# Third

This is third.

**William Shatner** once said, *"if melodrama is your gig, then I'm your man"* to a group of drunken Shriners, on a dare. He's got balls. He can turn on a dime.

## Contents

## What Nobody Knows About Third[edit]

They still make phone books. Those huge wastes of trees, with typeset targeting well-sighted mice. We get some of our ideas from **Adult Swim** programing in the United States.

“You can't have overreaction without ovaries.”

## Mathmatical properties.[edit]

third is 3rd.

divide by *rd*.

thi = 3.

thigh = 3gh.

3 = e. (1337!)

thi = e.

thigg = egg.

divide by g.

thig = eg.

eg. = Egypt.

thig = Egypt.

thigh = Egypth.

4th = 4.

divide by 4.

th = 1.

i = e.

therefore, e^{eπ}=-1.

therefore Complex number = Real number.

use equal sign.

Real number = Complex number.

divide by number.

Complex = Real.

take Contraposition.

Internet = Simple.

Add *Illogic*.

Illogicopedia = Simple and Illogic.

## Summary[edit]

**You should do more Illogicopedia**