Grand Dad

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GRAND DAD.

(starts up a main menu of sorts)

Mario 7?

Did it... is this the one I played?

...no, let's check it out.

(starts up a game)

GRAND DAD!!!

(music starts)

Fleenstones?!

Oohhhhhhh...

Grand Dad.

An actual grand dad.

GRAND DAD?!

What the heck?!!?

GRAND DAD...

GREUHM DAD!?

...

What the poop?!...

Grand, dad.

Ohhh, (laughs)

Grand dad. The grandest of dads.

(music stops)

Is that Mario's bloody teeth? ...what the poop?...

(zooms into Mario's/GRAND-DAD's face)

..OoOhH nOo. OhOhH nOo! OhOh jEzUs...

I actually, wait-hang-on-wait-a-minute

You know... no... the possible/puzzle...

I know the cartridge artwork for this one, I think... hang on... I THINK I've seen the cartridge artwork for this one, I-I'm not sure, but, ah...

Hang on... I think I had it before... I think I've seen this piece of poop... hang on...

YEAHS THIS IS IT! LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS THIS IS HOW IT LOOKED.

(displays cartridge artwork)

PUSH ↑ START BUTTON. GET ADDITION GAME. AND NOURISH THE BLOOD

(zooms into cartridge artwork)

GRAND, DAD.

...grand dad...

Grand dad? Granddad...

Is it Grand Dad, or Granddad?

Grah-granddad... eh-u-m-b-fh...

(stops displaying cartridge artwork)

(zooms back out)

No-yeah-I-I love, you know what makes this perfect? The fact that... you know...

(zooms into Fred Flintstone)

Fred Flintstone's like, "Yeah, I'm in this toooo!" FththUMBS UP.

So, it's-a-sorta-like-weird endorsement from the flintstones alright.

(zooms back out again, for a/the second time)

(music starts up again)

(music stops abruptly)

Who made this game?

(zooms into copyright area thingie)

I did.

(zooms in further)

I DID.

I, or 1, I dunno.

(zooms back out again, for a/the third time)

(actually begins playing the game)

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