F5

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F5 is a magical button. It will do anything you want. F5 RULEZ DA WORLD!!!!!!!1!!1!

“That would be quite accurate, as holding the F5 key makes the world spin.”

~ Some computer geek overemphasizing the power of the F5 key.

SHUTTUP GEEK! I'M TRYING TO NARRATE HERE!

I know! I'll interview the moon!

Reporter: So yeah moon, what do you think of F5?
Moon: F13 is evil! I hate that useless good-for-nothing!
Reporter: No you god-awful ball of rock! I said F5!
Moon: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. F5 is a wonderful key. Much like the country of spain.
Reporter: SPAIN?! What does spain have to do with F5?!
Moon: I'm terribly sorry. F5 is quite great. Much better than that horrible rap music kids like these days.
Reporter: No one wants to hear your rambleing gramps! I'm here to talk about F5!
Moon: Ah, yes F5. What was that again? Some show on MTV...
Reporter: THE ****** F5 KEY ON THE ****** KEYBOARD YOU MISERABLE ****** EXCUSE FOR A ****** SPHERE OF **** ROCK YOU ***** GO ***** ****** LOAD OF---

(Technical difficultys. please wait.)

Moon: Oh, THAT F5! Honestly, have you ever heard such language! Well I think it skips to a random-
Reporter: Just skip to the part where you tell us how awesome it is!
Moon: Quite nice. Much like spain.
Reporter: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT SPAIN! WHAT DOES SPAIN HAVE THAT WE DON'T?!
Moon: Well it has soccer...
Reporter: **** YOU MOON!!!!
Moon: I'm sorry?
Reporter: Nothing, keep talking.
Moon: Well what it does is...
Reporter: I'm supposed to say that! You're just supposed to talk about how awesome F5 is!
Moon: Quite nice. Much like spain.
Reporter: ENOUGH ABOUT SPAIN! THIS ISN'T WIKIPEDIA! NOBODY CARES FOR THIS BORING **** LOAD OF MALARKY! YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? YOU'RE BORING! B-O-R-I-N-G-! NOBODY CARES ABOUT BORING PEOPLE! SO I'M GONNA SEND YOU TO A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CARE WHAT YOU THINK!
Moon: And where would that be?
Reporter: Yeah, missle defence team. Call in everything you got.
MISSLE DEFENCE TEAM: We're on it!
*KA-BOOM!*

So yeah, I just Shot the moon. Serves him right. He was boring. Now on to the good part.

History of F5[edit]

What?! You're actually reading this?! Shoot. Now I have to come up with something...

Uh.. I think it used to be the refresh key, but nobody used it cuz theres already one at the top of the screen.

Too Bad! Cuz this refresh key dispences Lemonade!!!! Try it! It's Lemonade!! I think. I'm pretty sure a dog made it. Or maybe it's not lemonade. Maybe it's Mountain Dew...

F5 has been used by A whole lot of awesome celebritys.

Popularity[edit]

F5 is the most popular key EVER!!!!1!

Even the dancing dog ♥'s it!

♥ARF!♥







And look what it does to your inbox!

Spam anyone?

How to use this magical feature[edit]

Normaly F5 refreshes the page, increaseing the page views. However if you press F3 and F5 at the same time, you will be teleported to a tea party in Britain. There, you will drink tea, and be taped drinking tea so that everyone can see you drinking tea on youtube.

See also[edit]

  • All the other F numbers