Sulfur is the element that pollutes snow and gives it the ability to cause blindness. But it also burns but it is a rock. You could put it in stuff and rub it in peoples's eyes or eat only it until you are not morbidly obese. You just can't live without it.
In Lojban it's called sliri and in Kurdish it's called kewkurd.
Chemical properties[edit | edit source]
It burns blue, just like salt. It could trigger you.
You can make octasulfur with it, and even heptasulfur, sexasulfur, pentasulfur, tetrasulfur, trisulfur, disulfur, and even monosulfur. This means you can make a 7 ring and not just an 8 ring. If you make it cold enough, it'll turn from dominant to social. It's sometimes plastic, which is made from oil, which means it'll have Americans, and it's like crude rubber, which sounds a lot like it's a euphemism for a condom, which is a medicine, which is another word for a drug, so Americans need to ban it.
Where to find it[edit | edit source]
Sulfur is made in stars, and you're made of star stuff, so you don't need to actively find it because sulfur was in you all along. Sulfur is the bingus. Also, it could come to your planet if your planet is hit by a meteorite.
Sulfur in popular culture[edit | edit source]
Sometimes pastors talk about fire and brimstone, which is sulfur, in sermons, which are part of church, which is pop culture according to this one guy who was on the radio.
It was used as medicine in Egypt and Greece and China, so it's actually medicine and you don't need sophistry to prove it's medicine. In India and Europe they just did fake chemistry with it but the latter used it as medicine too.
In science[edit | edit source]
Some French guy figured out it was an element. Meanwhile, Americans were getting shot while expecting to get hung. Then 90 years later Americans figured out how to find sulfur and around this time people figured out how to put sulfur in stuff.
Things you can do with sulfur[edit | edit source]
- make chemicals
- make more differenter chemicals
- fertilize (be sure to remember the crude rubber kind thing)
- make fine chemicals
- fungicide and pesticide
- make wine and food last longer by bactericiding
- make medicine
- make furniture
Also it's in you so it does stuff in you.
Remember to be safe with it.