5
5 is the Infinity+6th number. It is actually S with sharp corners.
“5 is a banana. YES IT IS OR I'LL KILL YOU WITH THAT!”
“Who? Me? But I think 5 is not a banana!”
Number 5 IS dangerous!!!1[edit | edit source]
As you can see above, number 5 can be used for XTREMEly DANGERuos tasks such as pretending it's a nabana.
YOU SHOULD NEVER USE THE NUMBER FOR THINGS LIKE DAT!!!
OR ELSE... Umm... I'll send you to another universe?
Also, 5 is the sum of 2+2.
2 + 2 = 5[edit | edit source]
I'll tell you how the heck two and two always makes five.
Well, I'm not some kind of Gozimnot, but I'll try my best.
2 + 2 = 5 : Method 1[edit | edit source]
Two + Two = Five Th=1 so multiply by h wo + wo = Fhive
e=i so
wo + wo = Fhv(e2)
2wo = Fhv(e2)
Compx = Ra
re2 = 3 so
2wor = 3Fhv
Fve2 = 5 so
2wo = 5h
h = 25wo
two = 2 therefore
th = 45 = 1
1 = 45
multiply by 5
5 = 4 = 2+2
therefore 2 + 2 = 5
amazing, isn't it?
2 + 2 = 5 : Method 2[edit | edit source]
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2 + 2 = 5 : Method 3[edit | edit source]
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2 + 2 = 5 : Method 4[edit | edit source]
therefore 2+2=5.
2 + 2 = 5 : Method WSGNOAIGN[edit | edit source]
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Therefore 2 + 2 = 5.
2 + 2 = 5 : Method Eeble[edit | edit source]
EeBLE.
SO eeBle.
OoOoOoO! SPOOKY!
2+2=?
5.
OKAY?
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