Eleventy-one
| If you touch it? | If you say it? | If you are it? |
|---|---|---|
| Explode | Be blessed | U are |
| Literally nothing | Eternal life | So yes |
| Feels nice | Sudden joy | ??? |
The sacred word. (number??)
Everything.
Literally god.
Probably a cult?
"Omg that's like eleventy-one bananas." -a respectable person
"I can't believe someone vandalized the word eleventy-one onto my house! I'm not honored!" -a terrible human being
If eleventy-one has rejected you, be gone from this sacred page!
Commonly asked questions[edit | edit source]
What does it smell like?
Yes
Does it taste like bananas?
Nobody can taste it due to it's explosive nature. However, the most accepted theory is that it tastes like bananas because of "history."
Is it alive?
Of course.
Is it dead?
Mhm.
Is it Thanos?
A disrespectful question. No, naive fool!
But is it really Thanos?
Clearly it is. Hm.
Gender of eleventy-one?
All of them. None of them. Mostly a number.
Why does this exist?
Why do you exist :(
History of eleventy-one[edit | edit source]
A human being from a distant land assembled an army to conquer wikipedia- this army had exactly eleventy-one people and at first was invincible until one single person quit due to the excessive chanting of "eleventyoneeleventyoneeleventyone."'
The ruler was also eleventy-one years old. When he turned eleventy-two the person happened to leave and with none of the eleventy-one left the empire fell. Now that the eleventy-one formation was destroyed, so was the entire army and wikipedians roam the land to this day.