Gay
“Let us not mince words... let us merely mince!”
“So long, Gay Bowser!”
Gay is a gay way of saying homosexual. It is the ultimate 12 year old's insult to be applied to anything and everything without prejudice. Gay people aren't usually lesbians, unless a gay person had a sex change and then became lesbian. That would be a time wasting way of being a gay bisexual.
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Lesbians[edit]
Lesbians are mystical creatures who ride about naked on unicorns. They are very rare, even more so than Pokemon 151. (Mew)
Eh?[edit]
I don't know either. Anyway, some people say gay stands for God's Arse (Is) Young. Others reckon this is a cruel backronym created to make religious people feel bad.
“God hates cigarettes”
Origins of gay[edit]
You really want to know? Well I don't, so go away. Yeah, I'm an ignoramus. Bite me. No, not there!
This article will probably be disappointing for you[edit]
Yeah. Ah well, things don't always go your way...
- That's life. That's what Jeremy Beadle says...
see also[edit]
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Sex | Intimacy | Love | Masturbation | Orgasm | Sexaholics Anonymous | Sexual Innuendo in U.S. Currency |
| Anatomy | Ball | Bollocks | Boobs | Erection | Deep-fried semen | G-spot | Penis | PENISPENISPENIS | Reproduce Juice | THE VAGINA | Vagina | Penis Envy | |
| Sex Acts | Bondage | Buttsecks | Flogging | Foreplay | Fornicate | Homosecks | Masturbating | Pedophilia | Phone Abstinence | Rape | Rapism | Sexting | Sexual Intercourse | Feature-Bate | |
| Homosexuality | Butt pirate | Coming out | Gay | Gayboy | Homo erectus | Kinsey Scale | Lesbian | Mail prostitute | Queer duck | Spongebob Gaypants | |
| Other Sexy Things | An orgy in full flow | Are You Still...Naked? | Callgirl | Cooties | Exhibitionism | Hermaphrodite | Heterosexuality | Hobbit Sex | How to test for STDs | Interstate 69 | Mia Khalifa | Penis Warts | Pornography | Pr0nz | Premature Ejaculation Man | Sexuality | Squid (Birth Control Device) | The Illogipedian's New Clothes | The Wooden Condom | Venereal disease | Woman | Your parents have sex |
