Magnesium is magic.
It's the closest element to magic.
Why, may you ask, is magnesium magic? Because it breaks the supply/demand barrier, and causes price to scale with demand.
This is extremely risky. With more common items costing more, we end up with once-free goods costing trillions of dollars, and expensive goods being bought for nothing.
However, you can't buy anything, since air costs more than the national GDP of Vietnam per breath.
Why make magnemism?[edit | edit source]
Magnemism is the hybrid of magnesium and commieism. It expands upon the theories set out by Lenin about the consumption and in-demand hybridisation of tomato plants so that we can get more compact money to hide in the magnetist weasels.
But what does that mean?[edit | edit source]
The Frontier Psychiatrist will see you now.