Richard Dawkins

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Take that, you surviving dinosaur, you disprover of evolution! Crawl back to the atom from which you spawned!

—Dawkins, to Bowser upon completing Super Mario Bros.

"...and then I squeezed the chimp's buttocks just like this."

Ricardo Santahat Bill Dawkins is an evilutionist and renowned Mario player. He invented supply-side fruitonomics and the deflatable chair in between taking the mick out of profane hate mail and defeating the evil Bowser for thirteenth time that week.

Connection to memes[edit]

Richard Dawkins invented memes. No, seriously, I'm not even joking about that. Look it up if you don't believe me.

NO HE DIDN'T THEY EVOLVED!! RICHARD DAWKINS DOESNT EXIST!

“You didn't build that”

~ Barrack Obama on Richard Dawkins invention of memes

Wikipedia tells all: [The word was] coined by British evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins in The (Sel)fish Gene (1976) as a concept for discussion of evolutionary principles in explaining the spread of ideas and cultural phenomena.

Publications[edit]

  • The Shellfish Gene
  • What I learned From Staring At 2 Monkeys While They Had Buttsex
  • God Is Dead: Lulz, Just Kidding, He Never Existed
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