Newton's laws of gravity

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Current laws[edit]

If you throw

1. The Doctor lies.
2. When you jump out of a plane - you will die, unless this conflicts with the first law.
3. Sitting on a bee will send you into space, resulting in a time paradox that will conflict with both the first, second, and 4th law - so don't do it.
5. When you die - you will probably be effected by gravity.
6. No beavers allowed past this point.

Earlier laws[edit]

Originally, there were only two laws of gravity. these were:

1. abxnbx(mn)= monday + yoon, and
2. don't die and you will not be affected by gravity.

These laws were not very user friendly and also contradicted each other - and so the current laws were devised.