Rocket Monkeys

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“I am the Pantsless Evil Villain. Stain Boy. Watch me ruin Your favorite Chair. You are not going to want to Sit in this one Again.”

~ It Was Covered In Poop After That.
The Rocket Monkeys after they were too busy Pooping instead of making sure they didn’t Die in Space.

Rocket Monkeys is by far the Worst Television Series of All Time. It has One Too Many Poop Jokes for me. Twitter has now been Infected with this Slop. I wish to forget Rocket Monkeys. I Can’t Sleep at Night because of it. God has Cried because of this Abomination. This.

How Society Changed From Rocket Monkeys[edit | edit source]

The Show was made in Canada, Obviously, and was soon Forgotten by Many. In 2026, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani made an Executive Order making all Residents watch Rocket Monkeys. Although, Every Bad Canadian Television Program should be Blamed on Canada. The Show is usually considered the Beginning of the End of Human Society.


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