Eleventy-one

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If you touch it? If you say it? If you are it?
Explode Be blessed U are
Literally nothing Eternal life So yes
Feels nice Sudden joy ???

The sacred word. (number??)

Everything.

Literally god.

Probably a cult?

"Omg that's like eleventy-one bananas." -a respectable person

"I can't believe someone vandalized the word eleventy-one onto my house! I'm not honored!" -a terrible human being

If eleventy-one has rejected you, be gone from this sacred page!

Numbers of Sanity:
-4 | Zero/0 | 0.0001 | 0.167 | Zero Point Nine Reccuring/0.9999999999999 | One/1/First | Two/2/Second/No two | Three/Third | π/3.1415926535897932... | Four/Fourth | Five/5/Fifth | Six | Seven | Eight/8 | 8.386023 | Nine/9 | Ten | Eleven | 16...16 | 42 | 43 | 45 | 57 | 61 | 64 | 71.8 | 88 | 91 | A hundred/100 | 111 | 116 | 118 | 300 | 333 | 400 | 419 | 420 | 555 | 617 | 666 | 909 | 1111 | 1337 | 1973 | 1984 | 1987 | 1992 | 2000 | 2004 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2012 | 2014 | Over nine thousand/9001 | 10000 | 328742 | 104270865 | 111,766,361 | 13809827354 | 73020590879353 | 333333333333333 | +9 trillion | +6 octillion | Googol | Bunch of 1s | Babblion | Bajillion | Kajillion | Googolplex | Infinity

Natural numbers

Numbers of Insanity:
Infinity-1 | Bleen | Numbers of the Alphabet | 4 8 15 16 23 42 | 99 Red Balloons | Flargleflex | Igh | The number q | Zilch/Zrilch/Zkilcch | ω | υ | BANANA | 18 19 20


Commonly asked questions[edit]

What does it smell like?
Yes

Does it taste like bananas?
Nobody can taste it due to it's explosive nature. However, the most accepted theory is that it tastes like bananas because of "history."

Is it alive?
Of course.

Is it dead?
Mhm.

Is it Thanos?
A disrespectful question. No, naive fool!

But is it really Thanos?
Clearly it is. Hm.

Gender of eleventy-one?
All of them. None of them. Mostly a number.

Why does this exist?
Why do you exist :(

History of eleventy-one[edit]

A human being from a distant land assembled an army to conquer wikipedia- this army had exactly eleventy-one people and at first was invincible until one single person quit due to the excessive chanting of "eleventyoneeleventyoneeleventyone."'

The ruler was also eleventy-one years old. When he turned eleventy-two the person happened to leave and with none of the eleventy-one left the empire fell. Now that the eleventy-one formation was destroyed, so was the entire army and wikipedians roam the land to this day.