Illogicopoly (playable version)

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ILLOGICOPOLY 2010

Copyright date: 2010

Released by: 2010

Issued through: Illogicopedia

LUNCH BREAK	Winter Olympics $220	Nonsense	Lunch $220	Flying Tree $240	The Battle of My Room $200	Epic Fail $260	Sponge $260	You feeble fool! $150	Hogwarts $280	GET KILLED
Meet Danny Devito $200	ILLOGICOPOLY 2010									Have Some $300
Lies $180										Best Article Ever $300
Get some snacks										Go Camping
Profit $180										Ultimate Soup $320
Illoginews $200										Dancing Dog $200
America $160										Insane
Suspicious Man with Very Large Coat $140										Meaning of Life $350
Employment Prescreening Questionnaire $150										Server Crash (pay $75)
Dig a hole to China $140										YouTube $400
DEAD/JUST VISITING	The Point $120	Batchap $100	Random	Politics $100	The base for mental unhealth $200	Get stabbed (pay $200 or 10%)	Motel Trolls $60	Get caught in traffic	Lunch box $60	GET LOST (collect $200)

Tokens: Silent Penguin, Knife, Readmesoon, Pigeon, Testostereich, Deck of cards, Hindleyak, Rectal probe, Medicine, Editthis, Nerd42

Do Stuff[edit | edit source]

GET LOST (collect $200)
Steal from the guy who stabbed you. Collect $20
Take a tour of the base for mental unhealth. If you GET LOST, collect $200.
Strike an intelligent conversation with The Devil. choose a player. that player can only roll 1 die next turn.
Search for Truth, only to get owned. Pay $7 for each tile deed you own.
Advance token to the nearest whatever-the-heck-replaces-the-railroads. if unowned, you may buy it from the bank. if not, then shut up and pay the rent.
Hack into reality. Pay $60. This card is now a tile deed titled "Spud". (Rent $3) All other players pay the rent each time they take a lunch break.
Go somewhere. collect $10

Rize from the dead free. This card may be kept until needed or sold.
GET KILLED. Go directly to YOUR GRAVE. DO NOT GET LOST. DO NOT collect $200.
Watch funny videos. Advance to YouTube.
GET LOST (collect $200)
Advance token to the nearest whatever-the-heck-replaces-the-utillitys. You know the deal.
Run out of food. pay $10
Accidently cause the end of time. Whoever owns Spud must sell it to the bank for $30. ($45 if you own it.) If nobody owns it, pay $15.