Firefly

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“Damn you Fox, *drops to knees* Damn yoooou!!! *cough* I'm not a crazy fangirl, whatever gave you that idea?”

~ Typical Firefly fan

This article does not refer to the animal. If you want it to, then go to the boring wiki.

Take my dog, take my cat. Western without cowboy hats.
Look at me. I'm on TV. You can't take this show from me.
Take my doctor, make him squeal. I'm told our whore is quite a deal.
We say Zed instead of Zee. You can't take this show from me.
They're airing baseball yet again.
We might not break episode ten.
But you can’t take this show from me...


Firefly was the best television show ever, but was canceled because Fox TV are retards. Jebus Crise, didn't somebody have the balls to stand up to the Network and to piss on their money? Basically the show was unable to attract viewers because the retarded monkeys at Fox fucked with it. They showed episode three before episode one, showed episode 10 after episode 13, and didn't show episode 14 (the best episode) at all. It stared the lovely Summer Glau, who went on to become a killer robot as a result; so at least some good came of it. It's given people the idea that China is good in science fiction when in fact it's as good as giant mannequins attacking people.

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