One day, in the wonderful world of the Periodic Table, Mr Silver and Mrs Nitrate were walking down Noble Gas Lane. Suddenly the eevilll Copernicus Copper passed round the corner - "Ahh! Another victim!" he said. Copper stepped up to Mrs Nitrate, "Hello Mrs Nitrate. Lovely day for it!" Mrs Nitrate swooned at him and he took her in his arms. "See ya loser." he told Mr Silver.
Eventually Mrs Nitrate got divorced from Mr Silver and got married to Copernicus Copper. And from that time on they were known as Copper Nitrate. And they went on to have many children, some you might know - Francis Francium, Antimony and Albert Einsteinium to name just a few.