, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)
On Forum:Current time? I said it was 2PM but it was 3AM in GMT. User:Lord Assbutt the Fourth is in UTC+5:30 (India?) XY007 T C 22:32, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Hi[edit source]

Thanks for contributing to the article I started and stuff.P00psicle (talk) 22:55, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Oh hi their. XY007 T C 23:46, 31 Arche 2015 (UTC) That's a purposeful spelling mistake BTW.

Help?[edit source]

I'm making a game (a maze) and it's really annoying how you have to code every single room. Just asking could you help me. Further details if you agree. Iamawesome  T | C | U  08:42, 3 Arply 2015 (UTC)

I'll make some if that's what you want. XY007 T C 08:49, 3 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Good. The template is at IllogiGames:The Maze/roomTemp. Look at IllogiGames:The Maze/04 for a good example. Warphole example is at room 2 (or 01) The map is at User:Iamawesome/maze. I think you should start at something like room 50. Iamawesome  T | C | U  09:02, 3 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Fine then. XY007 T C 09:02, 3 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Danke...[edit source]

...for the image :') Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:35, 3 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Yeah I'm working on it. XY007 T C 09:36, 3 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Free Fascist Quotes for $5.75![edit source]

Hey this is Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive wishing you a very merry cherry sherry of normandy cherry berries very very hairy beary. Hope you collab with me sometime.

I'm going to collab on the Homosexuality etc. article. Help meh? I'd like the kim pommes frites for the intended purpose my man. Surrealism all the way! XY007 T C 01:28, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Hey XY007 can you please desecrate my failed article? It's wedding. Some MLG illuminist tried working on it, but it was total CARP. Do with the article as you please. 2+2=5

OK Milon. XY007 T C 02:31, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Sig testy> XY007talkcontributions 02:50, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Oh?

I heard somewhere that you know a little Español, yes[edit source]

¿Vas á la fiesta de helado este fin de semana?

(I think I studied more Spanish than French. The fact that they were university classes helped...) Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 12:11, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Eh? No. XY007talkcontributions 23:24, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

No. I'm not going to the cold festival on the weekend. ¡Voy a ir al festival de fuego con todos mis compadres todo este fin de semana para celebrar mis compleaños! It's gonna be FERBERLURS!!! 2+2=5 JOIN THE HINDLEYITE RELIGION OF HINDLEYISM, WHICH IS BASED ON THE TEACHINGS OF THE GREAT PROPHET HINDLEYITE. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive

Yaheh. April 9th festifal eh?
Hindley st.jpg This user is a Hindleyite.

. XY007talkcontributions 02:08, 8 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Hey XY007 how do I make a template?? I seriously need to make one. Please give me detailed instructions. SucksAtMath
XY007 THE FESTIVAL OF FIRE/MY BIRTHDAY IS TODAY!!!!!! TODAY IS ARPLY 9!!!!! REMEMBER!? 1984
In my time zone it's the 10th already. XY007talkcontributions 03:45, 10 Arply 2015 (UTC)

>:)[edit source]

Hate to break it to you, but Australians are actually from the future. From what I've heard we're slowly creeping towards a dystopian society by means of the government under Tone Abet. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 03:36, 14 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Aw man, the stuff above this changed[edit source]

Anyway, I was wondering where abouts I could find you on Tvtropes. I'm not all that familiar with the site so I dunno if people even have userpages on there, but whatever. I made an account to join a while ago and forgot about it since I hadn't really been bothered. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~

Not really on that site anymore. XY007talkcontributions 21:42, 17 Arply 2015 (UTC)
I see you've read the "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" series. 2+2=5
It is wonderful isn't it ceh? XY007talkcontributions 04:58, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)
How about the Hairy Potter seereez or The Hungary Games? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive

Chomsky honk[edit source]

Want a shortcut through the common sophomoric quagmire which has afflicted wanna-be intellectuals (myself included, at one time) since at least the beginnings of classic Greek culture? Start here. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 12:24, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Hey XY007 want to hear something that is more illogical than anything you can find here on Illogicopedia? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive
Ah alright. XY007talkcontributions 23:25, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)
The death penalty. 2+2=5
That's not illogical! XY007talkcontributions 04:33, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Think about it XY007: what's the logic in killing people who kill people to demonstrate that killing people is wrong? There's also no solid proof that it deters murder rates.
Yeah, by 'illogical' I meant the funny sort of illogical, which it definitely isn't. It's really stupid and it's also hypocritical. XY007talkcontributions 04:55, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Have you seen my talkpage yet? 2+2=5
Ah. XY007talkcontributions 04:59, 19 Arply 2015 (UTC)
The things you do when you're bored... thus came the drastic changes to my talk page.
Can you please point out any inside jokes I may have accidentally made on Radio Head? (despite the fact that the only real thing related to Radiohead on that page is Thomas Edward Yorke, but I figured since nobody else know who he is, I figured I could put him in there). Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (talk) 02:06, 22 Arply 2015 (UTC)

y'all have completely gotten away from the topic, Chomsky honk. Look... I just inherited an Impala with a slick sports package (better than inherited; my son is insuring it for us to use. He got himself an Escalade because he needs a bigger vehicle for his family trips, and because he was able to get it for $4000 less than the asking price.), so I know what I'm talking about. Wait...

Sorry, I got off topic myself, primarily due to Sandusky priestly deposition. See, the Sandusky sect uses butter during the priests coming out parties, where weebles wobble, but they don't tall down. Never mind, My advice usually sucks. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 00:03, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Anyway all right then. XY007talkcontributions 00:15, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)

AA AAAA AAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAA AA AA AAAAAAAA[edit source]

AA A AA AAAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAA. XY007talkcontributions 01:54, 22 Arply 2015 (UTC)

BB B BB BBBBB BB BBBBB BBBBBBBBB BBBB. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (talk) 02:02, 22 Arply 2015 (UTC)
OK. XY007talkcontributions 02:54, 22 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Get me out of a fiery rain, give me a mouse to ease the pain! KJ24 (talk) KJ24 (talk) KJ24 (talk)

Template syntax[edit source]

May I fix it? Iamawesome  T | C | U  05:20, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Yes please. XY007talkcontributions 05:24, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Okay. Iamawesome  T | C | U  05:25, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)
There. Also your 'See also' must have a <br/> in the end of lines. Or you can use 2 newlines. Iamawesome  T | C | U  05:32, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Thank you. XY007talkcontributions 10:13, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Your location (again)[edit source]

And I researched every single IP address that you gave me and then comes Victoria, Australia. Is that true? Iamawesome  T | C | U  13:55, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Yes. 110.148.176.253 22:53, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)
It's a weasel we can work for. After Magrathea was destroyed I had no choice but the come here. 110.148.176.253 22:54, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)
I need investors in towel distributorships. I am capable of driving on either side of the road, since I have experience doing so in Okinawa. I was there when the laws were changed so as to drive on the same side as Japan. It went surprisingly smoothly, Also, I have consumed a few different Aussie beers in liter cans. You can trust me. It's $8600 US to get in, $6900 a month for the lease and a guaranteed minimum return of $44,583 a month in urban locations. Outlying areas can garner bigger profits because rubes tend to believe anything to do with space aliens. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 00:14, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Hm? Oh, I could give used plastic bottles etc. to you. But would the Vogons approve? XY007talkcontributions 00:16, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
I can say yes, with certainty, because I am a Vogon. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 00:42, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
WHAT?!?! Oh no way! If you say anything nasty about me, I will feed your grandma to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. XY007talkcontributions 00:47, 25 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Agh. XY007talkcontributions 04:35, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Murrgh. Bahn mi. SHMER!!! Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 04:58, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Thank you but no thank you[edit source]

Hey, I know you might think you're being helpful and all that (and sometimes your edits do give me a push forward with an article), but sometimes I have plans about what I'm doing next with an article that is WIP. So, I'm not going to push you away for everything and say "don't collab unless I say so", but just as a warning, you might find your that your edits have been steamrolled out of my WIP articles.

This does not apply to articles that I have sort of 'finished' (i.e. thanks for your additions on my witch news story). Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 09:53, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)

That's wise, weasel. I didn't think that was good material anyways. I will keep my nose out of your work otherwise. XY007talkcontributions 10:01, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Hey XY007! Because you're Australian, have you heard of Pendulum? Or Knife Party? <--- Please edit. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 01:31, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Why not? I'll collab. 202.142.129.178 03:03, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC)
I got a deep cheese massage today from Monterey Jack. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 00:47, 29 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Ah that's nice. XY007talkcontributions 01:15, 29 Arply 2015 (UTC)
How do I create a new category? The count to 10,000 forum needs one. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 03:39, 29 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Just add the category, then click on it. Write a description! XY007talkcontributions 03:53, 29 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Alright, mink Wreck-It Ralph. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 03:33, 1 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Selamat tinggal. XY007talkcontributions 03:33, 1 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Any other ideas? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 03:53, 1 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Dictionary of Californian Slang. I wanted to do that page. You might be very good at it. XY007talkcontributions 03:54, 1 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Now that I'm done with Radio Head, sure. But first I gotta take a walk outside in the beautiful California sunset around the block to acquire some new slang words I don't know. Hopefully I don't get shot, 'cause this is where cholos originated from: Compton (look it up). Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 04:02, 1 Aym 2015 (UTC) btw I going to sleep now so peace.

Eh?[edit source]

Unfortunately, this Illogiopedia is in Engrish. Most denizens of this site do not read whatever jibber-jabber you just posted. For the benefit of the illiterate readers such as myself, could you provide an Engrish translation by your sophistercated talk? Or not. I dunno. --Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:35, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)

OK. I think this page isn't very nice. that's what it means. XY007talkcontributions 01:45, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Hello? Ernerberder herr? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 22:18, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Do you mean 'anybody here'? XY007talkcontributions 22:53, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Ja, zat's vat I mean. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 23:51, 2 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Hey XY007 my neighbor recently adopted a British Shorthair cat from the local animal shelter, but it started making these weird sounds like the cat in this video:

Because you also have a cat, can you explain why cats do that? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 02:41, 3 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Agh, I think the cat wants food. XY007talkcontributions 02:43, 3 Aym 2015 (UTC)

_______ in the wind on a warm Wednesday evening in the Bahamas whilst dressed as a Hindleyite monk[edit source]

Fill in the blank, please. The word should be 7 letters long. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 00:31, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Waiting? Fishing? Minking? XY007talkcontributions 01:15, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)
The answer is "pissing," but because you are far cleaner than I am (I was raised in an excruciatingly illiterate community in Los Angeles), well, I guess it's mining. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 01:27, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Unwise[edit source]

It is unwise to revert an admin before discussing it with an admin. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 01:28, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Sorry, but it's a mink! XY007talkcontributions 01:34, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Daphuq is a admin Fluffy Waffles (talk) 01:35, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)
The gods of the wiki. XY007talkcontributions 01:36, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I sat in the cupboard and wrote it down in neat.[edit source]

They were cheering and waving, cheering and waving... I twitch and I salivate, like with myxomatosis. Anyway, my talk page is getting to long. I saw how you made an archive, so... how do I make one? 2+2=5