I need scissors! 61!

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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hiri-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61! La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo! La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo! La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo! Your mission is to infiltrate the fortress Galuade, rescue the hostages and neutralize Metal Gear before its assembly is complete. Variety Level 13 Rescue Meryl, the 'Return of Genola.' Mind the gap. President Baker should be somewhere to the south of where you blasted through the wall. Hurry and save him before the terrorists discover his code. Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi.

I need scissors[edit | edit source]

I noticed this a while back, but you have far too many Game Overs. Sorry to be blunt, but you really stink at this game. Honestly, though, you have played the game for a long time. Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

You got a PSG-1? You can use that against Sniper Wolf. Hurry up and save Meryl! You seem to get a real thrill out of slaughtering the enemy. Are you frustrated about something? Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer. I'll do the fighting! You can just go home! Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.

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Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves. Big Boss here... Enter the track on the bridge to the right...Over. Actually, there is something I have been meaning to tell you but I just couldn't... I think you should know, though. On Saturday morning last week I saw a guy leaving Rosemary's room...How should I put it, it was like they were..."intimate." I'm sorry. Sorry to bring this up during the mission, but...

I say again. Your duty is to infiltrate Zanzibar Land. And seize Kio Marf, an abducted Czechoslovakian biologist.

Snake, there's a fork in the conveyor belt. The machine is automatically sorting cargo according to some system. Take a good look at the device. Snake, take the power plant out. Set C4 explosives on four key pointsto destroy the structure. Snake, they've input both detonation codes. The only way to stop the launch now is to use the card key to re-input the codes.

Mind the gap[edit | edit source]

Snake, destroy the power plant's main turbine. It's located in the B1 floor of the plant. Break into the B1 floor. Variety Level 7 Shoot down the space invaders! Training will have to be postponed if we are invaded by UFOs. Weapon Mode Socom Level 01 Destroy all targets to reach the goal! Number of targets: 3.

Snake, like Shakespeare said: "Nought's had, all's spent, Where our desire is got without content." Basically, it means that your desire can get you into trouble if you're not careful. That goes for Items too. Don't get too greedy or you might be sorry. Be careful, Snake. Snake, remember what De Gaulle said: "The graveyards are full of indispensable men". Snake, you're all alone and surrounded by bad guys. Try to be careful and avoid getting into a fight whenever you can.

Listen, you haven't reported in for a long time until now. You think you can just CALL only when you want something? You disappoint me. Communicator Entertainment Program Idea Spy 2.5 (Two-point-five) Episode 1 New York. Here in the city where dreams come true and desires rule, something is being bought, sold and thrown away, even as we speak. But behind the scenes of business as usual, the nefarious J.E. (Junker Expensive) Corporation lines its already bloated coffers with profits from worthless products. As J.E. swindles yet another innocent into purchasing high-priced junk...the FBI mobilizes a top-secret task force to put a stop to the menace. Now, the city's best-kept secret spy is out there, briefed and ready to protect the people from J.E., the catalogue of conspiracy -- just call him 2.5 (Two-point-five). I can't believe it -- that someone who has committed all those twisted acts in the woman's bathroom would make it this far... this is the end of the world. Munch, munch...Um? Raiden? I'm eating right now. Get back to me later...munch, munch...

You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes... That reminds me, I saw Gubayama the other day in Shibomnigee. He said to give you his best.

I'm not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP ZZ...zz... I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?

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Natural numbers

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