Not to be confused with radium, although some hot spring owners probably don't know the difference
Radon is an element you can find at home.
It's also highly radioactive.
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Why radon will hurt you[edit | edit source]
Since it has a half-life of 6,088 years, that means that you may not even detect the radon in your home until it starts disappearing millennia later. This means that if you were hoping that you could get it over and done with, maybe market your own line of radioactive bug spray, that's wrong.
So why will radon hurt you? Because he lives underneath your house and plays Guild Wars 2 daily. That's why.
Why radon will eat you[edit | edit source]
Extend the preceding, but add with 'all he's ever eaten are cheese and maple leaf sandwiches, which he hates'.
Why you should eat radon[edit | edit source]
Radon is yummy in my tummy.
If there is a radioactive basement-dweller in your house...[edit | edit source]
call the police. They should deal with it. Maybe take him to element jail (the Large Hadron Collider)? I'm sure he'd actually be doing something productive if he was being smashed with other elements in order to find the fabled unobtainium.