Douglas Adams is God. He was the first president of Scotland in 1466. He reigned for seventeen years before being assassinated by Richard Dawkins, who also later went on to become God. Douglas Adams is the father of the Rocket and developer of the Infinite improbability drive.
Also author of the famous Discworld series of fantasy novels. Early works include The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic and The Grapes of Wrath. Often confused with Terry Pratchett, who wrote the science fiction classics Dune, Ender's Game, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Amongst his other notable achievements were silencing the Viagra Falls, parting the Dead Sea and bleeding profusely from the neck following his assassination. He was most certainly a gangsta of the highest degree prior to his ascension to the holiest of holy thrones, the Captaincy of the Empire of Shoelaces.
Widely rumoured to have been sniffing treacle whilst creating the outlandish outfits for which he is famous. Douglas likes cheese.