Third
This is third.
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What Nobody Knows About Third[edit | edit source]
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Mathmatical properties.[edit | edit source]
third is 3rd.
divide by rd.
thi = 3.
thigh = 3gh.
3 = e. (1337!)
thi = e.
thigg = egg.
divide by g.
thig = eg.
eg. = Egypt.
thig = Egypt.
thigh = Egypth.
4th = 4.
divide by 4.
th = 1.
i = e.
therefore, e^{eπ}=-1.
therefore Complex number = Real number.
use equal sign.
Real number = Complex number.
divide by number.
Complex = Real.
take Contraposition.
Internet = Simple.
Add Illogic.
Illogicopedia = Simple and Illogic.
Summary[edit | edit source]
You should do more Illogicopedia
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See Also[edit | edit source]
Numbers of Sanity: |
-4 | Zero/0 | 0.0001 | 0.167 | Zero Point Nine Reccuring/0.9999999999999 | One/1/First | Two/2/Second/No two | Three/Third | π/3.1415926535897932... | Four/Fourth | Five/5/Fifth | Six | Seven | Eight/8 | 8.386023 | Nine/9 | Ten | Eleven | 16...16 | 42 | 43 | 45 | 57 | 61 | 64 | 71.8 | 88 | 91 | A hundred/100 | 111 | 116 | 118 | 300 | 333 | 400 | 419 | 420 | 555 | 617 | 666 | 909 | 1111 | 1337 | 1973 | 1984 | 1987 | 1992 | 2000 | 2004 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2012 | 2014 | Over nine thousand/9001 | 10000 | 328742 | 104270865 | 111,766,361 | 13809827354 | 73020590879353 | 333333333333333 | +9 trillion | +6 octillion | Googol | Bunch of 1s | Babblion | Bajillion | Kajillion | Googolplex | Infinity |
Numbers of Insanity: |
Infinity-1 | Bleen | Numbers of the Alphabet | 4 8 15 16 23 42 | 99 Red Balloons | Flargleflex | Igh | The number q | Zilch/Zrilch/Zkilcch | ω | υ | BANANA | 18 19 20 |