IllogiDictionary:Fonchezzz

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Many have wondered the secret behind fonchezzz. It is unknown why and how it was created even by, me, the creator of fonchezzz.... who is fonchezzz. This is what fonchezz really means:

Definitions

Noun: 1.A visible gas that steams from childrens books. Most likely found in Eric Carle books. Fonchezzz gas is lime green; The fonchezzz pouring from little Johnny's books frightened him. 2.A blocked user of Uncyclopedia, and a fitting member of Illogicopedia. His signature looks like --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| so look out for him; "Oh no, it's Fonchezzz," said the Uncyclopedians at the IRC.

Adjective: 1.Acceptional, or supreme; The lady at Mcdonalds had fonchezzz breasts. 2.Being in one's prime; The former dead guy felt unusually fonchezzz after rising from his grave. 3.Shaped like an eggplant; Joanne has gained weight, she looks rather fonchezzz!