What some people think Manganese is[edit | edit source]
I love it! I love it!!!! I wanna be a Manganese!!! Manganese people are Japanese Manga Lovers!!!
What Manganese Is[edit | edit source]
A hard metal element with the atomic number 25. (Yes, this is harder than anyone's dick) It has 7 isotopes. Manganese is also brittle though too. Got it? GOOD.
What you wish Manganese is[edit | edit source]
No way. I'm not getting started on that one.
Manganese crumping[edit | edit source]
As Professor Whats-his-face illustrated to us, manganese certainly loves to crump. However it is widely debated, as no-one is entirely sure, as to whether or not manganese enjoys raving. The quality was accredited to plurium, but most scientists are unwilling to distribute such a trait among the elements. As such, manganese is disappointed and unsure of his place in the world. Someone give him a bracelet and tell him how cute he looks tonight.
Later, Lester had his pop quiz. One of the questions most certainly involved something to do with manganese, but his teacher, Professor Whats-his-face, decided to show them his epic manganese crumping and turn the entire classroom into a sort of underground basement rave. Lester, confused, was still beyond doubt that one of the answers to the pop quiz most certainly involved manganese, and that it was either A, B, C or D. Unfortunately the question went something like this:
- What is manganese's favourite pasttime?
- A) raving
- B) crumping
- C) spasming
- D) having tea parties with the noble gases
Lester, going with his gut instinct, just circled B because Charmy Bee is awesome and you freakin' know it (also because he happened to witness the events undertaken by Professor Whats-his-face).
I'll never look at manganese the same way again.