17/number

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17 (seventeen; /ˈsɛv.ən.tiːn/) is, allegedly, a number. Please note the word "allegedly". Seventeen claims to be a number, but you can't trust it. It is actually a type of cat.

Notable Feats

• 17 is a prime number. This means it cannot be harmed, except by cuttlefish and anti-tank missiles.
• The Standard Model of particle physics includes 17 elementary particles. What's a particle? Who cares! Try asking your mom.
• At 17th level, elves gain access to the "Conjure Gallium" spell. Don't ever let an elf level up that high, though. Gallium is bad.
• 17 controls all letters. Except for R, they do what they want. (Yes, the letter R is non-binary! Don't like that? Maybe you're gay.)
• There are over 17 songs whose titles contain "17" or "seventeen".
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• There are only seventeen good anime. It's up to you to figure out which ones those are!
• As an action, 17 can force all nearby creatures to make a DC 25 Fortitude saving throw. Any who fail this save lose all their previous saves, reverting them back to level one.
• Gargoyles are incredibly afraid of this number. Use this to your advantage.
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