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Hello THE and welcome to illogicopedia. Have fun and write good articles --Testostereich(ballsack) 15:08, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

m'kay. thanks. --THE 15:20, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

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Good to see you're still alive and kicking. --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)--THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)--THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)--THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) alive and kickking, . --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC) BLAAAAAA!!!! --THE 17:51, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)


You didn't even have to leave a crazy message. Well... you did... but before the contest. Congratulations. YOU ARE A CRAZY DUCK! just check your user page.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 00:36, 12 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

How nifty. I am honored almost to the point of spontaneously combusting. but then, thata woudln't be in line with the ever forever fo there was an exclusive record not no toether oreason suit fore no tother rweason, --THE 13:36, 12 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

headeadhaeahweaehehaheahehaehaheha LINE TEXTED[edit]

ok THE, i give you the duty to take care of things during the school year while im not so frequently- oh wait, no need to tell you, you are already doing great...... bye.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 22:05, 27 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Nice work on the site[edit]

We need more editors like you, you've earned this:

Dedicated User Award

Testostereich says, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother, have proved your chivalry. I knight thee an illogicopedian sir/dame for your services to the site! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE ROUND TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

--Testostereich(ballsack) 05:43, 28 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

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Thanks, to both of you. Glad you like my, uh....stuff...and think I'm a good editor, despite the fact that I consistently forget to add my articles to categories... --THE 21:13, 28 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)


You are the winner of the Writer of the Month for Octodest 2007. I hereby present you with this trophy as a prize.
You also get Phantom rights, meaning you get an extra half vote in deciding this month's WotM.

Wheeeee!!! Thanks for nominating me Hindleyite!!! :D --THE 20:06, 2 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Acorn Day[edit]

Happy Acorn Day! Acorn.PNG

-- BlackholeSig.PNG<font=Impact>Eupocalith<font=Impact>Antimatter Demise Iirhai taul Nayuzir!

Thanks! Happy acorn day to you too!

Though I must say I'm bothered by your politically incorrect refusal to acknowledge the alternative holiday of pinecone day. --THE 01:52, 12 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

WTF is WikiPOP?[edit]

I noticed some site called "WikiPOP" was nominated for Wiki of the Month on EditThis. When I went in, it just seemed like a copy of Uncyclopedia made by someone named "Zana Dark." I noticed your username (as well as those of several other Uncyclopedians) on the recent changes, and it seems as if some sort of a war has happened on this site. I'm just wondering: what, exactly, is WikiPOP?

-- BlackholeSig.PNG<font=Impact>Eupocalith<font=Impact>Antimatter Demise Iirhai taul Nayuzir!

It was an exact copy of uncyclopedia made by Zana, then the uncyclopedians came in and each one of them was basically given instant admin rights (yeee! I was an admin for a couple seconds!). The site was basically completely deleted because it was all plagiarised from uncyclopedia. Now, it's all back, and I really don't know why. I'll have to ask someone on uncyclopedia then let you know. --THE 13:50, 2 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

That thing wot i dun did do[edit]

I wrote random insults next to everyone's entries. Nothing personal, i just hate you respect your opinion and your rights as a human being. -- Plant2.png Jonsig.png


COME BACK TO ME!!!!! Zana 01:22, 1 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

To your wiki, you mean? I'm afraid I'll need a link to it again.. --THE 14:40, 1 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Arg, I can't chat because Im banned! I miss you and your banter, all of you, Im sorry!
[1] Zana 19:03, 1 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
It isn't lettimg me log in. It keeps saying my password is wrong. --THE 20:22, 1 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Arg, what you want as a temp pw? thinker Zana 21:00, 1 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
NM I made it so you can make an account. do what you want, I miss you chaps! Zana 21:04, 1 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)


All big brrother spaces are taken. Ben Blade 12:50, 14 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Ah, yes, I missed the 5-person limit the first time I read the description. Damn! --THE 15:04, 14 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Oh yeah, I forgot all about this as well. Must have been eating too much turkey or something. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 15:29, 14 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
One of the competitors is blocked so you have a chance 2 join. BE QUICK :-)!

Ben Blade 17:46, 17 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Arrright!!! --THE 20:24, 17 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Big Brrother now starts 25th January. You will be told when. --Ryan ~ U T C ~ 12:38, 20 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Hey THE-re (hey there)[edit]

I just realised you don't have any stars despite your several features. Do you want some. Either way how are you, got any ideas for the site. --Testostereich(ballsack) 16:13, 22 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I haven't given myself any stars because I can't seem to figure out how the star system works :/. Do you get one star for every feature, or something? As for ideas for the site, I think what we could really use is some more members. Not sure how we'd go about "recruiting" though...perhaps a talk page template on uncyclopedia, telling random writers about the illogicopedia? It's a thought...or perhaps we could just use a little marketing... :) --THE 18:43, 22 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Bum Ba Bum Ba Bum Ba Bum ... Braaa![edit]

I'm in a trumpet mood today! PS. Wanna make a collaborative article? It HAS to be a really good, proper prose one though ^^ ---MrMetalFLower

Sounds good to me! Are you envisioning an EPIC of some sort? I'm always up for a good EPIC! --THE 20:25, 23 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Oh yes. Think the most epic, epicalist, epic-esque, epic yew ever done did see! Think "guaranteed" feature! Think "Is that spelt right? Guaranteed?" Think "what can we write about?" Got any ideas? Trumpets? ---MrMetalFLower

How about an epic, desert island tale? There's plenty of potential for absurdity in a story of people stranded on a desert island. I'm thinkin maybe two or three people get trapped on a tiny island, stay there for 30 years, then suddenly notice that their island is actually in the middle of a two-foot deep pond in the middle of central park. Just an idea. Whaddya think? Oh, and get a proper signature... :) --THE 18:03, 24 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Haha, yeah, that sounds great! What about the name? Oh, and I do have one, it's just messing up :P -MrMetalFLower

How about The Stupendous Island Adventure? Short. Simple. Arousing. Or is that just me? --THE 18:18, 24 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Dude, that comment works on so many levels --Testostereich(ballsack) 18:22, 24 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Short? Simple? Arousing? Sold! Are yew sure ywr not talking cloning me here? :P -MrMetalFLower
¬_¬ Testostereich(ballsack) 18:39, 24 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
Alright, I can start working on it tomorrow, MMF, after midterms :/. You can start it today if you like though, and then I can jump in once I'm done. --THE 18:47, 24 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVICTION!!!!![edit]

Well, you were one of the most lively constetants but sadly I don't decide who stays in or not, the public does. I packed all your stuff for you, including the tomatoe toothpaste :-).



The retrun[edit]

Welcome back. There is orange squash in THE fridge. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:03, 25 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Orange squash? I can't stand orange squashes. *Paints it green.* This squash is now perfectly acceptable. --THE 21:37, 26 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
I love green squashes, they're my favourite! It's a shame I'm colourblind... --Testostereich(ballsack) 22:08, 26 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
They make special fruit for color blind people. It comes with small signs saying "I'M GREEN!" --THE 19:59, 27 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
Oh wow, this is great. Are the sign's edible? --Testostereich(ballsack) 20:11, 27 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)
If you like eating cardboard, then sure! --THE 20:24, 28 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)


Dude you should come on irc more often. I'm just saying 'cos every time you and fonchy talk there great article ideas usually come out of it for everyone. So yeah, you should.

'Why shouldn't I?'

Pardon, I wasn't talking to myself, the comment was directed at THE.

'Yeah sure. It's always THE or Fonchezzz or some other user. But what about me???'

But I am you, I'm with you all the time.

'You're not me!!!! Dumbass, How could we talk like this if we weren't two seperate people?'

Because we're not two seperate people, we're just the spontaneous creation of some bored user. We don't exsist.

'Yes we do!'

No we don't.

'Yes we do!'

No we don't.

'Yes we do!'

No we don't.

'Yes we do!'

No we don't.

'Yes we do!'

No we don't.


'YES WE DO!!!!'

/me sighs. I'm not going to deal with you when you're like this.

'Haha! You said I was "you" tha- '

I didn't mea-

'Bububububbuhh. You recognised me as a seperate entity so therefore I win. I AM a person, and so are you.'

Everything you've just said is scripted! You ARE NOT, I repeat, a person!

'Am I a toy then?'

You are not a toy!

'Hah, I made you quote Woody! +500 points for me'

Firstly who's Woody, secondly you're still not a person, and thirdly it's more like +200 points. That was nowhere near a headshot.

'Haven't you ever watched Toy Story. So I just add that 200 points onto my total?'

You take off that 500 points first.

'Too slow loser, 700 points for me! Mwahahahahaahaaha. Teddy bear at the cash-in point, prepare to be snuggled.'

Snuggled? You woman!

'Erm, well at least I don't encourage two users to go on to some flimsy chatroom but only telling one user!'

I was just gonna tell Fonchezzz.

'No you wasn't. You massive wanke- *is shot*

Victory is mine! ...Wait, I just shot myself? *falls down dead*

Testostereich: So yeah, IRC, go on, please.

--Testostereich(ballsack) 20:45, 9 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Also, feel free to add to the Penglish uprising, I started it and couple of people have added to it. Basicly we're trying to encourage other users to edit it because it might have feature potential. --Testostereich(ballsack) 20:55, 9 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I haven't been on IRC in a while...I'll start going on more regularly though, I always have fun when I'm in there. And I'll take a look at the penguin article right after I finish typing this sentence. --THE 01:13, 11 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Hey THEre![edit]

You're the most notable EPIC writer (EPIC as in really really fat :P) Anyway I wondered what your opinion of this EPIC I'm working on is? The link is here. You can help if you want to, but I'm after your thoughts on it for now. Then you may go, leave the hookers. --Testostereich(ballsack) 22:29, 22 Arche 2008 (UTC)

I really like what you've got going on so far. I fixed a few typos, but that's the only editing I did. It's got the bizarre randomness associated with the EPIC, but it also has satire and stuff. It's funny enough to be an Uncyclopedia article. My suggestion for improving what you have so far would be to target the first phone call between the main character and General McPimpus. The conversation's a bit hard to follow for some reason...if you added "...said the general," and "...said Ted" after their lines, that would probably help clarify it a little. Excellent story so far, I'm looking forward to seeing what happens next :) --THE 16:14, 23 Arche 2008 (UTC)
Well I've writen what comes next. Have I earned my two cents worth of bread for the day, or is there improvements to be made? --Testostereich(ballsack) 18:31, 23 Arche 2008 (UTC)


I have finished The Important Mission. I wrote some stuff then scrapped it, but then added a ton more and finished it. I'm quite happy with it but I'm interested to see what you make of it?

Care to review it? :P --Testostereich(ballsack) 15:29, 5 Arply 2008 (UTC)

I'll delve into it tomorrow. I'd do it today, but I'm so lazy today, I can barely finish anyth --THE 23:50, 5 Arply 2008 (UTC)
Thanks man. Glad you liked it. --Testostereich(ballsack) 18:39, 6 Arply 2008 (UTC)

THE Man[edit]

As in the true spirit of the NEHPICs, (the anti- Epics), I wrote a spoof of a great epic of yours, it's nowhere near as long as anything I've really ever written and I thought you might enjoy the one or two cheap laughs it gives: The Incredulous Adventures of Melvin Hamsterdan and the Amazing Copy-right Ironing Board

Bwahaha! Very nice! --THE 22:30, 18 Arply 2008 (UTC)


Hey THE, could you adopt me maybe? Maybe take a look at my new article? Thank you, Mr. Adoptee! Cajek 02:45, 9 Aym 2008 (UTC)

I could gladly adopt you, young one! Good to see you've joined here, we could use a man of your illogical sensibilities. The article looks splendid. --THE 20:30, 9 Aym 2008 (UTC)
How should I make it more ?pedia? Also, I saw something about sega tapes at the top of this page, but I won't mention it because it might distract you from your duties as adoptee. *ahem* HOWZ I MAYK MAH ARTICKLE BETTAR?????!?!?! Cajek 20:42, 9 Aym 2008 (UTC)
I think it's captured the illogical spirit fairly well as is. There really isn't any specific definition of quality here; you can really write whatever you want as long as it isn't vulgar, vain, or vimbly. You especially want to avoid being vimbly. --THE 10:59, 10 Aym 2008 (UTC)
WHORE! Illogicopedia:VFH/Grand Theft Auto:Antarctica Oscar Wilde LOLLLOLOLO ...I think that's whoring, but I'm using the Uncyc definition. Cajek 03:55, 24 Aym 2008 (UTC)

Keep up the good work[edit]

I like the articles you seem to be writing at the moment, they're teh 1337 lolcat roflcopter etcetera Testostereich(ballsack) 17:13, 11 Aym 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! I must say I resent your use of the word "teh." TEH is my evil twin. He's insane. I don't like to talk about him. --THE 22:08, 11 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! --Testostereich(ballsack) 10:43, 12 Aym 2008 (UTC)

THE! I wuz banninnated from Uncyc[edit]

Could you leave a message at the top of my uncyc userpage that links to my illogicopedia userpage, mr. adopter? Cajek 15:41, 5 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

Yep, no problem good sir. I'm sorry you were banned...what happened? Did you make sexual advances on an admin again? --THE 10:51, 6 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
I see nothing wrong with a bit of flirting. After all, the Uncyc admins are cool and sexy... -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:12, 6 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
Oh, my ban has been reduced, and anyway, what I did was totally legal, if a little unexpected and sexy. ...and cool. Cajek


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This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

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If you receive this message you are a past winner of Illogicopedian of the Month. It may be a bit late but you are hereby awarded the IOTM template: your badge of honour that shows you are the cream of the Illogicopedian crop. Congratulations! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:51, 1 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)


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the game

For Houses aren't made of salt, how abstract and eloquent of thee...

I hope you're bloody happy with that.

With love, Robomilk.

Hey thanks! I totally forgot I wrote that article... --THE 21:18, 8 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

TEH you son of a gun[edit]

You've gone and won the pickle, well, uh, well done I guess. Long live the King --Testostereich(ballsack) 15:12, 31 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Hey, thanks Testes my man. I loved your arttickle! --THE 15:27, 31 Ergust 2008 (UTC)

Your article, Lightbulbism, is a winner in the Illogic Pickle 2.2
You receive a pickle in a jar to display on your fireplace.
I offer you my congratulations! Your article sounded like it should be a South Park episode or something. That's a compliment :) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 16:18, 31 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
Ahahaha, thank you! --THE 16:29, 31 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
Dude seriously, your pickle is awesome. Very funny. Nice even coat of nonsensical randomness on top. I apluad u. --Ragglefraggleking 14:55, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC) And because i was utterly compelled by your award winning pickle which is hilarious yet random i hereby declare you wprthy!:

Flub Nugget Award

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Raggle Fraggle King acclaims, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother and/or sister, have proved your yourself wprthy! I hereby award The Flub Nugget Award to you for your services to all randomness! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE OVALISH ROUND SHAPED TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

--Ragglefraggleking 14:55, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the award and the komplements! I liked your poop cookies entry, it was awesomely bizarre. --THE 17:38, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
true it was spost to be pretty bizarree (I was trying to weird out the judghes.) Hehe. --Ragglefraggleking 17:52, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

your articles[edit]

Iv'e never put anything on yer talk page before and you probably never heard of me but how to you get your articles to be so weird and randumb? I love your articles. --HUGE BOB 16:15, 11 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Thank you! Yes, I've heard of you, and seen you doin' stuff around the site.
How I write an article depends on whether it's an EPIC or a normally sized article. With an EPIC, I'll usually have planned out the basis of what's going to happen in the article. But with normally sized articles, I'll sometimes just think of a strange title, type it in, then make stuff up off the top of my head. Sometimes I'll just come up with a single phrase that I think is odd or interesting in some way, and it will become the basis for an article. Next time I write an article I'll pay more attention to how I think of things to write, and report back to you! --THE 19:45, 11 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
Maybe we could do a collab called Prue spurt referee! --HUGE BOB 06:15, 12 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Check out clubnormal drive mute please, its on the road to EPIC! --HUGE BOB 15:37, 16 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

sweet, I'll take a look. --THE 11:00, 17 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


remember the last time we tried a collab? we never got round to it :P well this time I think we should try. What do you say? MetalFlower.jpg 19:50, 11 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

also, come on IRK! MetalFlower.jpg 19:55, 11 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
I started one that time. It's here. We can still finish that if you want, or start something new. I'll be on IRC in 4.3853 seconds. --THE 19:57, 11 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
I think it should be a new one, really. 19:59, 11 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
O.o I logged out MetalFlower.jpg 20:00, 11 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Hey, not sure you noticed but I got a start on Barble's Bungle. Feel free to add lots! :P MetalFlower.jpg 10:40, 17 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Oh, good! I hadn't noticed, actually. I'll probably be able to work on it after class today. --THE 11:00, 17 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


Like, heya dude, long time no see :D --Silent Penguin 22:11, 17 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Howdy!! Yeah, Senior year has been devouring much of my spare time, unfortunately. And a dog ate my laptop. The dog had...very powerful teeth. --THE 22:19, 17 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Nice ending[edit]

I must admit, that ending to The Monstrous Monster from the Murky Marsh was quite funny. Readmesoon (Talk | contribs) (01:24, 18 Octodest 2008 (UTC))

Which one? :) Thanks. Glad you liked it! --THE 01:30, 18 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
All of them were good, but my favorite was the Cleveland one. Readmesoon (Talk | contribs) (01:48, 18 Octodest 2008 (UTC))


pls :P ColourfulMetalFlower.jpgMMF!talk←/→admin(:D) 19:17, 22 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Oops, sorry I missed this. I'll get on IRC tomorrow afternoon, and look out for ya. --THE 00:35, 23 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Ah. ok ^^ we're missing you on #?pedia and #uncyc. ColourfulMetalFlower.jpgMMF!talk←/→admin(:D) 12:36, 23 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

You have been tagged[edit]

at Forum:Style Imitation Tag. Your task now is to find one of your articles that seems to fit the style of another user, talk about it in the forum, and then tag the user who your article fits the style of. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:43, 23 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

A late crushing[edit]

Here's to your late crushing!

Crushed Contestant

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This user was crushed by an anvil.

(See other contestants)

--Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile!  Talk  Got An Idea?  GAMESHOW!  08:50, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)


oh yeah, dongs. Also, yeah, I added some stuff to Barble's Bungle, give it a look and add whatever :P I love the way this is probably the most relaxed collaboration in the history of civilsation since words were invented as a means to obtain more sex from women dressed up to look like giant egyptian vaginas in perfume-drenched wigs and now I'm just rambling on and on and on... ColourfulMetalFlower.jpgMMF!talk←/→admin(:D) 13:16, 6 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

<whoar> Oh yeah also I have two articles up for feat, check 'em out if you will: Godzilla Versus Jaws, Borderline Oceania. </whoar> ColourfulMetalFlower.jpgMMF!talk←/→admin(:D) 13:21, 6 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
I am posting here as I am procrastinating ColourfulMetalFlower.jpgMMF!talk←/→admin(:D) 13:24, 6 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Voted. I'll most likely be able to add more to Barble's later today. Procrastination is...(I'll finish this sentence later...) --THE 18:55, 6 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)


hey... --

Why do you think this site will survive beyond 2009?

--The previous unsigned comment was left by 82 (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time
Because it's an awesome site, and it's users wouldn't allow it to die. --THE 21:49, 14 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Wut happens after u run out of money

--The previous unsigned comment was left by 82 (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time
People will donate money to keep the site alive. Either that, or we'll just steal some. --THE 22:02, 14 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Yea right "ooh i get a 1 dollar allowance from my mommy and thats going 2 be enough 2 support a site that gets 5000 page views a day" if you don't have any super super rich members that won't happen. and stealing is illegal.

--The previous unsigned comment was left by 82 (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time
Oh, we'll be able to support the site. We have a number of members who are not only super rich--they're actually Gods. Which means that they will be able to easily pay for the site. Stealing is illegal, eh? Meh. So is your mom. --THE 22:22, 14 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Trapped in a corner, I see.

YOU BIG BULLY!!! *cries.* Also, welcome to illogicopedia. I have no idea who you are, how you found this website, how you stumbled across my article, or why you chose to name yourself "82" (when you could have been such a nicer number like 23 or 48!). But welcome. --THE 22:46, 14 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I though YOU where the vandal. How could I be so stupid! --Elassint 22:51, 14 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Wait, I made this comment after I mistook you for a vandal, reverted myself, and told 82 to go away. Whats wrong with this wiki's clock? --Elassint 22:53, 14 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)
First of all, no problem for mistaking me for a vandal. After all, I was in the midst of a revert war with the oddball. Also, wikia does have a strange clock. Apparently, you were in some sort of time warp, and apologized for something before doing it. --THE 23:00, 14 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Festive message:[edit]

Merry Christmas!
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Ben wishes you a merry christmas and a snappy new year. Take that as a Insult compliment!

Merry Christmas!--Ben Blade 23:42, 18 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Thank you sir! And a very merry Christmas to you! --THE 23:49, 18 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)


I've been lurking a lot, I just haven't really been involved with the site as of late for some reason. But I'm feeling a freaking come back is due, so PHUCK YEAH! But I am going on holiday all weekend later today, so that does kinda seem like a lame comeback. anyway thanks, stay cool. --TReich (My Bad) 10:15, 20 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

's been a long time[edit]

Man I love you TReich (My Bad) 22:40, 26 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)

Aw, shucks. *blushes* thanks testes. --THE 22:44, 26 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
I agree. You are awesome! YOu should start writing books. ~ 22:50, 26 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! I might try my hand at "real world" writing some time, though that time is not now or any time particularly soon. And I'll never leave illogicopedia, no matter what happens. Even if I get so badly injured that I can only time with my belly button. --THE 23:57, 26 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
Group hug! :D --Silent Penguin Penguin Foot.png 00:04, 27 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
Does that mean me too? I'm just a sad, little, desperate book. ~ 05:52, 27 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
Of course it means you too! I've never hugged a book before. But then again, I'm just a definite article. --THE 19:19, 27 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
That's right bitches, you get the group hug now but I'm the special one. Yeah. ColourfulMetalFlower.jpgMMF!talk←/→admin(:D)

dong-flavoured snack[edit]

hey THEre you know we should probably get to finishing barble's bungle, i was very excited about it and we sort of stopped! i'm not sure exactly where to go from where i left it off so would you be able to edit first? ^^ ColourfulMetalFlower.jpgMMF!talk←/→admin(:D) 11:57, 3 Arche 2009 (UTC)

Okay, yeah, I sort of got lazy about working on the Bungle. I'll add some more to the story at some point this week. --THE 18:02, 3 Arche 2009 (UTC)


Cheers for reverting that vandal type person. In return, I reward you with a gold star like the ones you used to get at school! Brill, eh? -- Hindleyite 12:49, 11 Arche 2009 (UTC)

Yer welcome, and thanks for the shiny star! --THE 11:52, 15 Arche 2009 (UTC)

So, er yeah[edit]

I dunno if you remember but a few months ago we were gonna take on a new administrator. Well, for whatever reason, we didn't quite get round to doing it - can't remember why, I seem to recall getting to the stage where we were gonna notify the person and them I dunno what happened. Anyhow, the admins (ie, me and Silent Penguin) have today reassessed this decision in light of the fact, well, it's not three months ago.

We were wondering if you were perhaps prepared to be an administrator on Illogicopedia.

Now, before you make the decision I want to say a few things about what it entails. We want to push things forward to get Illogicopedia moving again and for this reason appointing an admin to help out with keeping VFF up to date and refreshing the featured articles more regularly. In addition to this it'd be nice to have another admin in the US timezone to keep tabs on 'overnight' vandalism.

Of course, becoming an admin may mean slightly less time to devote to your writing and other such things. But look at it this way: six days out of seven nothing much happens - we get perhaps one or two vandals per week and the feature updating basically takes only ten minutes of your time when you feel like it. And you're not actually compelled to do anything but, like, howl at the moon and such.

Have a think about it. -- Hindleyak  ( Blab | Blog )   18:40, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)

History in the making. OMFG HE IS ADMIN ND FONCHIE ISNT OMGWTFMSNBBQ Grrrr.....>:-(
Dont worry tho, its k. I has other canndidates including THE.--Ben Blade 18:47, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)
Fonchez isn't being offered simply because he hasnt done more than four edits in the last five months.--Silent Penguin 19:22, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I accept, as long as I'm needed I'd be glad to fill the post. There've been multiple times in the past when vandals were running around unchecked and no admins were on. It'll be good to be able to KILL those vandals instead of just following them around, reverting them and fruitlessly asking them to stop on their talk pages. I might need someone to help me out with feature updating at first, just because I have no idea how that process works. But yeah, I'd be glad to help. --THE 19:41, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)
Ah, excellent! I see Seppy promoted you already so welcome to the jungle. I'll probably post an official message in the forum tomorrow if I can remember... hopefully people won't be cheesed off that we skipped the vote this time round. As for the feature updating thing, it's easy once you get the hang of it. There's a rough guide here but we'll help you along as and when we get to it. -- Hindleyak  ( Blab | Blog )   21:50, 23 Arply 2009 (UTC)
Alright, cool! Thanks! :) --THE 02:25, 24 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Before I Get Too Far...[edit]

Bored and in need of mindless busywork, I decided to start linking dead-end pages. After doing a number of them, I noticed that many of them were yours, so I stopped. The linking was minor; just one word, and usually "I". But I thought I'd ask if you minded this, or, you would prefer (a) leaving them all as dead ends, or (b) adding an invisible link that would only be readily apparent in the wiki markup. Your option. I won't be doing any more busywork until I hear back. Cheers, --The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 04:07, 25 Arply 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah, you can add links to them, no problem. I tend to be lazy about links when writin' new articles. --THE 12:48, 25 Arply 2009 (UTC)

On Titmice & Squirrels[edit]

Pardon the misleading title. This is actually just to express my thanks for your vote for IOTM. :) It's good to have the support of a writer whose work I greatly enjoy. I enjoy blurred truth and surreality, and you do it so well. --The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 20:22, 1 Aym 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome! Thanks for the complement, and congrats on yer win. --THE 12:21, 2 Aym 2009 (UTC)