Forum:The ballad of Monsignor Peaches
Back in the dark times, when no sane person would walk the streets without bullets or canaries, League members went crazy eating bologna. Monsignor Peaches took his name from a cartoon, Rocko's Modern Life, where a high order demon was named Peaches. Monsignor is just a funny title. It just means My dear sir, or something like that.
Maybe the affectation was homely, or perhaps other things happened. No one will ever know, because you can't know nothing. When the plumbers showed up, no one was waiting any more. Primary vegetation spread among the high towers of Yar.
Then he got ordained and had a small part getting Uncyclopedia started. Then he became disgruntled. Then he came here. Then he got two more ordinations, so as to spread the glamor of his soul.
Some time during all this, he conceived of Zimizmizm. Laziness prevents it from becoming cool, like Rinzai.
Now there are troubles again. Resulting madness? (kaizum me) 11:58, 20 Octodest 2015 (UTC)
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