“Finally, it's over...”
I'll eat you all. I love myself so much, and don't want anyone else to get in the way. Love, Xenon
You know, I'm the best. I send my parents a certificate every Christmas, for having the best son they possibly could.
Only thing is,, they named me Xenon. Why would anyone name their son after an element? Especially a blue element. I hate blue.
Xenon (the element) should be illegal. It only causes trouble and strife. And when I go out into the world, I'll have to find a chemist wife.
That rhymes. Doesn't it? Ugh, even worse than accidentally rhyming is saying 'Hey, that rhymes!' after it. Goodbye. I've had enough.
He left a suicide note stating 'Excuse all the noble gas.' Apparently he was a black metal fan.
I see that escalated quickly. In any case, xenon is an element. Elements are important. So he shouldn't have done that.