User talk:Kuolioinen/archive pre-Kuolioinen

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Hi. I have nothing useful to say aside from 'hi'. And possibly 'welcome'. But mostly 'hi'. And some cheese squigglies. -— Athyria 01:48, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

Here, have this welcome template that we spam new users with. Mars Cadbury (talk) 05:57, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

When, thank you. No, it was what... or was it who? I never remember that small word... --Judah Tolstoic ^[234701] 09:25, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

Fluffiness

Be sure to set Fluffiness to eXtreme smackiness in your configuration file, after dancing widdershins (and widder-elbows, if you're very talented) and delivering a urine sample from each of your pets, then refrain from swallowing raw amphibians. Where there's wind, there's weather. And turn the faucet tightly off when you leave. Oh, and if there's a creepy dude watching you through one of 28 holes drilled in the walls, you can mace him with any one of the cans, distributed around the offices along with cattle prods and donuts. You'll get business cards, a key to the executive dungeon, some talking rabbits, a name tag with your choice of job descriptions (Manitoba, kibitzer, kibbutzer, Malomar, Interrobang or captured planet). Cheers, and welcome to your nightmares. 11:03, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

Sure, you say? No one can be too sure about nothing nowadays... There's only one or three and a half things I'm sure about. I know there is a broccoli up in the sky, who has created every last gigabyte of us, even the hairiest of hairs. --Judah Tolstoic ^[234701] 11:24, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

I've decided to make you interrobang pro tempore. Cheers! 12:33, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

Are you having a bottle of Jack Daniels besides you, since you seem to be on the loop of saying 'cheers'? If you have, might I have some? It's been ages since I have last drunk my socks off. --Judah Tolstoic ^[234701] 12:51, 3 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

No, I'm not much of a drinker. I will share my marijuana if you please. Not my prescription meds, though... I'm a bit dangerous when I'm off those. Cheers! 02:22, 4 Novelniver 2012 (UTC) (I say cheers a lot, sometimes)

It is very jolly to be so cheery! Remember to eat your cheerios every morning, so you will stay that way! Although I have to say no to dosages of smoked cannabis sativa. Otherwise have a great day of greatness! --Judah Tolstoic ^[234701] 11:25, 4 Novelniver 2012 (UTC)

Welcome!

Hello, Kuolioinen/archive pre-Kuolioinen, and welcome to ?pedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay.

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an ?pedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~); this will automagically produce your name and the date. If you need help, ask me on my talk page. Again, welcome! 

Kate (talk) 22:18, 30 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

Greetings, sir Thane Athos.

It's great to see we're getting more new users around here. Keep up the edits and articles. I actually really like your writing style. -That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 00:10, 31 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

I was just jotting down some ideas on my user page. Glad you liked them. I'm planning a book right now if you're interested. --Thane Athos 07:04, 31 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

Hello, Þ, welcome to Illogicopedia, a place Thomas Friedman once called, "Where?"

Here's some stuff you may need (AKA a stock welcome template):

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course): If you're actually a vandal then prepare to be squashed by an oversized novelty sandal. If you're a complete beginner to wiki's then you may want to click here. If you're nibbling on any cheese or cookies at the moment, STOP! ...Hammer Time! Those are for Santa - our resident stuttering old perv. Just so you know what we're about (the life drawing class is left of that pop-up) I'd advise clicking here. I have to emphasise the section "In comparison to other wikis", just incase you're a fleeing uncyclopedia/uncycling flea user etc. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star (to put on your Christmas tree) whilst any !$"?@#!1*&!! work will be rewarded with a swift slap to the chops. If you turn out to infact be a brilliant user and aren't at this point laughing at the huge crater you've made where the Illogia once stood then you could be elidgible for Writer of the Month (or at least an unofficial Insane/Dedication award). If all else fails drink holy water and watch as a big hole-y forms through your heart. If it all goes horribly wrong and the police find your stash of Nuclear warheads, have broken into your house, and the ghost busters are unavailable then you should probably franticly claw for help in the direction of these guys. If you want to wear a funny wig and sit in a house full of commoners or lards then a political party membership may be for you. I recommend the Strangled Cats party. When we finally figure out you're the user that keeps stealing our pocessions we're going to need to keep in touch with you (so we can get a clear shot at ya :P). So please feel free to leave comments on user's talk pages or our sparkling forum. You can talk to us directly on our IRC chatroom. Now all that's left is the complimentary welcoming mint, and my bribe. £<insert number with more zeroes than Binary Code at the end of it here> please. Make all cheques payable to hell.

Anyway, thanks for coming, don't be afraid to ask for help, and, erm, have fun. --T3 23:49, 23 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

No. --Þ (talk) 01:29, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

keep your meat ice cold.

And don't forget to quack before you attack. Also stay away from Stevron, he is never up to no not nopeeee.

Welcome frend. I hope your ears are as wet as mine are.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 12:28, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

One does not simply leave a message and hide it from my sight. I am the hereditary knight of death, baronet of blood and guts, duke of torturous agony and marquis of gore. --Þ (talk) 16:06, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Im just a boy of the folds. Stella dorp. I"f you know what's then you will become ill with all seven licks of strange. In other words, I'm glad you've begun existing because most people dont do that here anymore. --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 17:55, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

You better be glad to sir Crookedbottom for pinching my bum into existence with his spears of justice. --Þ (talk) 19:54, 24 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

I like you. I think I'll keep you. And name you Ser Dustin Buttsworth.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:42, 25 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

No! I oppose human ownership of the means of production! (it's Günther, not Dustin) >:Þ 14:55, 25 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Made some Þot Þrownies today. Since this is all part of a grand experiment, I held no preconceptions about the results. There is a noticeable small reduction in muscle spasm and anxiety, with little hint, if at all, of a psychogenic effect. This leads me to believe that if you vented your spleen, it could go very badly, especially if you don't have a doctor do it in a sterile environment. No, I would advise against it. All those messy fluids, who knows what sort of trouble we'd get into. Did I say we? No, sorry, I will have no part of this whatsoever. I've already said too much. I know I haven't saved this yet, but already it is too late. The eyes in the room, human and robot, have lapped up this data as I type it. My wife, dog and cats are asleep? Doesn't matter. THEY see it all. No, I'm all done with this. I am willing to discuss most anything else, but this is done for me. Now, it's time for a ginger ale. 23:43, 25 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

I prefer my ginger ale with a side dish of dried psilosin. That is how I keep my limitations at bay. >:Þ 15:44, 26 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Hey

uh. *nudge* wake up.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 20:16, 16 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

Judging by the fact that you know what a Senpai is, what YOLO SWAG is and who teh Loominarty are, I would most certainly assume this one thing: you damn well know what MLG is, because you probably brag about how your quick-scoping and 360-no-scoping skills earned you a spot in the Faze Clan and the title "CoD Elite Sniper" while you still have a bad kill/death ratio. You may also smoke weed like Gruntled does, and you eat Mountain Dew flavored Doritos and drink Doritos flavored Mountain Dew and wear snapbacks by Obey and you wear pixelized sunglasses and call everybody "M8" and is a victim of Shrek's "love." If not, then that means I am. Anyway, I am a n00b to this website, so please don't make a clean shot between my eyes and t-bag me. Unless you say "GET REKT KID!!!" on my talk page. "Dayum, son." "I know it's a lot. I ought to show this to mom. MA! GET THE CAMERA!" How do I know all this? I'm from Los Angeles, California, foo. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 19:40, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Ahh, ferrets. 202.142.129.178 01:08, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC) (xy007)

aHH What happened to ur laptop XY007? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 01:17, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Just wouldn't boot up. 202.142.129.178 03:03, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Resedente? Nice man. I love the userpage. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:34, 30 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Thou thidn't thay thery thong

I have never met you, but I see you from a distance. Report your absence. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:38, 13 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

Hi there... nice to have some new users. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 22:11, 8 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course): If you're actually a vandal then prepare to be squashed by an oversized novelty sandal. If you're a complete beginner to wiki's then you may want to click here. If you're nibbling on any cheese or cookies at the moment, STOP! ...Hammer Time! Those are for Santa - our resident stuttering old perv. Just so you know what we're about (the life drawing class is left of that pop-up) I'd advise clicking here. I have to emphasise the section "In comparison to other wikis", just incase you're a fleeing uncyclopedia/uncycling flea user etc. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star (to put on your Christmas tree) whilst any !$"?@#!1*&!! work will be rewarded with a swift slap to the chops. If you turn out to infact be a brilliant user and aren't at this point laughing at the huge crater you've made where the Illogia once stood then you could be elidgible for Writer of the Month (or at least an unofficial Insane/Dedication award). If all else fails drink holy water and watch as a big hole-y forms through your heart. If it all goes horribly wrong and the police find your stash of Nuclear warheads, have broken into your house, and the ghost busters are unavailable then you should probably franticly claw for help in the direction of these guys. If you want to wear a funny wig and sit in a house full of commoners or lards then a political party membership may be for you. I recommend the Strangled Cats party. When we finally figure out you're the user that keeps stealing our pocessions we're going to need to keep in touch with you (so we can get a clear shot at ya :P). So please feel free to leave comments on user's talk pages or our sparkling forum. You can talk to us directly on our IRC chatroom. Now all that's left is the complimentary welcoming mint, and my bribe. £<insert number with more zeroes than Binary Code at the end of it here> please. Make all cheques payable to hell.

Well ill be dammmmduh!!! You put Illogology to shame! Velcam to Illogicopedia you anti-government sadist! We need people liek you (and me) to sodomize this website, so please nose the cheese! Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 02:33, 9 Aym 2015 (UTC)

And a weasel on the side. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 02:37, 9 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Gentile-men! Fine, but tomorrow. Now is time of my eternal slumber. We shall see after forever has passed. --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 19:19, 9 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Hello ajimmu. Go vote for yourself for Illogicopedian of the Month. I won last month, and i was (and kind of am) a noob like you. Also, sjink. Darpadarpdarp! Do you want to want to want to want to join The Ism Party? Your article on Watafakkism makes you eligible to join. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 03:58, 10 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Do u also.want to joyn Big Brrother? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 21:07, 10 Aym 2015 (UTC)

You are so very generous for all these massages I get from every one of you. Your hospitality is so overwhelming I mistook this for a hospital. Oh dear me. I have a gunshot wound from a rocket launcher in my stomach. Should I be worried? --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 21:13, 10 Aym 2015 (UTC)

JOYN TEH PHHOQIN ISM PARTEE!!! Apparently you and i use sodomy and sodomite and sodomize and sodomized quite often. Should we collab? Also please sodomize my vanity art-tickle (which is an article that's not ur userpage but an article about you. You ought to make one to display your antichrist anarchist MANIFESTO. I did.) Heer iz mah vanitY aretickle: Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Happy sodomy! Nose the cheese, foo. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 00:43, 11 Aym 2015 (UTC)

• Hmm... Ism is the best. The Ism Party is the best. Isms and free cake for all! Also just blah a blah newbie blah mistake blah, your blah signature is blah being blah substituted blah not blah transcluded blah which blah means blah the blah code blah spills blah out blah onto blah the blah page. Use blah in blah your blah preferences blah {{subst:nosubst|User:Ergotist/sig}} blah blah should blah fix blah it. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:45, 11 Aym 2015 (UTC)

The joinage of the aforementioned is lacking, I know. However, is the spillage of code bad? Need we worry about pelicans bathing in the illogic of my talk page? --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 09:43, 11 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Noo, but it's a bit tricky. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 10:11, 11 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Keue marit...

I can't believe you've heard of Uncle Paintbrush?! Though I was the only one on this wiki... Are you Finnish? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 10:31, 12 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Aye, that land of naked, steamy sessions in cramped rooms and salty liquorice. --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 23:49, 12 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Any other good songs by him? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:14, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Not by *him*. However, if we were to discuss *good* instead... --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 20:14, 13 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I seek your opinion of Thom Yorke based on this video.

You Radiohead cronies and your silly propaganda. You'll never take me alive! I can satisfy your seekage, though. My opinion is not joy nor sadness, love of hate or even indifference. It is a certain satisfaction that another individual has found enlightenment in this orderly world. Therefore, I approve of this man. --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 09:23, 14 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Kewl. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 02:09, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)

How about Thom in 2007?

How will you form an opinion on that? Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 02:17, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I believe that Thom Yorke was a weasel, weasel.

The hue manatee is pleased with his laugh and as his proud servant, so am I. Illogicopedia in spoken form is his speech. I shall express my satisfaction through the chant of the hue manatee: hue hue hue hue hue hue hue! --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 10:12, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Well someone's active. Please welcome the newcomer, User:Sweetie Belle. Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (Break my front door down.) 21:47, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I missed it...

Whaerehairewhahoohawhere have you been lately? 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 23:07, 30 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Arkanoids and coke. --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 14:19, 27 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

IOTM

Featured Illogicopedian

This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

(See other winners)

Put zis on eor eyoozerpayj. Yoo haff vun ze IOTM! XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:05, 1 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Congrats on winning IOTM for the month of May. You are now a phantom and have super-spooky rollback powers. —Marzipan (talk) 02:57, 3 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Yayzurzz! --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 14:19, 27 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

ERGOTISM? You are unhealthy. You should not be on ?pedia, for such a disease is contagious. Thank you. Also will create an account later. 116.73.65.249 14:12, 30 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Lay off! It is my way of life! Ergots are delicious! --3RG0T15T ~offer sacrifices~ 14:19, 2 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Great! Now for some sodomy.

Quiznos needs some sodomit€ in its system. Are youbup to the challenge?! 2+2=5

Come back!

Otherwise this one will take your place. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 04:26, 17 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Oh why thank you. PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times!

Do come back, mon ami. As well, a genuine question: if I heat you up to around 83°C, do you start to melt? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:39, 20 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

No, 66°C, you see, he lives in La Paz, Bolivia. The altitude is higher there. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 09:05, 20 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

No matter! Come back! JUST DO IT! PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times!

It's more of an issue that he has no email address confirmed, so none of these will reach his main attention. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:53, 20 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)