Shoop Da Whoop:A Documentary

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Shoop Da Whoop in it's orginal state of being.
Shoop Da Whoop in it's Dr.Octagonapus form

Hello. Today we are going to dive into one of the most controversial subjects in the bowels of this dark and cruel realm that we refer to as "The Internet". In the vast sea of internet phenomenons, called "memes", there is one which stands out. It is a flare in a peaceful sky. It is a beacon of light in a cave of darkness. It is a man with a tinfoil hat on his head standing in the middel of Times Square yelling about the upcoming apocalypse. It is different. It is significant. It is: "SHOOP DA WHOOP". What's that you say? You have heard of this phrase? You think it involves a certain DR.OCTAGONAPUS?

A giant laser beam you say? Ah Francis, why must you be so irrational? What we are talking about today has absolutely, positively, nothing to do with lasers or Dr. HexangonalMush or whatever his name is. I don't really care about this mechanical armed fool. He must have a pretty low self esteem, being forced to dress up like a character from a silly comic book. Hah! I bet that he couldn't even manage to keep a steady job, I mean, he probably lives in his mother's basement and is a 40 year old 'failure and a miserable excuse OF A--(A Short man with sunglasses and a smirk on his face rushes in from an offscreen location, exclaiming his name and unleashing a deadly "uber" laser from his mouth, burning the narrator to a crisp, flaky ash. The camera bounces around as the cameraman runs away in a clumsy flee, into a nearby town.)

Hi. I am the new narrator for this documentary, as it seems the other one was killed in a horrible accident. Now then, I'm quite parched so I think I'll take a drink. (The narrator opens a can of soda, which conveniently fires a lazer, obliterating him. Another narrator is shoved onto screen.)Hello. So, let's continue with the documentary. (Suddenly a disembodied floating head appears). "Hello Jimmy. I am here to grant you three wishes." "Oh really, are you really going the grant me three wishes?". "No." said the talking head. "My real purpose here is to FIRE MY LAZOR!".

(The narrator is destroyed by the mighty lazer beam, and is replaced with another narrator, who is killed by a different lazer, and is replaced with another narrator, who is killed by a different lazer, and is replaced with another narrator, who is killed by a different lazer, and is replaced with another narrator, who is killed by a different lazer, and is replaced with another narrator, who is killed by a different lazer, and is replaced with another narrator, who is killed by a different lazer, and is replaced with another narrator, who is killed by a different lazer. (Dozens more narrators our replaced, each being horribly killed in bizzare lazer related incidents.)

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