Francium is a chemical element made by the French. Because of that, this element has never been used and a lot of chemists dismiss the existence of this element.
Creation[edit | edit source]
This element was created by the French scientist Franc Oaeuxaeuxaeuxaeux. This element was discovered in 1984, when he was drinking his piss (a known and everyday French tradition) and noticed a strange taste. After that, he researched his piss and found that there was a thing that he didn't see before. That's where he found this new element. He named it Francium, after the piss.
Use[edit | edit source]
French people use it every day in their kitchen, to mix their frog dishes with this piss-like element, which gives them an even nicer taste.