Third

This is third.

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Mathmatical properties.

third is 3rd.

divide by rd.

thi = 3.

thigh = 3gh.

3 = e. (1337!)

thi = e.

thigg = egg.

divide by g.

thig = eg.

eg. = Egypt.

thig = Egypt.

thigh = Egypth.

4th = 4.

divide by 4.

th = 1.

i = e.

therefore, e^eπ=-1.

therefore Complex number = Real number.

use equal sign.

Real number = Complex number.

divide by number.

Complex = Real.

take Contraposition.

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Summary

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