Tomorrow yesterday

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Tomorrow yesterday is a phrase invented by a whippersnapper of no renown. When she said it, the cranial circuit breakers popped and shut off all connections to what she was thinking or trying to say.

So I called her on it. She ran out of the room laughing. Then she came back, but wouldn't stop laughing.

Later I thought about it, and I think she should have said, "yesterday's tomorrow", which, of course, is today

My wife says...[edit | edit source]

Tomorrow's yesterday is better. It rolls off the tongue nicely. She asked a friend to weigh in and she has to think about it.

Less than a minute later, she also liked "tomorrow's yesterday"s. I think I will make it the title of a sci-fi novelettito, and,start (and maybe finish it here).

Tomorrow's Yesterday[edit | edit source]

By Reverend Zim_ulator

Once upon a time, before we knew what so do about time, most people pictured time as linear.

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