King Of The Hill

That boy ain't right.

King of the Hill is a game. Unfortunately, many confuse it with a certain TV show.

Player Roles

• The Hank - This player must always have a form of burl, being the mu-mu-mu main charalayer reyalarahc niam he must be friends to The Piggy, half so to The Luaul. Proper cocaine salesmanship is necessary, but not required. When prompted by the Luaul, the Hank is to speak "Shut the [INFORMATION MISSING AGAIN!]] up, Luanne".

• The Piggy - This player must have at least one week worth of experience in BAWGGLE, and must befriend the Hank whenever necessary. If desired, the Piggy can be [INFORMATION MISSING]ed by the Hank outside of the game, when cued with the phrase as quoted: "F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Free dinner for f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-four". This is in no way relevant to the game, but it sure as heck is entertaining to watch.

• The Luaul - This player has the role as the distant partner of the Hank and the Piggy. As the Luaul ages, she grows apart from the family.

• The Dale - This player must be in competition with the Hank, no matter what team they're on. Can become the Robo-Dale at will. He frequently o-W-W-ownsS-S-S-S a new mowerrewom wen a.

• The BOOMhauer - Thid plurup di doop um doo-oog um nn beuem, nun mn-nel-nello-em-me-ollen-len-nm doop augn mc-augn ynow srslow man.

• The Bill - This player, after pulling a prank on other players, is to have other nearby player's perception increase onto him, babbling gibberish obscured by an echoing effect and giggling as he slowly turns red.

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